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Top 9 Lee M. Winter Quotes (2025 Update)

Lee M. Winter Quote: “On the weekend I made up some cool sounding superhero names. Just in case I ever need one. I have to say, it was quite difficult because, you know, it’s important to get just the right tone. Here they are: Farty McFart Pants Stinky McFarter Captain Fart-a-lot The Fartinator.”
Lee M. Winter Quote: “What Reggie Did on the Weekend Seriously!”
Lee M. Winter Quote: “As I sailed down the road people began screaming to get away. You know, from the vomit. I realised that this vomiting caper was almost like having a super power. Maybe I could get people to do what I wanted or threaten to drown them in vomit. I could rule the world! Or, even better, I could steer my raft to McDonalds and demand a year’s supply of free cheese burgers or I’d fill the drive-thru with vomit!”
Lee M. Winter Quote: “On the weekend my friend, Jimmy, invited me over to his place to see his fart collection.”
Lee M. Winter Quote: “On the weekend, I accidently ate cabbage. It all started when Ma plonked a steaming, slimy pile of it on my dinner plate. I looked at it. I looked at Ma. Ma looked at me. I said, “What do you expect me to do with this?”
Lee M. Winter Quote: “So, obviously, the first thing I need to do is have some way of making everybody in the world do as I say. A supersonic ray gun should do the trick. I sat and thought about this for a while and realised I had one major problem. I don’t know how to build a supersonic ray gun.”
Lee M. Winter Quote: “Ma stood up and I tried to measure her butt and she said “Try it and I’ll tie you up with that tape-measure and leave you here with the squashed meatball.” I thought she was joking so I measured her butt.”
Lee M. Winter Quote: “Josh was known to enjoy baked beans for breakfast. And with a belly full of baked beans, he was capable of producing volleys of noxious farts.”
Lee M. Winter Quote: “He hated his bedroom, he hated his swing set, he hated his trampoline, and he hated his bike.”
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