Top 40 Liam Gallagher Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Every time I look in the mirror, God looks back.”

— Liam Gallagher

2. “I know how to behave but sometimes I can’t be bothered.”

— Liam Gallagher

3. “Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.”

— Liam Gallagher

4. “There’s no rules. Show me the rule book.”

— Liam Gallagher

5. “It gets better and better being me.”

— Liam Gallagher

6. “I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.”

— Liam Gallagher

7. “You’ve either got it or you haven’t.”

— Liam Gallagher

8. “Being a lad is what I’m about. I can tell you who isn’t a lad – anyone from Blur.”

— Liam Gallagher

9. “Discipline? I don’t know the meaning of the word.”

— Liam Gallagher

10. “I’m not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I’m John Lennon.”

— Liam Gallagher

11. “I’ll never have a stylist.”

— Liam Gallagher

12. “I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.”

— Liam Gallagher

13. “I will always be an Oasis.”

— Liam Gallagher

14. “I love the Beatles. What more can I say? I’m not gonna lie to you. I love ’em. They make me happy. And I think they were the best, and still are.”

— Liam Gallagher

15. “I’m Liam Gallagher and I’m in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.”

— Liam Gallagher

16. “Once the music gets in you, it doesn’t leave you.”

— Liam Gallagher

17. “That’s what you join a band for, is to make music. Not to sit around and have five years off. We’re not getting any younger.”

— Liam Gallagher

18. “Everyone knows that if you’ve got a brother, you’re going to fight.”

— Liam Gallagher

19. “She can’t even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.”

— Liam Gallagher

20. “I find words really hard.”

— Liam Gallagher

21. “The idea of sitting at home, not making music, just makes me want to throw up.”

— Liam Gallagher

22. “Not everyone can say, ‘I’m going to write a classic today.’ If that was the case, we’d all be doing it.”

— Liam Gallagher

23. “I’m not looking for guidance.”

— Liam Gallagher

24. “I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I’m going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What’s God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.”

— Liam Gallagher

25. “I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they don’t say a lot or seem like normal persons.”

— Liam Gallagher

26. “My favorite album would have to be something from The Beatles.”

— Liam Gallagher

27. “Yeah, I’ve mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay. I don’t hate them, I don’t wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and don’t look like they’re having a good time.”

— Liam Gallagher

28. “Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.”

— Liam Gallagher

29. “Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don’t get it. I’m 24 years old, I’ve got a load a money, what am I gonna do, sit at home and twiddle me thumbs? No. I’m gonna go out and ’ave it.”

— Liam Gallagher

30. “New York is my favorite city in the world.”

— Liam Gallagher

31. “I don’t know what any of my tunes are about, they’re just out there. I’m not good with words. I just say the first thing that comes into my head.”

— Liam Gallagher

32. “Being a lad is what I’m about.”

— Liam Gallagher

33. “I live for now, not for what happens after I die.”

— Liam Gallagher

34. “I’m into the girls fancying me and stuff, mad for it.”

— Liam Gallagher

35. “I’ve got to be by trees, otherwise I get claustrophobic.”

— Liam Gallagher

36. “If I like something, I get it and I put it on.”

— Liam Gallagher

37. “It’s about the music and that’s it. I’m not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, see what I mean?”

— Liam Gallagher

38. “I didn’t always want to be a dad.”

— Liam Gallagher

39. “I don’t like jeans with holes in ’em. I like ’em faded.”

— Liam Gallagher

40. “You’ve seen one of the our gigs you’ve seen ’em all. But if you’re into the music, you’ll know that we played better the night before or we can play better.”

— Liam Gallagher

41. “I don’t know what any of my songs are about. I don’t sit down to write about anything. They’re about whatever you want. I don’t pick subjects. I just start.”

— Liam Gallagher