Top 80 Kevin Smith Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “In the face of such hopelessness as our eventual, unavoidable death, there is little sense in not at least trying to accomplish all of your wildest dreams in life.”

— Kevin Smith

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2. “Live a “Why not?” life, man. Take the shot. The shot is always worth taking.”

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3. “Failure is success training.”

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4. “People have been telling me I’m a failure and that I’m doing it all wrong for 20 years now. Never trust anybody when they tell you how your story goes. You know your story. You write your own story.”

— Kevin Smith

5. “Keep your focus on what YOU want to do – not what anyone else wants or is doing. You lose time watching others succeed.”

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6. “In this life, if you don’t celebrate yourself, nobody will.”

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7. “Why take life seriously? No one gets out alive anyways.”

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8. “Don’t go where the puck’s been; go where it’s gonna be.”

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9. “People like to set the bar high. I like to put the bar on the ground and barely step over it. I like to keep the expectations really low.”

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10. “More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see; it’s the battle that goes on within him or herself.”

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11. “Is man indeed a walrus at heart?”

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12. “Sometimes the path you’re on is not as important as the direction you’re heading.”

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13. “There’s a trick to being whatever you want to be in life. It starts with the simple belief that you are what or who you say you are.”

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14. “I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. Life should malleable and progressive; working from idea to idea permits that. Beliefs anchor you to certain points and limit growth; new ideas can’t generate. Life becomes stagnant.”

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15. “I try never to worry in general. Worry is interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due.”

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16. “Stoners are cute; junkies are sad.”

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17. “Don’t let anybody tell you different, man: The main goal in life careerwise should always be to try to get paid to simply be yourself.”

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18. “All these people who say success changes people; well, no, it just magnifies what’s there.”

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19. “Everybody’s got one killer story. It doesn’t take talent to tell that story, it just takes experience.”

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20. “It’s silly that anyone in this world tells you that there are only certain people that can marry you.”

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21. “In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.”

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22. “I know you’re supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don’t do the other stuff, but weed is good.”

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23. “One man’s frankness is another man’s vulgarity.”

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24. “There’s something to be said for failing. It’s not the failure you feel, it’s the failure that people project when something disappoints. You’re back to ground zero, where there’s no expectations, and that’s where I like to be.”

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25. “Storytelling is my currency. It’s my only worth. The only thing of value I have in this life is my ability to tell a story, whether in print, orating, writing it down or having people acting it out.”

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26. “I’m not even supposed to be here today.”

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27. “It’s like a dream come true. When somebody is paying you to talk about yourself, you’ve won.”

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28. “In Hollywood you kind of fail upwards.”

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29. “If you’re lucky, you go from being a movie fan to a movie maker.”

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30. “With what you don’t know about me, I could just about fill the Grand Canyon.”

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31. “BRODIE: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.”

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32. “Life is also, as George Carlin taught us, a zero-sum game. We all lose in the end. We all die screaming. If that’s the case, we might as well make for ourselves a paradise in this world. Make yourself happy and comfortable as often as you can, because sooner or later, the infinite hands you a bill for all these goods and services. What.”

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33. “I’m always cribbing from real life. I’m not a very creative filmmaker.”

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34. “The writer crafts their ideal world. In my world, everyone has really long conversations or just picks apart pop culture to death and everyone talks in monologue.”

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35. “Generally, I wake up, honestly it’s creepy, but I wake up around 4:20.”

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36. “It takes nothing to encourage an artist.”

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37. “I didn’t get into film to win Academy Awards. I wanted to have a conversation with the audience.”

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38. “If you’re alive, kick into drive. Chase whimsies. See if you can turn dreams into a way to make a living, if not an entire way of life.”

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39. “If there was no Internet, my career would have ended in 1995.”

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40. “Don’t be afraid to do weird stuff, so long as you do it cheaply and cover everyone’s bets. Be bold. Be stupid, if you have to: so long as you don’t hurt anybody, what’s it matter how dopey your dream is? If I hadn’t made TUSK? If I’d let it die as a podcast? I wouldn’t have three other movies I’m now making within the span of a year. Some folks will try to shame you for trying something outside the norm; the only shame is in not trying to accomplish your dreams.”

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41. “Happiness can’t be bottled. It can’t be smoked, swallowed, shot or ejaculated. And there is no end game: you never cross the finish line and are suddenly happy. Even when all your wildest dreams come true, you still pursue happiness.”

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42. “Why do my movies make people feel so dead inside?”

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43. “Long time no see. I only pray the caliber of your questions has improved.”

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44. “You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. Most of ’em just cheat on you.”

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45. “I made a deal with myself that whenever I smoke weed, I have to be doing something productive: writing, recording, cutting a podcast, editing, etc.”

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46. “This is not an industry in which you curl up in a ball and shy away from the realities. It’s a time to scream to the clouds that we’re here and we’ve got great values and great prices. What better time to do that than the Super Bowl?”

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47. “I feel like if you’re in Jersey, you have to be a Jersey Devils fan. Anybody born within the confines of the border of the state of New Jersey, I feel, should be a Jersey Devils fan.”

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48. “I just love movies, so suddenly, you’re political about movies, and that’s dark. It’s just not fun when something you love becomes calculated.”

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49. “Dudes know I’m not a threat. Chicks know I’m not a threat.”

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50. “T-shirts and long pants make me easier to find in a crowd, but also easy to disappear in a crowd because if I am wearing this and suddenly I am not, it’s like a Harry Potter invisibility cloak.”

— Kevin Smith