Top 100 Leisa Rayven Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “I would climb him like a tree and bang him like a screen door in a hurricane.”

— Leisa Rayven

2. “I’m not saying goodbye,” he says as he shoves his hands in his pockets. “Because this isn’t over. One day, fate’s going to fix this. Bring us back together. I believe that.”

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3. “Oh, the pretty penises. Not flaccid ones of course, because they’re just floppy, wrinkly, and gross. But the erect ones? Wow. Beautiful. Magnificent. Incredibly sexy.”

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4. “Oh, Sweetie. No one ever gets through their TBR list. For every book you finish, you’ll add five more. That’s just the way it works.”

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5. “I never realized how much it hurt to not be with you until I saw you again, and the pain went away.”

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6. “My love life is like that game where you flip cards over to try and make a match, but the cards are on fire, and the table’s on fire, and everyone is in hell.”

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7. “Never mind that it’s wetter than a Slip’N Slide in my panties right now.”

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8. “All of a sudden, I’m really tired. I feel like I’m always fighting to be with him, while he’s fighting to push me away.”

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9. “Shh. Don’t talk. Just let me smell you.”

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10. “Tread carefully. That boy is an avalanche just waiting to happen.”

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11. “Scared people either shut down and avoid the thing they fear, or get angry at it and lash out.”

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12. “I still can’t believe he just left. I mean, if you sleep with a girl for the first time, you at least send her a text, right? If not an actual phone call to say, “Hey, thanks for letting me deflower you. It was rad.”

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13. “This is what love feels like. To no longer belong to yourself. To be pulled from what you know into what you feel. No wonder people live and die for this feeling.”

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14. “Dear Cassandra, sometimes it’s not about trying to fix something that’s broken. Sometimes it’s about starting again and building something new. Something better.” He looks over at Holt, who’s stopped pacing and is staring at us. “It seems like the old foundation is still there. Use it.” He leaves and pats Holt on the shoulder as he passes. “I hope to see you on Monday, Mr. Holt.”

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15. “I wonder if he ever looks at me and notices how different I am. How jaded I’ve become. How fragile. I wonder if he ever thinks that after all the effort he’s gone through to be with me again, I’m no longer worth it.”

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16. “God, Liss, I can’t live without you anymore, and I’m tired of pretending that I can.”

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17. “My smile couldn’t be smugger if I bought it from Smuggy McSmugster at the Smug Store in Smugville.”

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18. “I feel like I’m in a disaster movie, and that belt is the iceberg that’s going to sink the good ship Orgasm. It must be destroyed.”

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19. “I’ve never stopped loving you. From the day we met, you’ve been the only one for me. There’s never been anyone else.”

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20. “It’s his words that slay me. His sometimes sweet, sometimes sad, always sexy words about love and loss seem to bypass my brain and speak straight to my soul.”

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21. “It’s not like I didn’t have friends in high school. I did. But I was always careful to be the Cassie I thought they expected. Happy, easy-going, nonthreatening. Smart but not intimidating. Pretty but not desired. The one who acted as the go-between when someone liked a boy, but never the one the boy liked.”

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22. “Sparks of tension are swirling all around us, filling the air with all the things we’re not addressing. Most of the time, we’re as comfortable as life-long friends. But every now and then, it’s like even the most innocent of remarks will give away more than we can bear, so we clam up.”

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23. “You think I can even pretend to remain professional with you anymore? You’re so strong in so many ways, but right now, you look like a scared little girl. Why is it so difficult to cope with the thought that you like me?”

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24. “Humans are strange creatures. We lie every day, in a thousand different ways. The most common lie is, ‘I have read the terms and conditions.’ The second most common lie is, ‘I’m fine.”

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25. “He’s looking at me, torn and passionate, and I don’t know how I thought I was truly alive before I met him. This is what love feels like. To no longer belong to yourself. To be pulled from what you know into what you feel. No wonder people live and die for this feeling.”

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26. “When you’re so in love with someone you can’t imagine living without them, everything changes.”

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27. “Loneliness is like a big, empty room inside you that echoes with the sounds of the life you’re not living.”

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28. “Loving you,” he says, “is the stupidest, most selfish thing I’ve ever done, but I can’t stop. God knows, I’ve tried.”

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29. “The thing about developing an addiction is that it happens so quietly, you don’t know how much trouble you’re in until it’s to late. It tiptoes through the rooms of your mind and body, gently inserting hooks and strings into every cell, until you don’t know where you end and it beginigs. And untangling that web is nearly impossible.”

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30. “I mean, you turn me on and I’m a bona-fide cock lover. I have no idea why that hot-blooded straight boy thought he could be anything but totally obsessed with you.”

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31. “Love cannot be found where it doesn’t exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does.”

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32. “When you love someone, they should appear beautiful to you, no matter what they look like.”

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33. “He’s untouchable. He’s freaking Teflon.”

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34. “I get a crystal-clear image of Holt as a modern-day Mercutio.”

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35. “Actually, his term is touchy-fucky but I modify it to make myself feel better.”

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36. “Still, he’s being nice to me, so I decide to be nice to his ass and allow myself to notice how hot it looks in his jeans.”

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37. “He doesn’t move. Doesn’t look at me. I press my back into the door. It reminds me a backbone is there for a reason and not just to hang my bones on.”

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38. “Bravo for faking it yet again, Ethan. You’re a perfect counterfeit copy of someone I thought I loved.”

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39. “So, you and Quinn going to finally seal the deal tonight?” Josh asks. “Because God knows, if I have to witness one more second of you two panting over each other, I’m going to lock you both in a room until someone comes.”

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40. “He’s sold his soul to Lucifer in return for sexual powers over frustrated virgins. It would explain a lot.”

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41. “I invented chemistry with you. Everything else is just pretend.”

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42. “Isn’t that the point of living? To find the one person in all the world who’s your perfect match?” “Actually, Taylor, the point of living is not dying. Romeo and Juliet failed at that part.”

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43. “It took me a long time to expect more from myself. To see that being vulnerable takes a shitload more strength than being closed off and sullen.”

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44. “I know you’re thinking that you’ve been shut down for so long, you don’t know how to wake up. That all these messy feelings I bring out in you make you wish you’d never met me.”

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45. “We’ve tried being enemies. It sucked. We’ve tried being friends, and it’s not enough. The way I feel about you isn’t platonic anymore. It’s primal.”

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46. “If I don’t really try, I can’t really fail, right?”

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47. “Let me help you be brave.”

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48. “Sometimes fate is what you make it, and I’m making my life with you.”

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49. “We just stand there for a while. Breathing each other in. Being. Still not fixed, but far less broken.”

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50. “He worships my skin, and makes soft noises that speak louder than most of the words he’s ever said. Like this, he’s mine. Completely. It’s so clear in the way he watches me. As if he’s looking for every new milestone of pleasure while he convinces all of my nerve endings to dance for him.”

— Leisa Rayven