Top 100 Lauren Blakely Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “This is my company. My office. My desk. I make the rules, and you tried to subvert them. Now I’ll show you how I run things here when a woman like you tears me away from work.”

— Lauren Blakely

2. “Love is a terrifying choice. That’s why I’ve built walls. He wasn’t supposed to tear them down. I wasn’t supposed to let him knock them to rubble with all his kisses, and his tender touches, and his sweet and dirty and thoughtful ways with me.”

— Lauren Blakely

3. “My first love. He was my first favorite mistake.”

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4. “You’re the only woman I want to love.”

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5. “I’m playing Fifty Shades of Blue Balls. And I’m already halfway there.”

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6. “Once you’ve had filet mignon, you don’t want to go back to hamburger helper.”

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7. “Below the belt is a pleasure-only zone,” Casey said, gesturing to her skirt. “I don’t approve of fighting there.”

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8. “You’re not supposed to be attracted to your best friend like this. That’s not how it works. I’m probably going to have to get checked into a facility to deal with the amount of attraction I have for you. I’ll ask them to remove it, and they’ll say ‘sorry, sir, it’s spread across your entire body and we can’t take it out’.”

— Lauren Blakely

9. “When someone you love dies, there is a grace period during which you can get away with murder. Not literal murder, but pretty much anything else.”

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10. “There’s nothing in all the world I want but you – and your precious love – All the material things are nothing. I’d just hate to live a sordid, colorless existence – because you’d soon love me less – and less – and I’d do anything – anything – to keep your heart for my own –.”

— Lauren Blakely

11. “Shockingly, the hot, hetero, single manny is like a red panda. Rarely spotted in the wild.”

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12. “But it was all for the best. Because feeling like I lost you made me realize I’d do whatever it takes to have you. Because you’re the one. You’ve been in front of me all along, and in some ways I feel like I fell in love with you quickly, in only one week. But in other ways, I know I’ve been falling in love with you over time, over the years.”

— Lauren Blakely

13. “Any guy who thinks he automatically knows how to please a woman is a conceited ass. Every woman is one of a kind. Every woman has her own titillations and turn-ons.”

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14. “Yes. I believe in fate. But mostly I believe in you.”

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15. “Everything fits, especially me with him, and him with me. He is the puzzle piece that slides into place in my heart, filling all the sad and empty spots inside me.”

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16. “It’s the same for me. I’ve been friends with you for so long. And now here you are in my life in a new way, and boom. Everything inside me blooms for you. Like a sunflower coming to life. You’ve turned me into a sunflower.”

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17. “If it’s that a drink, no. If purple snow globe is a secret code word for something naughty, I’m game.”

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18. “I tried Google Translate with womanspeak as the language, but it came out as gibberish.”

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19. “It is an epic battle. Man versus hard-on. Man rarely wins. Boners are too powerful.”

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20. “I have given you my whole heart, all of my body, and everything in my soul. And I have never felt so wanted. But I need to be loved.” “But.”

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21. “Sweetheart, be careful. Or be bold. But you can’t have both.”

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22. “A woman needs a friend to keep her man on his toes.”

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23. “You know what they say. First, it starts with conjugation. Then it leads to consummation.”

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24. “He was like dessert without the calories. He was cake and chocolate and everything delicious in the universe. She wanted more, and she had no problem asking for it.”

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25. “In fact, for dessert, I’ll skip the rest of the cake and take one order of sexy single dad, please.”

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26. “Never met a boner killer as effective as a text from the brother of the girl you want to screw. But.”

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27. “I want to look into someone’s eyes and feel like he knows me, gets me, understands me. I want him to see my quirks and accept them, not try to change them. I want to know what that’s like.”

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28. “He is the eye of my hurricane; the calm I am drawn to amid the chaos of my home.”

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29. “I would say I’m an arms girl, but I’m actually an everything girl. Give me strong arms, a firm butt, a nice set of abs, muscular legs, a great face, soulful eyes, soft hair, and a beautiful heart. I want it all. Nothing wrong with that. He has it all.”

— Lauren Blakely

30. “Paris is a good place for a new life. I believe Paris is where you go to reinvent yourself.”

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31. “You don’t want a tiny diamond on your finger when you can have three carats. You don’t want a one-dollar bill when you can have a Benjamin. And you don’t want to ride a miniature pony when you can saddle up on a rock-star cock at the rodeo of your pleasure.”

— Lauren Blakely

32. “Even though love was biting her in the ass. Oh, wait. That was Colin grasping her rear.”

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33. “Time is the most precious thing of all, and the easiest resource to waste if we aren’t careful.”

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34. “Well, I have to sign off now. But in case I haven’t said it enough, I love you, in this world and the next one.”

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35. “They say time heals all wounds. But does it close the gaps too? Maybe it can. Maybe in a year it turns an eight-year time gap into dust. Maybe it turns a girl who didn’t know what she wanted into someone who became certain. Maybe it turns twenty-one stolen kisses into endless given ones.”

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36. “Kisses are the sustenance of love. They will feed you.”

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37. “Take that first step, and the next thing you know, you’ve completed a jerk-off hat trick to your bestie. But.”

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38. “She was the only one he saw, the only one he ever wanted to see.”

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39. “Hangovers are fun, said no one ever.”

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40. “I’m not just in love with the baby – I’m in love with the woman. Mad, passionate, she’s-the-one love.”

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41. “Nick: What kind of kisses? Princess: Kisses that make me melt. Nick: That’s the best kind.”

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42. “Because you know how to enjoy things. Because you don’t deny yourself. Because you let yourself feel pleasure and want. And that’s the kind of person who likes gifts. The kind of person who knows how to enjoy life.”

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43. “That’s the funniest thing of all about attraction. It can be so torturous, but you can look forward to it so much. It’s an exquisite kind of torment.”

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44. “I leave, and I should earn a commendation for self-restraint. I’m going to contact the Guys’ Committee and let them know what I accomplished tonight in the resistance category. I’ll fully expect a gold medal in the morning and, frankly, an awards ceremony, considering the level of difficulty.”

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45. “I’m dying to know how nights unfold when they aren’t bought, sold or arranged in advance.”

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46. “I didn’t stand a chance of resisting you, Abby. The minute you walked through my door, it’s been a battle.”

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47. “Nevertheless, I persist.”

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48. “And you cared about me long before I could even begin to try to deserve you.”

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49. “Lover of love. I adore love letters, and professions of love, and true, heartfelt moments when two people know they’re meant for each other.”

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50. “If I were a rock star, I’d have Taylor Swifted him and written one of those anthemic I-don’t-love-you-anymore songs.”

— Lauren Blakely