Top 80 Kingsley Amis Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “If you can’t annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.”

— Kingsley Amis

2. “If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.”

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3. “Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.”

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4. “A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn’t allow it to spoil your lunch.”

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5. “Death has this much to be said for it: You don’t have to get out of bed for it. Wherever you happen to be They bring it to you – free.”

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6. “Feeling a tremendous rakehell, and not liking myself much for it, and feeling rather a good chap for not liking myself much for it, and not liking myself at all for feeling rather a good chap.”

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7. “Nice things are nicer than nasty ones.”

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8. “Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.”

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9. “One of the great benefits of organised religion is that you can be forgiven your sins, which must be a wonderful thing. I mean, I carry my sins around with me, there’s nobody there to forgive them.”

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10. “It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as children.”

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11. “No pleasure is worth giving up for the sake of two more years in a geriatric home in Weston-super-Mare.”

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12. “A German wine label is one of the things life’s too short for, a daunting testimony to that peculiar nation’s love of detail and organization.”

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13. “I was never an Angry Young Man. I am angry only when I hit my thumb with a hammer.”

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14. “Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.”

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15. “The ideal of brotherhood of man, the building of the Just City, is one that cannot be discarded without lifelong feelings of disappointment and loss. But, if we are to live in the real world, discard it we must.”

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16. “Twentieth century music is like paedophilia. No matter how persuasively and persistently its champions urge their cause, it will never be accepted by the public at large, who will continue to regard it with incomprehension, outrage and repugnance.”

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17. “Misprize common sense at your peril is my motto.”

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18. “I once wrote deduceable instead of deducible in a book, though nobody then or since has taken me up on it. A small point as they go, perhaps, but Rule I of writing acceptably is to get everything right as far as you can, and in this case I had neglected to.”

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19. “With some exceptions in science fiction and other genres I have small difficulty in avoiding anything that could be called American literature. I feel it is unnatural, not I think entirely because it uses a language that is not mine, however closely akin to my own.”

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20. “A blonde girl wearing a man’s shirt but in all other visible respects unmanly to the point of outright effeminacy.”

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21. “It was a perfect title, in that it crystallized the article’s niggling mindlessness, its funeral parade of yawn-enforcing facts, the pseudo-light it threw upon non-problems.”

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22. “More always means worse.”

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23. “It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.”

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24. “If there’s one word that sums up everything that’s gone wrong since the war, it’s Workshop. After Youth, that is.”

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25. “He who truly believes he has a hangover has no hangover.”

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26. “Cats are only human, they have their faults.”

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27. “How wrong people always were when they said: ‘It’s better to know the worst than go on not knowing either way.’ No; they had it exactly the wrong way round. Tell me the truth, doctor, I’d sooner know. But only if the truth is what I want to hear.”

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28. “Education is one thing and instruction, however worthy, necessary and incidentally or monetarily educative, another.”

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29. “As far back as she could remember, she had gone in for day-dreams about what clothes, jewellery and the like she would wear if, like her admired and adored Marie Antoinette, she were somehow to find herself facing public execution. A country GP’s visit was hardly on that scale, but the principle held.”

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30. “The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.”

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31. “The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what’s funny is one of them.”

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32. “The trouble with the hypochondriac is that he will be wrong about his condition nine hundred and ninety-nine times.”

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33. “It’s a letdown if the comedian doesn’t finally actually really sit on his hat.”

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34. “Laziness has become the chief characteristic of journalism, displacing incompetence.”

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35. “It’s never pleasant to have one’s unquestioning beliefs put in their historical context, as I know from experience, I can assure you.”

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36. “A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum. During the night, too, he’d somehow been on a cross-country run and then been expertly beaten up by secret police. He felt bad.”

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37. “Wives and such are constantly filling up any refrigerator they have a claim on, even its ice-compartment, with irrelevant rubbish like food.”

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38. “You bloody old towser-faced boot-faced totem-pole on a crap reservation.”

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39. “Work was like cats were supposed to be: if you disliked and feared it and tried to keep out if its way, it knew at once and sought you out and jumped on your lap and climbed all over you to show how much it loved you. Please God, he thought, don’t let me die in harness.”

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40. “I thought to myself how much more welcome a faculty the imagination would be if we could tell when it was at work and when not.”

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41. “For the first time he really felt that it was no use trying to save those who fundamentally would rather not be saved.”

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42. “When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when the ploughboy farts... er... keep it to yourself.”

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43. “Up to a point go for quantity rather than quality. Most people would rather have two glasses of ordinary decent port than one of a rare vintage.”

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44. “Your attitude measures up to the two requirements of love. You want to go to bed with her and can’t, and you don’t know her very well. Ignorance of the other person topped up with deprivation, Jim. You fit the formula all right, and what’s more you want to go on fitting it.”

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45. “Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.”

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46. “Now and then I become conscious of having the reputation of being one of the great drinkers, if not one of the great drunks, of our time.”

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47. “For a man as keen as he on getting into bed with women, keeping hidden the full enormity of his fatness was a chronic problem. Its most acute form naturally came up when someone new had to be hustled or cajoled past the point of no return. That point tended to get later and later as his belly waxed.”

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48. “Unquestioning devotion to authenticity is, in any department of life, a mark of the naive-or worse.”

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49. “Doing what you wanted to do was the only training, and the only preliminary, needed for doing more of what you wanted to do.”

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50. “It is a poor mind that is never in conflict.”

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