Top 80 Larry Correia Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “You’re not from around here. You talk funny.” “Alabama. Where bears don’t eat people, it don’t usually snow, and it’s customary for the new guy getting told the tale to buy the drinks for the men doing the telling.”

— Larry Correia

52. “Running is something that skinny people do so they can brag about it to those of us who come in adult sizes.”

— Larry Correia

53. “You misunderstand the point of a symbol of faith then.” He walked towards the vampires. “You’re abominations, of course it doesn’t matter to you. What matters is how much it means to me.”

— Larry Correia

54. “He’d been told that women were sensitive about such things, as if a scar could somehow ruin their beauty, but scars were just stories told in flesh...”

— Larry Correia

55. “You only understand the concept of victory. Makeda does not comprehend the concept of defeat.”

— Larry Correia

56. “I honestly don’t know what she sees in you.” “Well, I did take a guy’s head off with piano wire for her.” Valentine shrugged. “Girls like romantic gestures like that.”

— Larry Correia

57. “When monsters have nightmares, they’re dreaming about us.” – MHI Company Handbook.”

— Larry Correia

58. “He went back to being a unremarkable part of the command center, like a particularly dangerous chair.”

— Larry Correia

59. “I managed to mostly keep everything up to date between missions. Before I’d come on it had been a real mess. Apparently killing and math were mutually exclusive skill sets for most people, but I’d gotten the books cleaned up.”

— Larry Correia

60. “When he put it that way, government infighting didn’t sound much different than the mobs jockeying to control different rackets. Another gang shows weakness, you make a move.”

— Larry Correia

61. “An hour ago Franks had been swatted across the Strip by a dragon made of ectoplasm and nightmares. Bureaucratic plotting seemed inconsequential in comparison.”

— Larry Correia

62. “What is it with these people who want to reason with monsters? Morons.” “I blame it on Twilight.” In real life, vampires only sparkle when they’re on fire.”

— Larry Correia

63. “Pangborn took the satchel by the straps. “What is it?” “A bomb.” The mechanic’s eyes widened. “Thanks?”

— Larry Correia

64. “It’s time to go. We’ll continue this therapy session later.” “So you’re my therapist now?” “Apparently, I’m a life coach for idiots.”

— Larry Correia

65. “Now it is mine.” “I only dropped it because I got shot in the neck!” “That is no excuse for sloppy weapon retention,” Acosta replied. “It.”

— Larry Correia

66. “Franks mulled it over, probably weighing the pros and cons of endangering his charge versus being able to go kill something. The decision didn’t take long. “I’ll drive.”

— Larry Correia

67. “Holy symbols like crosses and blessed water occasionally have an effect, but are dependent upon the personal faith of the user. Most Hunters opt for violence over faith; we’re kind of like soccer fans that way.”

— Larry Correia

68. “That fool has no idea how to behave in polite society,” his friend agreed. Apparently the polite thing to do was lie and insinuate horrible things with impunity, all while never expecting any repercussions.”

— Larry Correia

69. “Everybody thought they were in the right. The evilest bastards he had ever met had still thought of themselves as the good guys.”

— Larry Correia

70. “Chandler could outdrink a sponge, though he had been dealing with auditors all day, and if anything was an excuse to drink to excess, it was auditors.”

— Larry Correia

71. “It is hard to sleep when roaches keep skittering across your body. My understanding is that since roaches can’t shift into reverse, if one of them crawls into your ear canal it can get really nasty and potentially kill you. Sleep on that.”

— Larry Correia

72. “People think that the South is racist, and it was, and some parts still are, but for the most part, we’ve dealt with our history. The biggest racists I’ve ever met aren’t here, they’re in politics, and they are smug bastards. They’re the ones that are quick to play the race card, the ones that pimp poverty. Those are the real bigots.”

— Larry Correia

73. “At best, Franks respected me a tiny bit more than he did most people, but as far as I could tell, he thought of most people as insects, so that wasn’t saying much.”

— Larry Correia

74. “Up to ninety percent of a politician’s time is absorbed just doing fund-raising. That’s.”

— Larry Correia

75. “Chupacabras do not normally attack people.”

— Larry Correia

76. “She was beautiful. In fact she was possibly the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. She was tall, with dark black hair, light skin, and big brown eyes. Her face was beautiful, not fake beautiful like a model or an actress, because she was obviously a real person, but rather Helen of Troy, launch-a-thousand-ships kind of good-looking.”

— Larry Correia

77. “That’s our job. We’re supposed to protect and defend the taxpayers.” He smiled, and in the dark I wasn’t sure if the government man or Susan had been more intimidating, but for totally different reasons. One because it represented a soulless entity with the power to suck the very blood from the innocent, and the other because it was a vampire.”

— Larry Correia

78. “I didn’t even know what color lavender was. I think most men would consider it light blue, or something.”

— Larry Correia

79. “When I get those types, the men who just need to control everything, to tell everybody else what to do, I stick it in and break it off. I’m fighting for freedom.”

— Larry Correia

80. “I folded the restraining order into a paper airplane and sailed it over to Julie without even interrupting my narrative. She caught, unfolded, and read it while mouthing something that looked suspiciously like ducking mother truckers, but I’m not very good at lip reading.”

— Larry Correia

81. “We killed everyone and broke everything,” Cleasby answered. The others laughed. “Just following orders.”

— Larry Correia

82. “Like we could buy Idaho kind of money.”

— Larry Correia

83. “Then the rest of my men and I will make a run for the train tracks.” “Not without me guiding you, you’re not,” Novak said. “Obviously. The jokes about the most dangerous thing in the military being a lieutenant with a map exist for a reason.” Cleasby.”

— Larry Correia

84. “Julie could tell me that she was from the moons of Jupiter and I would give her my full attention.”

— Larry Correia