Top 90 Kevin Ansbro Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you – especially if you’re dining alone.”

— Kevin Ansbro

2. “Focus on an ocean of positives, not a puddle of negatives.”

— Kevin Ansbro

3. “A life without friends is like a sky without stars.”

— Kevin Ansbro

4. “A woman is like an ocean, sir, beautiful to look at but dangerous to cross.”

— Kevin Ansbro

5. “Prejudice wears a variety of hats, none of them becoming.”

— Kevin Ansbro

6. “Though soulmates aren’t looking for you, they will find you.”

— Kevin Ansbro

7. “There are but twenty-six letters in the English alphabet, yet I must have read a quadrillion words.”

— Kevin Ansbro

8. “A book cannot spring to life unless it is being read.”

— Kevin Ansbro

9. “When life gives you lemons, don’t waste your time making lemonade.”

— Kevin Ansbro

10. “The snow fell as softly as a poet’s tears.”

— Kevin Ansbro

11. “Then he heard a distant rumble – louder than thunder. Looking out to sea, Sawat saw a grey wall of water, the width of the horizon, tumbling at high speed towards the shoreline.”

— Kevin Ansbro

12. “We each harbour a talent. It hibernates within us, snug yet eager, waiting for the first darling buds of opportunity to emerge.”

— Kevin Ansbro

13. “Overhyped books are the empty calories of the literary world.”

— Kevin Ansbro

14. “Our entire universe is but a snow globe in a giant’s hand.”

— Kevin Ansbro

15. “Faith is not like a raincoat, only to be worn on drizzly days.”

— Kevin Ansbro

16. “May your talent always be greater than your heartache.”

— Kevin Ansbro

17. “Some books send you around the world, while others send you around the bend.”

— Kevin Ansbro

18. “The Earth has music for those who listen.” – Kevin Ansbro.”

— Kevin Ansbro

19. “Some authors wouldn’t know their syntax from a Tampax.”

— Kevin Ansbro

20. “A howl is as infectious to a wolf as a yawn is to a human.”

— Kevin Ansbro

21. “May the key of inspiration unlock your dungeon of creativity.”

— Kevin Ansbro

22. “All three were wild-haired and bedraggled, as if they had just staggered from a fight to the death with a family of chimpanzees.”

— Kevin Ansbro

23. “Writing should beguile us, not just take us from A to B to Zzzzz.”

— Kevin Ansbro

24. “A story has to glide like a yacht, not bump along like a supermarket trolley.”

— Kevin Ansbro

25. “Within the pages of books, I’ve journeyed to Mandalay, the Milky Way and Santa Fe, without once having to leave my armchair.”

— Kevin Ansbro

26. “A gentleman goes in search of flattery as keenly as a bee hunts for pollen.”

— Kevin Ansbro

27. “Books are the flung-open windows to a parallel universe.”

— Kevin Ansbro

28. “Writers are only ever as good as their readers.”

— Kevin Ansbro

29. “Hugo turned to gaze upon the seemingly endless rows of books. Like humans, they came in all shapes and sizes: some were tall and slender, others squat and well upholstered, many were wrinkled with age.”

— Kevin Ansbro

30. “Those without a choice in life are often the most innovative.”

— Kevin Ansbro

31. “We can point the finger at adults for the stupid decisions they make in life, but an orphaned child can never be blamed for the situation in which they find themselves.”

— Kevin Ansbro

32. “There is no greater honour on Earth than to share one’s wisdom with those who seek it.”

— Kevin Ansbro

33. “Grandma’s last year was spent ghosting the bleached corridors of a chintzy care home. Her face became buckled with cancer and she was also irretrievably lost in a fog of dementia.”

— Kevin Ansbro

34. “To master magical realism, one must make the real seem unreal but, more importantly, make the unreal seem real.”

— Kevin Ansbro

35. “My muse is a restless genie, a conniving devil, a wanton mistress and a fairy godmother. At times he’s Othello’s Iago, at others he’s Clarence from ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’.”

— Kevin Ansbro

36. “Of course God exists. But God is no more a man than you are a snowflake.”

— Kevin Ansbro

37. “The oak trees had shed their leaves, revealing the inky thumbprints of crows’ nests in the crackle glaze of dark branches.”

— Kevin Ansbro

38. “Sadly, there are writers who wouldn’t know an umlaut from an omelet.”

— Kevin Ansbro

39. “Pah! I wave my cuff at hindsight as if it were a bothersome fly. Life can only be lived forwards, Ulysses. All that matters is what you do now.”

— Kevin Ansbro

40. “Life will return you to normality in the anaesthesia of time.”

— Kevin Ansbro

41. “Awash with trepidation, he was suddenly on the mattress, lured like an errant sailor onto a siren’s rocky shore.”

— Kevin Ansbro

42. “I bear the Russian man no ill. A Stanislav has as much right to walk God’s earth as does a Stanley.”

— Kevin Ansbro

43. “Cluttered minds think alike.”

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44. “The early word catches the poem.”

— Kevin Ansbro

45. “In grave danger of suffocation, the mermaid peeled away from him and emitted a sonar wail that woke drowned sailors from their oyster beds.”

— Kevin Ansbro

46. “One’s ego is the enemy of objectivity.”

— Kevin Ansbro

47. “Beautiful prose is a floundering fish if it doesn’t have a story to swim in.”

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48. “A book should grab you by the lapels and kiss you into tomorrow.”

— Kevin Ansbro

49. “Within the pages of books, I’ve journeyed to Mandalay, the Milky Way and Santa Fe.”

— Kevin Ansbro

50. “Disregard the coronavirus as you would a cannibal kissing your face.”

— Kevin Ansbro