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Top 20 Kristen Johnston Quotes (2025 Update)

Kristen Johnston Quote: “May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman’s body, wouldn’t you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?”

1. “May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman’s body, wouldn’t you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “When you’re that tall, people talk about it all the time.”

2. “When you’re that tall, people talk about it all the time.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “I like people-watching and fading into crowds.”

3. “I like people-watching and fading into crowds.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “I don’t consider myself a goody-goody, but I like to be perceived as classy.”

4. “I don’t consider myself a goody-goody, but I like to be perceived as classy.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “Go ahead, say whatever you want about me, because you could never come close to what I’ve said about myself.”

5. “Go ahead, say whatever you want about me, because you could never come close to what I’ve said about myself.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “Onstage, I was never the ingenue.”

6. “Onstage, I was never the ingenue.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “I’m a strong person, but I’d never resort to violence.”

7. “I’m a strong person, but I’d never resort to violence.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “In some roles I have to wear fur, and I always make sure it’s fake, like in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux fur is great because it shows people that faux can look fabulous.”

8. “In some roles I have to wear fur, and I always make sure it’s fake, like in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux fur is great because it shows people that faux can look fabulous.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making people laugh.”

9. “My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making people laugh.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “I want to play a Disney villainess so badly.”

10. “I want to play a Disney villainess so badly.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “And to be different is great. You don’t want to be the same.”

11. “And to be different is great. You don’t want to be the same.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “I’d so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.”

12. “I’d so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “I literally felt like a freak, which is another aspect of the role of Sally that I relate to: total outsider.”

13. “I literally felt like a freak, which is another aspect of the role of Sally that I relate to: total outsider.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “And at the end of the day, funny and interesting will always kick pretty and perfect’s ass.”

14. “And at the end of the day, funny and interesting will always kick pretty and perfect’s ass.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “It was only when I moved to New York that I realized tall is good.”

15. “It was only when I moved to New York that I realized tall is good.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “I think that there are many different ways of getting and staying sober. Like religion, I just don’t think that one way is the only way.”

16. “I think that there are many different ways of getting and staying sober. Like religion, I just don’t think that one way is the only way.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “To actually be allowed to be beautiful is a total first for me.”

17. “To actually be allowed to be beautiful is a total first for me.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “I spent 10 years in New York doing theater.”

18. “I spent 10 years in New York doing theater.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “I was a full foot taller than any child my age.”

19. “I was a full foot taller than any child my age.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity.”

20. “I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.”

21. “I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “I’ve always just gone with the best role, and I don’t care if it’s in theater, film or television.”

22. “I’ve always just gone with the best role, and I don’t care if it’s in theater, film or television.”

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Kristen Johnston Quote: “I was such a dork. I was too big. I was really gangly.”

23. “I was such a dork. I was too big. I was really gangly.”

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