Top 100 Lauren Blakely Quotes (2026 Update)

1. “They were so simple, men. When it came down to it, they were ruled by their erections. Even when she gave in to a man, she still knew who was always in charge.”

— Lauren Blakely

2. “This is my company. My office. My desk. I make the rules, and you tried to subvert them. Now I’ll show you how I run things here when a woman like you tears me away from work.”

— Lauren Blakely

3. “Time is the most precious thing of all, and the easiest resource to waste if we aren’t careful.”

— Lauren Blakely

4. “Love is a terrifying choice. That’s why I’ve built walls. He wasn’t supposed to tear them down. I wasn’t supposed to let him knock them to rubble with all his kisses, and his tender touches, and his sweet and dirty and thoughtful ways with me.”

— Lauren Blakely

5. “You’re the only woman I want to love.”

— Lauren Blakely

6. “My first love. He was my first favorite mistake.”

— Lauren Blakely

7. “Below the belt is a pleasure-only zone,” Casey said, gesturing to her skirt. “I don’t approve of fighting there.”

— Lauren Blakely

8. “I’m playing Fifty Shades of Blue Balls. And I’m already halfway there.”

— Lauren Blakely

9. “Some people come into your life for a little while to help you through. Some stay a lifetime.”

— Lauren Blakely

10. “Once you’ve had filet mignon, you don’t want to go back to hamburger helper.”

— Lauren Blakely

11. “Well, I have to sign off now. But in case I haven’t said it enough, I love you, in this world and the next one.”

— Lauren Blakely

12. “I have given you my whole heart, all of my body, and everything in my soul. And I have never felt so wanted. But I need to be loved.” “But.”

— Lauren Blakely

13. “There’s nothing in all the world I want but you – and your precious love – All the material things are nothing. I’d just hate to live a sordid, colorless existence – because you’d soon love me less – and less – and I’d do anything – anything – to keep your heart for my own –.”

— Lauren Blakely

14. “When someone you love dies, there is a grace period during which you can get away with murder. Not literal murder, but pretty much anything else.”

— Lauren Blakely

15. “Everything fits, especially me with him, and him with me. He is the puzzle piece that slides into place in my heart, filling all the sad and empty spots inside me.”

— Lauren Blakely

16. “Nevertheless, I persist.”

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17. “He is the eye of my hurricane; the calm I am drawn to amid the chaos of my home.”

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18. “You’re not supposed to be attracted to your best friend like this. That’s not how it works. I’m probably going to have to get checked into a facility to deal with the amount of attraction I have for you. I’ll ask them to remove it, and they’ll say ‘sorry, sir, it’s spread across your entire body and we can’t take it out’.”

— Lauren Blakely

19. “Never met a boner killer as effective as a text from the brother of the girl you want to screw. But.”

— Lauren Blakely

20. “Shockingly, the hot, hetero, single manny is like a red panda. Rarely spotted in the wild.”

— Lauren Blakely

21. “Maybe I’m like a rough piece of clay. But I can be refined, and shaped, and become better with you.”

— Lauren Blakely

22. “If I were a rock star, I’d have Taylor Swifted him and written one of those anthemic I-don’t-love-you-anymore songs.”

— Lauren Blakely

23. “I want to look into someone’s eyes and feel like he knows me, gets me, understands me. I want him to see my quirks and accept them, not try to change them. I want to know what that’s like.”

— Lauren Blakely

24. “Do it” she commands. “I need to know I won’t cave, I need to prove to myself that even the torture of tickling won’t make me give up the secrets of my best friend.” I unbutton my cuffs, and roll up my shirt sleeves to my forearms “Don’t go easy on me.” she says. “Not in my nature.”

— Lauren Blakely

25. “Always talk. Always be honest. Never go to bed angry. Make time for kisses and meals, dance under the stars, and dream together.”

— Lauren Blakely

26. “He’s the sexiest, dirtiest, smartest, and kindest man I have ever met.”

— Lauren Blakely

27. “Any guy who thinks he automatically knows how to please a woman is a conceited ass. Every woman is one of a kind. Every woman has her own titillations and turn-ons.”

— Lauren Blakely

28. “Because you know how to enjoy things. Because you don’t deny yourself. Because you let yourself feel pleasure and want. And that’s the kind of person who likes gifts. The kind of person who knows how to enjoy life.”

— Lauren Blakely

29. “But it was all for the best. Because feeling like I lost you made me realize I’d do whatever it takes to have you. Because you’re the one. You’ve been in front of me all along, and in some ways I feel like I fell in love with you quickly, in only one week. But in other ways, I know I’ve been falling in love with you over time, over the years.”

— Lauren Blakely

30. “It’s the same for me. I’ve been friends with you for so long. And now here you are in my life in a new way, and boom. Everything inside me blooms for you. Like a sunflower coming to life. You’ve turned me into a sunflower.”

— Lauren Blakely

31. “I would say I’m an arms girl, but I’m actually an everything girl. Give me strong arms, a firm butt, a nice set of abs, muscular legs, a great face, soulful eyes, soft hair, and a beautiful heart. I want it all. Nothing wrong with that. He has it all.”

— Lauren Blakely

32. “The air between us crackles like it always has, like it has its own energy or frequency. One of us is going to bend. One of us is going to break.”

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33. “Yes. I believe in fate. But mostly I believe in you.”

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34. “Yes, Harper, you can totally ride me, and I will give you ten thousand orgasms before I even have one. Because I am that kind of lover. I am generous and giving, and I would absolutely love to introduce you to my tongue so I can do things to you that will turn your world inside out and leave you begging for more. How’s that for an answer?”

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35. “I tried Google Translate with womanspeak as the language, but it came out as gibberish.”

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36. “In fact, for dessert, I’ll skip the rest of the cake and take one order of sexy single dad, please.”

— Lauren Blakely

37. “You’re looking at me like I’m the answer to all your prayers.”

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38. “You were falling for me, and I was falling for you, and we were falling together into the land of the fallen.”

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39. “Just because she’s easy to fall for, that doesn’t mean it would be wise to let go.”

— Lauren Blakely

40. “The French find beauty in the magnificent and in the seemingly mundane.”

— Lauren Blakely

41. “If it’s that a drink, no. If purple snow globe is a secret code word for something naughty, I’m game.”

— Lauren Blakely

42. “Sweetheart, be careful. Or be bold. But you can’t have both.”

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43. “You don’t want a tiny diamond on your finger when you can have three carats. You don’t want a one-dollar bill when you can have a Benjamin. And you don’t want to ride a miniature pony when you can saddle up on a rock-star cock at the rodeo of your pleasure.”

— Lauren Blakely

44. “I used to think aged Scotch, expensive pool tables, and one-night stands were the height of pleasure. Then, my greatest guilty pleasure ever... turned into the greatest bliss of my entire life.”

— Lauren Blakely

45. “You know what this is.” It’s a statement, not a question. His lips curve up in a helpless grin, his expression sad. “I fell in love with you.”

— Lauren Blakely

46. “Take that first step, and the next thing you know, you’ve completed a jerk-off hat trick to your bestie. But.”

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47. “If your woman sends you to the store to pick up something, get that something, not another version you think is better. Her version is always the right one.”

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48. “And that’s how you love a woman. With your whole heart.”

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49. “They say time heals all wounds. But does it close the gaps too? Maybe it can. Maybe in a year it turns an eight-year time gap into dust. Maybe it turns a girl who didn’t know what she wanted into someone who became certain. Maybe it turns twenty-one stolen kisses into endless given ones.”

— Lauren Blakely

50. “It is an epic battle. Man versus hard-on. Man rarely wins. Boners are too powerful.”

— Lauren Blakely