Top 180 Kelly Moran Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Life Lessons According to Camryn: One must handle stress like a dog; if you can’t eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.”

— Kelly Moran

2. “True love is an electric shock with someone else in control of the switch.”

— Kelly Moran

3. “We are all the same and we are all different. What great friends we will be.”

— Kelly Moran

4. “Grandma, Grandpa, Auntie Cam started a fire at work. And she got an erection!”

— Kelly Moran

5. “She held my face in her hands as if I was the treasure.”

— Kelly Moran

6. “I remain someone of little consequence, as if nothing more than dandelion fluff caught on a breeze.”

— Kelly Moran

7. “Calm down. Ghosts don’t ring the doorbell.”

— Kelly Moran

8. “Go get dirty, baby girl. And I mean the naked kind.”

— Kelly Moran

9. “I only know two things in life for certain: I know I love her and I know when her memory of our time together fades, I’ll still feel exactly the same as I do today. Time is irrelevant, as I once said to her. And I’m happy wasting every second of it on her.”

— Kelly Moran

10. “For the love of all the Gobstoppers in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, would he please just leave her alone?”

— Kelly Moran

11. “He was a drool-worthy, panty-drenching, yummy work of masculine art.”

— Kelly Moran

12. “Family trees full of nuts have nothing on me. My family is temperamental. Half temper, half mental.”

— Kelly Moran

13. “The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should’ve been before sunrise and pre-coffee.”

— Kelly Moran

14. “She broke my heart over and over, day after day, but I love her.”

— Kelly Moran

15. “His sexy smile said trust me or don’t, he didn’t care.”

— Kelly Moran

16. “The day I died was just like any other idle Thursday.”

— Kelly Moran

17. “Hazard of the job. That’s Ode de Anal Gland you smell.”

— Kelly Moran

18. “I think you’ve been lying to yourself so long that you don’t know what the truth is anymore.”

— Kelly Moran

19. “This is turning into an alcohol-will-cure-everything kind of day.”

— Kelly Moran

20. “She may resemble a mythical angel, but she moved like an x-rated wet dream.”

— Kelly Moran

21. “Urges. Mercy, the urges.”

— Kelly Moran

22. “He’d misspoken. She wasn’t a blow. She was a hydrogen bomb directly aimed at his solar plexus.”

— Kelly Moran

23. “Delicately, she parted her lips, swept them against his, and kissed first his top, then the bottom. Letting her lead, he pinched his brows together and held still. She didn’t come at him with fire. She told him a story. And he’d be damned if it didn’t start with once upon a time like she were proving he was some kind of hero. Specifically, hers.”

— Kelly Moran

24. “The man was so sexy she understood why every member of the double X-carrying chromosome imitated saran wrap in his presence.”

— Kelly Moran

25. “It is often said that freedom doesn’t come free. It is also said that true heroes can come from both the most unlikely and obvious of places. I believe that. And so this book is dedicated to my heroes who fight overseas and at home.”

— Kelly Moran

26. “Trust was such a fragile thing, and once it was lost, it could never be fully restored. Could you ever truly trust anyone?”

— Kelly Moran

27. “The universe had a terrible sense of humor. Nothing she hated more than being the punch line.”

— Kelly Moran

28. “I look at you and my heart pounds, when for years, I don’t think it beat at all. You fill the cracks and crevices, take away the emptiness. And when you’re not by my side, the loss is unimaginable.”

— Kelly Moran

29. “I’m sorry on behalf of my species.”

— Kelly Moran

30. “The lopsided grin was just a cheap shot.”

— Kelly Moran

31. “I want that for you more than my next breath, but at some point, I have to stop existing with people who can never love me back.”

— Kelly Moran

32. “I kinda felt like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touched me, but no one wanted me.”

— Kelly Moran

33. “Love came and went as often as the tide. Feelings changed. He never wanted to fall into that trap. Why allow himself to fall for something as frail as love?”

— Kelly Moran

34. “Common sense got drunk and giddy when Olivia was on the premises. Maybe he should just raise a glass, too, and dub reason a lost cause.”

— Kelly Moran

35. “I don’t care if it’s been five minutes or five months or five years. You’re it for me and there’s no sense in waiting.”

— Kelly Moran

36. “He needed a stiff drink. With a side of straightjacket.”

— Kelly Moran

37. “When she smiled like she meant it, when it wasn’t out of politeness or something forced, she could bring down satellites.”

— Kelly Moran

38. “You have my word, luv.” He kissed her. “And my heart.”

— Kelly Moran

39. “I don’t just want you to come. I want you to come undone.”

— Kelly Moran

40. “How southern belle of her.”

— Kelly Moran

41. “They were the right counterbalance to one another.”

— Kelly Moran

42. “Lucifer was engraving Nate’s name on a cage right now.”

— Kelly Moran

43. “I’ll never get to hear her say, ‘I love you, Mommy,’ like other parents take for granted.”

— Kelly Moran

44. “If you’re trying to tell me you’re not used to mattering to someone, I might just bleed out right here on the floor.”

— Kelly Moran

45. “She knew her place in this family, always had. Knew why she was conceived. And it wasn’t for a photo on the mantle.”

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46. “Organization takes the fun out of everything.”

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47. “She’d burst if she didn’t tell him, die painfully if he let her go. Emotion clogged her throat. Helplessness ached in her stomach.”

— Kelly Moran

48. “Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores.”

— Kelly Moran

49. “This was sharing office space with wacko and bordering on ludicrous.”

— Kelly Moran

50. “I love you, Ava. I should’ve started this whole crazy thing by saying that. I love you and I missed you like mad. It wasn’t a spell. It was you. I found home.”

— Kelly Moran