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Top 20 Lizz Winstead Quotes (2025 Update)

Lizz Winstead Quote: “Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.”

1. “Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “We’ve got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.”

2. “We’ve got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.”

3. “Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “I dropped out of college and I’m pretty much a self-educated person, so a lot of my core belief system comes from life.”

4. “I dropped out of college and I’m pretty much a self-educated person, so a lot of my core belief system comes from life.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “Good satire hopefully provides thought-provoking conversation.”

5. “Good satire hopefully provides thought-provoking conversation.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “Opportunities present themselves to me. That’s how my whole life has been pretty much. I’ve been lucky.”

6. “Opportunities present themselves to me. That’s how my whole life has been pretty much. I’ve been lucky.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “I’m Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.”

7. “I’m Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath.”

8. “One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it’s a pronouncement that they like you on some level.”

9. “Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it’s a pronouncement that they like you on some level.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “My curiosity is not a choice. It’s always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.”

10. “My curiosity is not a choice. It’s always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.”

11. “This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don’t consider yourself a writer.”

12. “Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don’t consider yourself a writer.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “There’s plenty of ways you can go and encourage people. And you should do that. But don’t demonize what you do, I do, what other comics are doing, when you see people showing up and listening and responding because they’ve heard the messaging in the new kind of way.”

13. “There’s plenty of ways you can go and encourage people. And you should do that. But don’t demonize what you do, I do, what other comics are doing, when you see people showing up and listening and responding because they’ve heard the messaging in the new kind of way.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn’t really matter.”

14. “The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn’t really matter.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there’s an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.”

15. “And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there’s an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that’s important or hard, and since I don’t believe that, at some point there has to be a level of “agree to disagree.””

16. “There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that’s important or hard, and since I don’t believe that, at some point there has to be a level of “agree to disagree.””

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “It’s always fun when somebody who you admire and respect is the voice – is your voice, as a viewer.”

17. “It’s always fun when somebody who you admire and respect is the voice – is your voice, as a viewer.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “People being forced to get health care and the insurance companies making millions.”

18. “People being forced to get health care and the insurance companies making millions.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “In an odd way, my parents were proud of me. When they saw me do stand-up, I’d see them looking around the room and watch them taking in the people laughing. On some level, that comforted them.”

19. “In an odd way, my parents were proud of me. When they saw me do stand-up, I’d see them looking around the room and watch them taking in the people laughing. On some level, that comforted them.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting ’holding up your end of a conversation.”

20. “I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting ’holding up your end of a conversation.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “If you’re a woman and you’ve decided to step in front of people on any kind of platform and say that you have feelings about anything, you are committing a radical act. People view it as such, so you might as well actually commit a radical act.”

21. “If you’re a woman and you’ve decided to step in front of people on any kind of platform and say that you have feelings about anything, you are committing a radical act. People view it as such, so you might as well actually commit a radical act.”

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Lizz Winstead Quote: “We live in a nation where corporations are people.”

22. “We live in a nation where corporations are people.”

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