Top 40 Katie MacAlister Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Those who play with fire should expect to be consumed by it.”

— Katie MacAlister

2. “You are mine, Aisling. You are mine today, tomorrow and five hundred years from now. You will always be mine. I do not give up my treasures, kincsem. You would do well to remember that.”

— Katie MacAlister

3. “My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.”

— Katie MacAlister

4. “Lady Rowena gasped in horror at the sight of Lord Raoul’s majestic purple-helmeted warrior of love.”

— Katie MacAlister

5. “Yes, he is a man, so genetically he’s engineered to be dense about many things, but he’s not stupid.”

— Katie MacAlister

6. “Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I’m fine with wither, so it doesn’t matter to me.”

— Katie MacAlister

7. “You are too arrogant for your own good. I officially de-mate you. Go away. I never want to see you again. Except maybe tonight. Naked. Your place. But after that, no more.”

— Katie MacAlister

8. “Hoo! You’re like a giant mood ring! I wonder if I can make different colors show up depending on where i touch you – Nell Harris.”

— Katie MacAlister

9. “Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?”

— Katie MacAlister

10. “I’ve wanted you since the moment you tried to run me over. You are unlike any woman I have met before. You are strong, and courageous, and you do not suffer fools...”

— Katie MacAlister

11. “You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It’s probably be more fun.”

— Katie MacAlister

12. “Dammit, Jim. I’m a Guardian, not a doctor.”

— Katie MacAlister

13. “Just because I’m flaunting it doesn’t mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not.”

— Katie MacAlister

14. “Do blood clots get stuck in your teeth? What if someone’s anemic; are you hungry again an hour later? Has anyone ever bitten you? If you run out of blood, do you shrivel up like a really old orange?”

— Katie MacAlister

15. “His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home, where she and I will be alone and able to indulge whatever fantasies we choose. What is there not to enjoy?”

— Katie MacAlister

16. “You think I’m deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it’s a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.”

— Katie MacAlister

17. “I was born. It was easy. My mother did all the hard work.”

— Katie MacAlister

18. “I am a dragon. We do not nag. We suggest.”

— Katie MacAlister

19. “I’m your Beloved, dammit! You’re going to let me save your soul, and like it!”

— Katie MacAlister

20. “Stop fussing over me, woman. I will be whole again shortly, and then you can resume ogling me and desiring my body.”

— Katie MacAlister

21. “Too much talking and not enough writhing in ecstasy. You will commence writhing now.”

— Katie MacAlister

22. “I can assure you there’s every reason to flirt whenever and wherever possible. It’s scientifically proven to lower blood pressure, ease stress, and provide a great lucidity of mind.”

— Katie MacAlister

23. “I tried to avoid looking at the dress full on, lest it burn out my retinas with its glittering hideousness.”

— Katie MacAlister

24. “I felt like I was ten again and had been caught using my uncle’s Cuban cigars as miniature canoes in the toilet.”

— Katie MacAlister

25. “Maybe I could just James Bond my way down the cable if I draped the scarf over it, clinging to the ends as my body careened down it to safety – Careened. What an ugly word that was.”

— Katie MacAlister

26. “No, Joy, you just think gin makes you brilliant. Gin makes you sotted. Chocolate makes you brilliant.”

— Katie MacAlister

27. “He does not see as i have that you have given him your heart, but he is male. We will cut him some slack for that handicap, yes?”

— Katie MacAlister

28. “No, I didn’t enjoy that in the least. Do it again so I can not enjoy it some more.”

— Katie MacAlister

29. “Oh, boy,” Jim said, giving an excited wiggle. “Cat fight! Wish I had some popcorn.”

— Katie MacAlister

30. “You do not interrupt a man when he is explaining his master plan after having been soundly defeated. Don’t you watch any James Bond Movies?”

— Katie MacAlister

31. “A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded that he could be served at a luau.”

— Katie MacAlister

32. “Do you have some sort of anti-derangement medication? If so, you might wish to take it.”

— Katie MacAlister

33. “It is the way of women to keep us humble, is it not?”

— Katie MacAlister

34. “Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face.”

— Katie MacAlister

35. “The bottom line is, life is for living, sweetie. It’s for taking chances and trying to grab up every little piece of happiness you can latch on to.”

— Katie MacAlister

36. “I’ll drive. But don’t you be turning into a dragon while you’re in the car. I don’t want those claws poking holes in my nice upholstery.”

— Katie MacAlister

37. “Dragon form is generally reserved for mating and fighting. We found over the years that it was simply easier to blend in – physically speaking – if we resembled those around us. Do you wish to mate with me?”

— Katie MacAlister

38. “He held up a hand as we rounded a corner onto a busy street. “Red dragons?” I whispered. “No. Mimes.”

— Katie MacAlister

39. “How was I going to break it to my sister and brother that I was now a demon lord?”

— Katie MacAlister

40. “What’s a friend for if not to face almost certain death with, eh?”

— Katie MacAlister

41. “Hey, that spot over there smells pretty good. This area has been peed on a lot.”

— Katie MacAlister

42. “What, you think that just because we’re demons, we don’t like to stay current with world events? You think we don’t like to be entertained? We’re demons, not Nazis!”

— Katie MacAlister

43. “Someone must have been in a rush to leave this morning,” I told the door, trying to tamp down the major case of the willies the silent street was giving me. “Someone was just late for work, and they didn’t quite close the door. That’s all. There’s nothing foreboding in a door that hasn’t been shut all the way. There’s nothing eerie in that at all. There’s nothing creepy about the street... Oh, crap. Hello?”

— Katie MacAlister

44. “I’m not at all the sort of woman who kisses strange dragons when she comes across them.”

— Katie MacAlister