Top 50 Lisi Harrison Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Inspiration is all around us. Don’t let the brain limit the mind .”

— Lisi Harrison

2. “Sorry, No conprendo I don’t speak Loser.”

— Lisi Harrison

3. “Are you nervous about no longer being a big fish in a small pond?”

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4. “And when things start to go wrong, a good boss doesn’t just fire everybody and start over.”

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5. “Loser loser Double loser whatever as if get the picture DUH!”

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6. “If at first you don’t succeed, You’re not an Alpha.”

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7. “This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!”

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8. “Truth is beauty.”

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9. “It’s never too late to fix things with people you love, Massie. Kendra said. That’s true. William agreed.”

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10. “The Clique: The only thing harder then getting in is staying in.”

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11. “Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?”

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12. “Why limit yourself to just one best friend?”

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13. “Are you a peice of Saran Wrap? No Well then why are you acting so clingy?”

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14. “This isn’t going to be pretty. Rules will be broken. Friendships will be tested. And huge risks will be taken. But they’re small prices to pay for true love and freedom, right?”

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15. “This is our big chance to see what people think of us. The real us. We have to show em there’s nothing to be afraid of. If we don’t get over our fears, they never will.”

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16. “A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.”

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17. “Wearing nothing but sweats and a sheer coat of lip gloss, she wiggle through her frosted window and jumped six feet to freedom, feeling more charged than a Visa card at Christmas time.”

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18. “Is my name dorothy? No Then why do u think munchkins could help me?”

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19. “A good boss asks what part she could have played in the problem. And then she asks herself what she can do better next time.”

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20. “She didn’t mind a little rain. At least no one would see her cry.”

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21. “Something about Bekka and Haylee reminded her of Candace’s line between ingenious and insane. Ingenuity inspired their dreams, and insanity gave them the courage to pursue them. It was something Melody wanted for herself.”

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22. “I know when I’m not wanted,” joked Uncle Vlad. “Guess I’ll make like under-eye cream and get the bags.”

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23. “Ignorance is bliss was bull. Melody had been ignorant her whole life, and things were far from blissful. It was time to give knowledge is power a try.”

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24. “My goal is to teach readers how to treat and respect themselves and each other in an entertaining way. I do that in all of my books.”

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25. “Massie’s frindship is something that has to be earned. Not because she’s beautiful or popular but because she’s loyal.”

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26. “She raced for him, propelled by the strength of a thousand regrets.”

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27. “Those fruity drinks better have a lot of caffeine in them or I’ll never make it through World Issues.”

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28. “Now we are even.”

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29. “Second chances come when we least expect them.”

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30. “What was it about high school that made people think with their insecurities instead of their brains?”

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31. “I heart that.”

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32. “Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!”

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33. “I was a terrible athlete and a pretty bad student. I couldn’t focus. My imagination was always racing.”

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34. “Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it?”

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35. “You must be poor. why? cuz ur not making any cents!”

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36. “You are such an LBR.”

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37. “Uh, I thought DVDs werne’t allowed at my sleepovers. They’re not. Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp?”

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38. “I don’t like the vampire books. I don’t like any of those.”

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39. “When the horse was little, Massie had covered the walls with posters of young fillies that she thought Brownie would find sexy.”

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40. “We’re doing the Twyla, not Twilight, so stop sucking!”

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41. “Lightning snapped the night sky like a jock’s gym towel on a dork’s butt.”

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42. “Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it’s a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy.”

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43. “IwantedtoshowmyuniformtomymomthismorningsoIwenttogetmytrashbagand-.”

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44. “Pointing and clicking like Annie Leibovitz.”

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45. “Is this place called Virgins? Well, I shouldn’t be here! -Nina.”

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46. “One of the best things you can relate to is a detailed story.”

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47. “I like writing about the issues we all bump up against as we get older, but I try to present them in a fun way.”

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48. “The confusing lesson whipped Frankie’s anger into something she had never felt before. It was like an emotional meringue – the airy feeling of loneliness topped with the hard crisp of injustice. Yet its taste was far from sweet.”

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49. “I completely remember the horror I felt when my pits started getting hairy. I would walk with my arms pressed against my sides.”

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50. “The truth was no way to make a good first impression.”

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