Top 50 Lili St. Crow Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “I’m sorry about shooting you.”

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2. “Little pig, little pig, let me in.”

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3. “You told me it was us against the world.”

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4. “If wishes were fishes, even beggars would eat.”

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5. “And death doesn’t wait for you when your rested and ready. It sneaks up on you when your exhausted and hungry and cold and so scared you can’t even see straight.”

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6. “I was always holding onto people, and they were always leaving.”

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7. “You’ve got a better chance with me, Dru. Don’t do something stupid again. If something happens, it’s you and me against the world. Got it?”

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8. “No problem. First one’s free.”

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9. “There are two species of teacher – the soft and the hard. Soft teachers might genuinely want to help, or they might have been broken in. They’re usually nervous and afraid of kids, especially high school boys. The hard teachers are another thing entirely. They’re like sharks – machines made for eating, with a finely tuned sense for blood in the water.”

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10. “Anna never wanted to walk when she could be carried, your mother wanted to walk when she could fly, and you want to run before you can walk.”

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11. “I don’t have an accent. Northerners just talk funny.”

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12. “It is our honor,” Amelia said, and it was the weirdest thing-it sounded like she really meant it. People don’t often say exactly what they really mean.”

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13. “Yeah. Calm down. Two of the most useless words in the English language.”

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14. “It’s easy to get rid of people, Christophe. All you have to do is rely on them.”

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15. “His undies had ridden up into the crack of his narrow ass, of which I was treated to a full view of as he turned and tried to go as quietly as possible up the stairs.”

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16. “Call them fangs, Dru. That’s what they are.”

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17. “Boys. Jeez.”

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18. “You’re not dead. You’re too goddamn annoying to be dead.”

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19. “I crossed my arms over my chest. Jeez, it was cold in here all of a sudden. And had he always smelled this good? Was it a cologne? Eau de Christmas Pie?”

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20. “A Zombie. Okay. Whew. All right.”

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21. “Whoa. Back up. I smell?”

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22. “Come on. Say something, Dru. Don’t just sit there and look like I’ve stabbed you. Christ.”

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23. “That’s rabbit talk, Dru. Move it along.”

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24. “I’ve been bitten, beat up, tied to a bed, James Bonded out, and now you finish off by choking a goddamn teacher!”

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25. “He was so close it was hard to breathe. It was exactly like being next to an oven baking a really spicy apple pie.”

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26. “Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it. Now, be quiet and let me concentrate.”

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27. “Boys always get the best lashes; it’s like some kind of cosmic law.”

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28. “I don’t know who I am anymore.” I expected the world to crack open and the sky to fall once I said it. Nothing happened.”

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29. “I just bonked a werewulf on the noggin. Jeez.”

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30. “Every kid’s afraid of that right? That someday you’ll be left in a corner, like a toy, staring with button eyes and a broken heart.”

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31. “That was what “different” meant. It’s just another word for lonely.”

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32. “Gee, thanks.” I couldn’t sound more sarcastic, but I was willing to give it a try. My breathing evened out. “What are you here for, then? Tea and cookies?” My mouth wanted to water. He smelled like cookies. Cinnamon ones, with dabs of apple-pie filling.”

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33. “The rest of it spilled out in an incoherent jumble, but he nodded every once in a while. I liked that about him. He was so smart you didn’t have to hold his hand and walk him through everything. He could fill in the blanks on his own.”

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34. “I rubbed at my temple, where the zit was gone. It still hurt a little, though, deep under the skin. I hate those zits that burrow underground. You think they’ve vanished, but no, they just barricade themselves right next to the bone and hurt.”

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35. “Another big ripping sound. Jesus. Had they brought supernatural dynamite in to tear the whole place apart?”

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36. “He was full of suprises, my Goth Boy.”

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37. “I guess since the groin is the center of a guy’s world, he rarley guesses it isn’t the center of yours.”

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38. “People are goddamn geniuses at not seeing what they don’t want to see.”

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39. “I smelled like a really nice snack.”

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40. “What. The hell.”

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41. “I even poured him a glass of milk. Call me domestic.”

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42. “Get to it. I mean, if you’re wanting to beat me up, too, you’ll have to stand in line.”

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43. “And if it took me more than thirty seconds of thinking, he wouldn’t let me flounder. He would jump right in and explain. Not like so many others who liked to call themselves teachers.”

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44. “Jeez. Just over a week was all it took for my life to implode. It was some kind of record.”

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45. “It wasn’t exactly dangerous to be out during the day... but the Council, every one of them, up to and including August, would have kittens and penguins and little baby narwhals, too, probably, if they knew what I was up to.”

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46. “Nice, huh? I was just special all over the place.”

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47. “Give her the goddamn Advil, Dibs. Jesus.”

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48. “Book. Candle. Nico.”

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49. “Yap, yap, little dog.”

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50. “I would not put my little bird in the jaws of a trap without being near enough to make sure it wouldn’t close on her.”

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