Top 160 Kevin Kwan Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “God is in the details.”

— Kevin Kwan

2. “I want to slip my whole foot inside.” He wants to do WHAT with his foot? This man should be arrested. Godfrey banged his fist against the stall door and said loudly, “You are a degenerate! A complete disgrace to this esteemed club! Take your dirty business elsewhere! Not in our toilets!”

— Kevin Kwan

3. “Just because some people actually work for their money doesn’t mean they are beneath you.”

— Kevin Kwan

4. “Kan ni na bu chao chee bye!”

— Kevin Kwan

5. “There is something in the air tonight, Fernando.”

— Kevin Kwan

6. “Behind every fortune lies a great crime.”

— Kevin Kwan

7. “I don’t think people ever realize what they’ve lost until it’s too late.”

— Kevin Kwan

8. “There’s something really cathartic about that, about owning up to your truth.”

— Kevin Kwan

9. “I tell you, this is what’s wrong with the world. People lying about everything.”

— Kevin Kwan

10. “In one kiss, you’ll know all I haven’t said. – Pablo Neruda.”

— Kevin Kwan

11. “Tourists should have to take a style exam before being allowed to set foot on the island!”

— Kevin Kwan

12. “People are messy. Life gets messy. Things are not always going to work out perfectly just because you want them to.”

— Kevin Kwan

13. “Doing nothing can sometimes be the most effective form of action.”

— Kevin Kwan

14. “Twenty Ways You Can Tell You Have Asian Parents.” Number one on the list: Your parents never, ever call you “just to say hello.”

— Kevin Kwan

15. “Rachel, You have been poisoned with a potentially lethal dose of Tarquinomid. Your doctors will be able to reverse the side effects once they know this. If you value your life, you will not mention this incident to anyone. Never set foot in China again. This is your last warning.”

— Kevin Kwan

16. “Remember, every treasure comes with a price.”

— Kevin Kwan

17. “He would never give up trying. He would take an impossible situation and make everything possible.”

— Kevin Kwan

18. “Marriage was purely a matter of timing, and whenever a man was finally done sowing his wild oats and ready to settle down, whichever girl happened to be there at the time would be the right one.”

— Kevin Kwan

19. “Aiyoooooh, finish everything on your plate, girls! Don’t you know there are children starving in America?”

— Kevin Kwan

20. “I criticize you when you’re wearing something that looks so cheap. It’s a disgrace to me.”

— Kevin Kwan

21. “The Holy Trinity are Four Seasons for the roast duck, Mandarin Kitchen for the aforementioned lobster noodles, and Royal China for the dim sum.”

— Kevin Kwan

22. “To Eleanor, every single person occupied a specific space in the elaborately constructed social universe in her mind.”

— Kevin Kwan

23. “When we align with the truth of who we are, all things are possible.”

— Kevin Kwan

24. “Doing nothing can sometimes be the most effective form of action. If you do nothing, you’ll be sending a clear message: that you’re stronger than they think you are. Not to mention a lot classier. Think about it.”

— Kevin Kwan

25. “If it’s not on sale at Ross Dress for Less, I don’t care what the brand is.”

— Kevin Kwan

26. “I’m not going to be wearing a single piece of jewelry tonight. I was born a Tung, and I have nothing to prove to anyone.”

— Kevin Kwan

27. “Okay, so what would the blue jay do?” Nick asked. “He would never give up trying. He would take an impossible situation and make everything possible.”

— Kevin Kwan

28. “The quality of the stone isn’t perfect, but when I wore it, it always reminded me of how life can surprise you. Sometimes, the thing that at first appears flawed can end up being the most perfect thing in the world for you.”

— Kevin Kwan

29. “She wasn’t a rebel, because to call her one would imply that she was breaking the rules.”

— Kevin Kwan

30. “Some people had all the luck, being born into the right family.”

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31. “Wye Mun, as usual, had steered him toward the stories about money, and he had missed the chance to tell them the real story, about a man whose greatness had nothing to do with wealth or power.”

— Kevin Kwan

32. “I did not tell half of what I saw, for no one would have believed me. MARCO POLO, 1324.”

— Kevin Kwan

33. “No matter how old you are, no matter how ready you think you are, nothing quite prepares you for the loss of a parent.”

— Kevin Kwan

34. “Alamak, it’s that Ed Saranwrap! I love his music!” As Ed Sheeran.”

— Kevin Kwan

35. “You love your children so much, you do everything to try to protect them, and they don’t even appreciate it.”

— Kevin Kwan

36. “It felt like being at a pajama party inside the vault of Harry Winston.”

— Kevin Kwan

37. “In a city where people are almost as obsessed with food as they are with status, perhaps the best-kept secret of the dining scene is that the finest cuisine arguably isn’t found at the Michelin-starred restaurants in five-star hotels but rather at private dining clubs.”

— Kevin Kwan

38. “Scientists talk about how we inherit health issues from our parents through our genes, but we also inherit this entire lineage of fear and pain – generations of it.”

— Kevin Kwan

39. “I take fifty milligrams of amitriptyline every night, and then an extra ten milligrams of Ambien if I really want to sleep through the night. Sometimes I add a Lunesta, and if that doesn’t work, I get out the Valium –.”

— Kevin Kwan

40. “Siem began to play the first familiar chords of “Theme from Out of Africa,” and sighs of delight could be heard from the audience, Oliver noted, “It’s all about that chin, isn’t it, clenched against the violin as if he’s makine savage love to it. That marvelous chin is what’s making all the ladies cream their knickers.”

— Kevin Kwan

41. “St. Germain elderflower liqueur, gin, and white Lillet mixed with grapefruit juice create this classic effervescent aperitif. Chin-chin!”

— Kevin Kwan

42. “Mama, we are done eating. Can we go to the playroom now?” one of the little girls asked Sheryl. “You are not done. I still see a few chicken nuggets left,” their mother said. Neena looked over and scolded, “Aiyoooooh, finish everything on your plate, girls! Don’t you know there are children starving in America?”

— Kevin Kwan

43. “I hate to point out the obvious, but here’s this tiny bird that’s been trying to get through a huge bulletproof glass wall. A totally impossible situation. You tell me it’s been here every day pecking away persistently for ten minutes. Well, today the glass wall came down.”

— Kevin Kwan

44. “Eleanor had a long-held theory about men. She truly believed that for most men, all that talk of “being in love” or “finding the right one” was absolute nonsense. Marriage was purely a matter of timing, and whenever a man was finally done sowing his wild oats and ready to settle down, whichever girl happened to be there at the time would be the right one.”

— Kevin Kwan

45. “Beauty fades, but wit will keep you on the invitation lists to all the most exclusive parties.”

— Kevin Kwan

46. “Calm down and speak slower, lah. I can’t understand a word you’re saying. Now, why do you want to jump off a building?” Philip asked in his usual laconic manner.”

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47. “Scientists talk about how we inherit health issues from our parents through our genes, but we also inherit this entire lineage of fear and pain – generations of it. I can acknowledge whenever my mother is reacting out of this fear, but the most powerful thing I’ve realized is that I’m not responsible for her pain. I won’t make her fears mine any longer and I don’t want to pass them on to my son!”

— Kevin Kwan

48. “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”

— Kevin Kwan

49. “Astrid wondered for the millionth time why all her relatives constantly tried to outdo each other in proclaiming their poverty.”

— Kevin Kwan

50. “Meggaharto, you know. I don’t think you need me.”

— Kevin Kwan