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Top 25 Liz Lawson Quotes (2025 Update)

Liz Lawson Quote: “You have to be kidding me.” I interrupt, leaning back in my chair. “We just solved another case for you people, and all you can say is don’t do it again? I know it must be embarrassing for you, being shown up by teenagers. Girls, at that,” I add. “But it’s not our fault that you suck at your jobs. Hercule Poirot would.”

1. “You have to be kidding me.” I interrupt, leaning back in my chair. “We just solved another case for you people, and all you can say is don’t do it again? I know it must be embarrassing for you, being shown up by teenagers. Girls, at that,” I add. “But it’s not our fault that you suck at your jobs. Hercule Poirot would.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “You’re my lawyer now. I officially have a lawyer. That’s kind of cool -.”

2. “You’re my lawyer now. I officially have a lawyer. That’s kind of cool -.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “I’ve spent years pretending their lack of interest in me doesn’t bother me, but I’ve just about reached the end of my rope.”

3. “I’ve spent years pretending their lack of interest in me doesn’t bother me, but I’ve just about reached the end of my rope.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “Agatha Christie used closed circles a lot – Murder on the Orient Express and And Then There Were None are two of the best-known examples, and – ” “So that.”

4. “Agatha Christie used closed circles a lot – Murder on the Orient Express and And Then There Were None are two of the best-known examples, and – ” “So that.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “Get it together. It’s just like you, messing up something important to me. I know you’ve gone off the deep end, hanging out with those weirdo stoner kids, but I will not let you bring me down with you. This project might not mean anything to you, but it’s important to me.”

5. “Get it together. It’s just like you, messing up something important to me. I know you’ve gone off the deep end, hanging out with those weirdo stoner kids, but I will not let you bring me down with you. This project might not mean anything to you, but it’s important to me.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “No, thank you,” she says politely. “I’d rather eat cat turds, followed by broken glass, and topped off with a kerosene cocktail.”

6. “No, thank you,” she says politely. “I’d rather eat cat turds, followed by broken glass, and topped off with a kerosene cocktail.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “You know” – she continues as I stab the wedge – “you’re growing up with every privilege in the world, Alice, and it would behoove you to understand that shouldn’t be taken for granted. Your grades at the end of this semester are important, not just for college but to show me and your father that you’re trying. We discussed it, and certain privileges will be taken from you if you don’t pull your GPA up to an acceptable level.”

7. “You know” – she continues as I stab the wedge – “you’re growing up with every privilege in the world, Alice, and it would behoove you to understand that shouldn’t be taken for granted. Your grades at the end of this semester are important, not just for college but to show me and your father that you’re trying. We discussed it, and certain privileges will be taken from you if you don’t pull your GPA up to an acceptable level.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “This is so Agatha Christie: a secret passage, a hidden staircase, sneaking around in the dark with a storm raging outside. A shiver of pleasure runs through me.”

8. “This is so Agatha Christie: a secret passage, a hidden staircase, sneaking around in the dark with a storm raging outside. A shiver of pleasure runs through me.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “It means that if you think failing out of school to be a detective is a smart thing to do, you are even more naive than I thought.”

9. “It means that if you think failing out of school to be a detective is a smart thing to do, you are even more naive than I thought.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “All leads will be followed. But you and Alice Ogilvie didn’t do that. Just like before, you went full steam ahead on your own, and now look where you are.”

10. “All leads will be followed. But you and Alice Ogilvie didn’t do that. Just like before, you went full steam ahead on your own, and now look where you are.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “Rebecca Kennedy’s family is rich and powerful,” I tell him. “You don’t live like that without having enemies, so there’s going to be an unknown.” “Merde,” Alice murmurs.”

11. “Rebecca Kennedy’s family is rich and powerful,” I tell him. “You don’t live like that without having enemies, so there’s going to be an unknown.” “Merde,” Alice murmurs.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “We’ll do this because we want justice for Rebecca, and to prove your daughter’s innocence, but I won’t take money from someone who thinks I’m less than nothing. You wouldn’t even shake my hand. Why would I accept your money?”

12. “We’ll do this because we want justice for Rebecca, and to prove your daughter’s innocence, but I won’t take money from someone who thinks I’m less than nothing. You wouldn’t even shake my hand. Why would I accept your money?”

Liz Lawson Quote: “I see you learned something about negotiation from your father. All right, I respect a person who won’t take the first offer they’re given. Thirty thousand it.”

13. “I see you learned something about negotiation from your father. All right, I respect a person who won’t take the first offer they’re given. Thirty thousand it.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “While I think all that is valid and interesting, I’m a little worried she’s not spending enough time on other things, like school. She hasn’t even started the ancestry project in McAllister’s.”

14. “While I think all that is valid and interesting, I’m a little worried she’s not spending enough time on other things, like school. She hasn’t even started the ancestry project in McAllister’s.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “Also, again, how are we going to get out of this room? It’s not like there’s a piano on this side of the wall.”

15. “Also, again, how are we going to get out of this room? It’s not like there’s a piano on this side of the wall.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “You’re such a pill, Alice,” Lilian says firmly. “If I had the secret to the assault of a child, do you really think I would keep that to myself? That’s abhorrent.”

16. “You’re such a pill, Alice,” Lilian says firmly. “If I had the secret to the assault of a child, do you really think I would keep that to myself? That’s abhorrent.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “Am I – ” she starts, but Neil groans. “Mom, god. Can you two do your Agatha Christie thing later, please? We’re trying to concentrate.” “Sorry,” she says to him, and rolls her eyes a little so only I see it. I smile. We’ve known each other for ten minutes, and I already feel like I have more in common with her than with my own mother.”

17. “Am I – ” she starts, but Neil groans. “Mom, god. Can you two do your Agatha Christie thing later, please? We’re trying to concentrate.” “Sorry,” she says to him, and rolls her eyes a little so only I see it. I smile. We’ve known each other for ten minutes, and I already feel like I have more in common with her than with my own mother.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “They’re a little flashy. I think I remember my parents kind of joking about them at some point, like they can buy whatever they want, but the one thing they can’t is respect.”

18. “They’re a little flashy. I think I remember my parents kind of joking about them at some point, like they can buy whatever they want, but the one thing they can’t is respect.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “I thought she could do with a little shaking up,” she says. “Like I said back at home, you two really need to realize that you’re not in a TV show or an Agatha Christie novel. You’re romping around like little teen detectives, but that isn’t your job. Your job is to go to school, graduate, have opportunities. My daughter deserves that.”

19. “I thought she could do with a little shaking up,” she says. “Like I said back at home, you two really need to realize that you’re not in a TV show or an Agatha Christie novel. You’re romping around like little teen detectives, but that isn’t your job. Your job is to go to school, graduate, have opportunities. My daughter deserves that.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “I would know her voice; I’ve been listening to her yell at me for years.” Tears are forming in Helen’s eyes.”

20. “I would know her voice; I’ve been listening to her yell at me for years.” Tears are forming in Helen’s eyes.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “That underneath all her cattiness, the bragging she would do about stupid Hollywood events she wormed her way into, her obsession with being an actress, she had a decent heart.”

21. “That underneath all her cattiness, the bragging she would do about stupid Hollywood events she wormed her way into, her obsession with being an actress, she had a decent heart.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “This is going nowhere. I’ll not have my daughter treated this way. Helen, come with me.” “She’s going to be treated much worse on a witness stand,” I say to him. “Or in jail.”

22. “This is going nowhere. I’ll not have my daughter treated this way. Helen, come with me.” “She’s going to be treated much worse on a witness stand,” I say to him. “Or in jail.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “Please,” she scoffs. “Everyone knows Brooke wouldn’t have died that night if it hadn’t been for you. Interfering at that party, driving a wedge between her and Steve so she took off, alone. Talk about being a bad friend.” I grit.”

23. “Please,” she scoffs. “Everyone knows Brooke wouldn’t have died that night if it hadn’t been for you. Interfering at that party, driving a wedge between her and Steve so she took off, alone. Talk about being a bad friend.” I grit.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “My mom’s white-blond hair is perfectly coiffed, her makeup tastefully understated, her Jil Sander cashmere turtleneck expensively minimalist. She has that sort of ageless beauty that only good genes, expensive skincare products, and a world-class surgeon can buy.”

24. “My mom’s white-blond hair is perfectly coiffed, her makeup tastefully understated, her Jil Sander cashmere turtleneck expensively minimalist. She has that sort of ageless beauty that only good genes, expensive skincare products, and a world-class surgeon can buy.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “Some respect should be shown to its past. The site of elegant balls for almost a hundred years, a place where Old Hollywood used to come and play. Charles W. Levy would be rolling over in his grave if he knew what this room is being used for now.”

25. “Some respect should be shown to its past. The site of elegant balls for almost a hundred years, a place where Old Hollywood used to come and play. Charles W. Levy would be rolling over in his grave if he knew what this room is being used for now.”

Liz Lawson Quote: “Thing. That’s not you. We keep texting you and stuff. To come back to us. Bygones or whatever. You’re turning into a weirdo, to be honest.”

26. “Thing. That’s not you. We keep texting you and stuff. To come back to us. Bygones or whatever. You’re turning into a weirdo, to be honest.”

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