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Top 80 Larry Correia Quotes (2024 Update)

Larry Correia Quote: “You look into the abyss and the abyss looks back,” I said, shrugging. “Then you punch the abyss in the face.”
Larry Correia Quote: “I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they’re on fire.”
Larry Correia Quote: “On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a boss from a fourteenth-story window.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Their patch was a molecule with fangs under the words exite! chemicus sum! Which was Latin for, Back off, man! I’m a scientist!”
Larry Correia Quote: “Fish and Wildlife wants to fine us for killing a giant mutant Tennessee River catfish because it was endangered. Sure it had just crawled up on land and eaten some teenagers, but it was still an endangered species.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Canada? Please. That’s like they took Vermont and made a whole country out of it, only more boring, and without the good maple syrup.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Nothing a wrench to the face couldn’t fix.” Heinrich answered. “But I suppose a wrench to the face solves most personnel issues.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Rule number one of a gunfight, bring a gun. Rule number two of a gunfight, bring friends with guns.” “Friends.”
Larry Correia Quote: “With his long red beard, and bristling with firearms and knives, he reminded me of a pirate. A very mellow pirate, but a pirate nonetheless.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Evil can kill you, break your body, and sometimes it can even break your mind, but only you can break your spirit.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Jake Sullivan: “FDR can go to hell. I’m a man. Not a type, not a number, and sure as hell not something that can be summed up as a logo to wear on my sleeve. A man. And I ain’t registering nothing.”
Larry Correia Quote: “You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot further with a smile and a gun. A smile, a gun, and a Brute get you the key to the city. – Al “Scarface” Capone, Interview, 1930.”
Larry Correia Quote: “He must seek his life in a spirit of furious indifference to it; he must desire life like water and yet drink death like wine.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Legible penmanship is a sign of a boring mind.”
Larry Correia Quote: “When you’re getting chased by a zombie bear, I guess you don’t need to be faster than the bear, just faster than your friends. I briefly contemplated shooting Grant in the leg.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Dispensing indiscriminate justice and the righteous smell of gunpowder.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Our tax dollars had equipped Agent Franks with the SUV from Hell.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Holly had taken to calling us the rainbow coalition team, since we had one white female, and males of the Black, Asian, and Other categories. All we needed was a lesbian and a guy in a wheelchair and we were ready to salve even the biggest liberal’s angst.”
Larry Correia Quote: “The biggest racists I’ve ever met aren’t here, they’re in politics, and they are smug bastards. They’re the ones that are quick to play the race card, the ones that pimp poverty. Those are the real bigots.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Novak, climb up that wall and see if you can get an angle on the big one.” The military rifle in her hands wasn’t particular impressive. “I don’t know if it’ll notice.” “Try to shoot it in the soft bits.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Personally, that would strike me as kind of weird, except I’m talking to Frankenstein’s monster who was just dismantled by my werewolf boss before being put back together by our orc priestess, so what the hell do I know?”
Larry Correia Quote: “Now that’s just racist stereotyping,” Tanya sniffed. “I’m offended.” “You can file a complaint with the Trailer Park Elf Defamation League.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Having spent time in Hell, he knew that government paperwork was the closest mankind had ever come to achieving true soul-crushing misery.”
Larry Correia Quote: “The more annoyed Earl was, the more southern he sounded, and right about then, he sounded like he was ready to fry up some catfish and watch some NASCAR.”
Larry Correia Quote: “The guy that helped me learn this stuff suggested prayer and meditation. So I took up smoking.”
Larry Correia Quote: “As a general rule, the more a situation sucks, the more humor you can find in the little things.”
Larry Correia Quote: “The government was the most merciless monster he’d ever dealt with, and it was the only one that he could never truly beat.”
Larry Correia Quote: “There is no such thing as a “peacekeeping mission” in the Middle East. Period. The Middle East has been at war, literally, since the dawn of history. The.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Mom knew damned well how disgusting the bastard was but she had that incredible ability found in so many minds like hers to simply ignore all the evidence in favor of her personal view of the world. And.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Wait a second, is a snooty book critic actually admitting to judging books by their covers?”
Larry Correia Quote: “There is a vast gulf between perfection and near perfection, and that gulf is filled with agony.”
Larry Correia Quote: “I’m sorry. The KGB did not have classes in cracker.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Hello there!” Cleasby called. “Is anyone home?” “Bravo, sir,” Thorny said. “If it’s an ambush, that certainly put them off their game.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Her father had been a sailor. Her mother had been a siren. That particular relationship had worked out better than normal, with the sailor not being drowned then eaten, and Sharon had been the result, brought back to human civilization and raised to be a civilized young lady.”
Larry Correia Quote: “I’d say the worst part of all this is the feeling of betrayal, but I’m betting the part where they break in here and beat us to death might be worse.” Stricken.”
Larry Correia Quote: “The Mythbusters had nothing on our guys. “I’m.”
Larry Correia Quote: “The spears, knives, and clubs Keta had been secretly stockpiling beneath the barrels of fish were also just tools. His mind was the weapon.”
Larry Correia Quote: “She wore glasses, and I was a sucker for a girl in corrective eyewear. Since I was ugly it was probably some sort of subconscious reaction in the hope that I might have a chance with a cute girl who couldn’t see very.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Normally, when I hear someone say ‘everybody knows,’ what follows shortly after tends to be wrong.”
Larry Correia Quote: “She had not liked the German at first, but she decided that that was just because he had shot her to death.”
Larry Correia Quote: “The Royal University will get along fine without me.” “And the Malcontents won’t?” “If I’m away too long, they tend cause trouble. Set fires. That sort of thing.” Cleasby grinned. “Sorry, sir, but I think they need me more.”
Larry Correia Quote: “From the commotion, Franks figured it had to be pretty impressive-looking, but then again, if they weren’t easily impressed, they wouldn’t be cultists to begin with. “Hurry!”
Larry Correia Quote: “All big men hate running. Sure, I could sprint, but you don’t see very many three-hundred-pound marathoners for good reason. Only crazy people run for fun.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Aspiring authors, get this through your head. Cover art serves one purpose, and one purpose only, to get potential customers interested long enough to pick up the book to read the back cover blurb. In the internet age that means the thumb nail image needs to be interesting enough to click on. That’s what covers are for.”
Larry Correia Quote: “The doctors had been impressed that I was even alive. When I had asked one of them approximately how much blood I had lost, he had responded wryly with “most of it.”
Larry Correia Quote: “You think it’s because of the girl. Grant probably thinks it’s because of the girl too. That’s because you’re both idiots.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Everywhere he went now there were laws stacked on top of other laws until there was a mountain of laws ready to collapse in a giant avalanche of meddling.”
Larry Correia Quote: “You’re not from around here. You talk funny.” “Alabama. Where bears don’t eat people, it don’t usually snow, and it’s customary for the new guy getting told the tale to buy the drinks for the men doing the telling.”
Larry Correia Quote: “Running is something that skinny people do so they can brag about it to those of us who come in adult sizes.”
Larry Correia Quote: “You misunderstand the point of a symbol of faith then.” He walked towards the vampires. “You’re abominations, of course it doesn’t matter to you. What matters is how much it means to me.”
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