Top 40 Laird Barron Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Enlightenment is its own reward, its own punishment. You begin to see so much more. And so much more sees you.”

— Laird Barron

2. “Autumn, like Alzheimer’s, turns everything strange and unfamiliar, and when you look for the shape of the real hidden within, you find only a promise of the winter to come.”

— Laird Barron

3. “Soul searching pairs seductively with large quantities of liquor.”

— Laird Barron

4. “For they were the stuff of nightmares; maggoty abominations possessed of incalculable and vile intellect that donned flesh and spines of men and beasts to shield themselves from the sun and enable themselves to walk upright instead of merely slithering.”

— Laird Barron

5. “I used to write as an escape. There’s no escape. There’s just me sending my voice into the dark, waiting for an echo.”

— Laird Barron

6. “The human condition can be summed up in a drop of blood. Show me a teaspoon of blood and I will reveal to thee the ineffable nature of the cosmos, naked and squirming. Squirming. Funny how the truth always seems to do that when you shine a light on it.”

— Laird Barron

7. “The cold impassive stars didn’t bother him so much as the gaps between them did.”

— Laird Barron

8. “Everyone is looking for the answer. They do not want to find the answer, trust me. Unfortunately, the answer will find them. Life – it’s like one of those unpleasant nature documentaries. To be the cameraman instead of the subjects, eh?”

— Laird Barron

9. “I turn away and stare through the window at the field where the scotch broom creeps yellow as hell toward my doorstep. Six years and it has advanced from the hinterlands to the picket fence in the back yard. Six more years and it will have chewed this house to the foundation, braided my bones in its hair.”

— Laird Barron

10. “A Pretty Mouth is a fine and stylish collection that pays homage to the tradition of the weird while blazing its own sinister mark. Tanzer’s debut is as sharp and polished as any I’ve seen.”

— Laird Barron

11. “Pulver’s skills as a post-Beat visionary are in rare form. A House of Hollow Wounds is a thrilling foray into the dark frontier of the weird.”

— Laird Barron

12. “Nostalgia, it’s nothing but pain,” Robert said. “It’s memory poisoned by the anguish of loss.”

— Laird Barron

13. “If the sky, by sinister alchemy, or diabolical prestidigitation, transformed into a mirror of the mother sea, the primordial cradle; and if leviathans swam that breadth and hovered, softly undulating over the teaming habitations of the globe, feasting; what should you wear?”

— Laird Barron

14. “When I was six, I discovered a terrible truth: I was the only human being on the planet. I was the seed and the sower and I made myself several seconds from the event horizon at the end of time – at the x before time began.”

— Laird Barron

15. “The universe and its design is often one of arbitrary horror.”

— Laird Barron

16. “Robert Service once said dying is easy, it’s the keeping on living that’s hard, and of course the poet was on the money, as poets usually are when it comes to smugly self-evident affirmations.”

— Laird Barron

17. “He was trapped in the electrochemical web of cognition, wherein curiosity leads into temptation, temptation leads into fear, and fear is considered an impulse to be mastered.”

— Laird Barron

18. “Neither light nor heat could withstand it; to gaze into that nullity and to comprehend its scope was to have one’s humanity snuffed. Only the inhuman thrived in out there in deep black.”

— Laird Barron

19. “Presumption is a leading cause of death.”

— Laird Barron

20. “The light in the gallery changed subtly and he whirled and saw someone approaching him from between the exhibit cases. The individual moved with alarming speed, bent low to the floor, but straightening as he or she drew nearer. Unfolding...”

— Laird Barron

21. “Reality was a makeshift prop, an amalgamation of agreed-upon conjecture, a consensus of self-limiting parameters and paradigms made palatable by endless speculation fueled by madness and hope and no mean amount of good dope.”

— Laird Barron

22. “The amplified ukulele music was giving me a migraine.”

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23. “The purpose of my survival was to bear witness, to carry the tale. The thrill of spreading terror, of lurking in the night as bogeymen of legend, titillates them. They are beasts, horrid undreamt of marvels.”

— Laird Barron

24. “He pointed the rifle at Orion’s Belt and squeezed off a round. Missed, or too early to tell.”

— Laird Barron

25. “Actually, coyotes are much scarier than wolves. Sneaky, sneaky little suckers. Eat you up. Lick the blood all up.”

— Laird Barron

26. “Curiosity did not kill the cat all by itself.”

— Laird Barron

27. “Enlightenment isn’t necessarily a clean process. Enlightenment can be filthy, desperate, dangerous. Enlightenment is its own reward, its own punishment. You begin to see so much more. And so much more sees you.”

— Laird Barron

28. “I’m comfortable with old, old places, places hostile to evolved life. My longest and best home, Alaska, is such a one: a vast, wind-blasted vista of mountain and river and sea as ancient as the bedrock of the world itself. Large and largely empty. Inhuman, yet aware on some primal frequency. Palpably malevolent in its indifference, Alaska is a land where winter kills off wolves and caribou alike and breeds creeping, deadly cabin fever that does in scores of men and women every year.”

— Laird Barron

29. “The look in your eyes, boy. You’re afraid. A man like you is afraid, I take stock.” “I’ve known some fearless men. Hunted lions with them. A few of those gents forgot that Mother Nature is more of a killer than we humans will ever be and wound up getting chomped. She wants our blood, our bones, our goddamned guts. Fear is healthy.”

— Laird Barron

30. “Do you supplicate plutonium? Do you sing hymns to uranium? We bask in the corona of an insensate majesty. In its sway we seek to lay the foundation blocks of a new city, a new civilization. We’re pioneers. Our frontier is the grand wasteland between Alpha and Omega.”

— Laird Barron

31. “The elder Navarro had believed, as did the ancient philosophers of the Far East, that the cosmos ultimately revealed itself as a repeating pattern, an infinitely replicating superstructure contained and embodied in a galaxy, down to a drop of blood.”

— Laird Barron

32. “Wisdom devours the weak.”

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33. “Take a picture of God, tack it on the wall and see who bows.”

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34. “The subconscious is a doorway to the infinite.”

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35. “I cannot explain, nor must an artist defend his work or elucidate in such a way the reeling audience can fathom, brutes that they are.”

— Laird Barron

36. “It grew steadily dimmer, God’s thumb on the dial.”

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37. “The girl was bright and possessed a wry wit. Definitely not a prized combination in anyone under thirty.”

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38. “When, you wonder, does Sarah go west and build her rambling mansion? Not yet. Soon, but not yet. First, her husband has to do a blood-coughing two-step off this mortal coil.”

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39. “I may be a barbarian, but never a Luddite.”

— Laird Barron

40. “There are those who claim that Time is a ring. I have found it to be a maze, and my own role that of the Minotaur. Rabbit, O rabbit. Welcome to the maze.”

— Laird Barron

41. “I’m not here to warn anybody. I’m here to give you a good ol’ mindfucking, among other things. Think you found the book by accident? There are no accidents around here. Time is a ring. Everything and everyone gets squished under the wheel.”

— Laird Barron

42. “I held my breath as the door swung open and Meg Shaw stood in a spill of light from a Tiffany lamp. Her dress was ivory and sequined and it clung in exactly the right places to do me harm. White pumps and sheer stockings. Charm bracelet and a fine silver chain at her neck. Lucky I didn’t knock her out thrusting the posies in convulsive reflex.”

— Laird Barron