Top 60 Kathy Griffin Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.”

— Kathy Griffin

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2. “If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.”

— Kathy Griffin

3. “Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love.”

— Kathy Griffin

4. “I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you’ve ever heard.”

— Kathy Griffin

5. “That’s what I loved about Temptation Island. I don’t even know why they did it.”

— Kathy Griffin

6. “I was raised right – I talk about people behind their backs. It’s called manners.”

— Kathy Griffin

7. “I am what you call a non-believer. I don’t even want to say I’m an atheist because frankly I don’t want to join their club either. But the point is, I am a fallen catholic, I’m not religious, and that’s all well and good.”

— Kathy Griffin

8. “I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don’t like this whole climate of, ‘You can’t ever say anything bad about the group I’m in, cause every group is untouchable.’ We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want.”

— Kathy Griffin

9. “I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I’m on stage, I’m at a microphone it’s a joke!”

— Kathy Griffin

10. “I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don’t care how many people they killed.”

— Kathy Griffin

11. “I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.”

— Kathy Griffin

12. “Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.”

— Kathy Griffin

13. “Well, Jon Hamm isn’t a real celebrity.”

— Kathy Griffin

14. “No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?”

— Kathy Griffin

15. “Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.”

— Kathy Griffin

16. “I’ll be honest, there’s a part of me that does think I’m held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it’s a little frustrating.”

— Kathy Griffin

17. “I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.”

— Kathy Griffin

18. “A lot of stars don’t have a sense of humor.”

— Kathy Griffin

19. “When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!”

— Kathy Griffin

20. “The thing that bums me out about ‘The Real World’ is I don’t want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.”

— Kathy Griffin

21. “Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I’m not going to let that stand.”

— Kathy Griffin

22. “I am in love with Larry David.”

— Kathy Griffin

23. “I’m on every worst-dressed list imaginable.”

— Kathy Griffin

24. “I’m always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.”

— Kathy Griffin

25. “I love to work. I love doing standup.”

— Kathy Griffin

26. “I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.”

— Kathy Griffin

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27. “Pretty much everywhere I go, I’m pretty much thinking I’m going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.”

— Kathy Griffin

28. “I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.”

— Kathy Griffin

29. “It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She’s my lady-in-waiting as well.”

— Kathy Griffin

30. “I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.”

— Kathy Griffin

31. “I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people’s words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.”

— Kathy Griffin

32. “I have a no-apology policy.”

— Kathy Griffin

33. “My act is based on my life.”

— Kathy Griffin

34. “My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America’s great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.”

— Kathy Griffin

35. “That’s life when you’re on the D-list.”

— Kathy Griffin

36. “But if something funny happens, I can’t resist. I have to tell the people.”

— Kathy Griffin

37. “I’m not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.”

— Kathy Griffin

38. “I also don’t have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.”

— Kathy Griffin

39. “I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It’s definitely rated R.”

— Kathy Griffin

40. “Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that’s just part of the deal. I’m not really sure what’s going to come out of my mouth.”

— Kathy Griffin

41. “I’m basically always on tour.”

— Kathy Griffin

42. “It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.”

— Kathy Griffin

43. “I’m not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience’s ticket into the party.”

— Kathy Griffin

44. “So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.”

— Kathy Griffin

45. “I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.”

— Kathy Griffin

46. “I do road gigs occasionally but I don’t want to go out on the road for months at a time.”

— Kathy Griffin

47. “I don’t like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.”

— Kathy Griffin

48. “A lot of celebrities, especially when you’re talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.”

— Kathy Griffin

49. “If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.”

— Kathy Griffin

50. “I’m not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.”

— Kathy Griffin