Top 60 Louis Tomlinson Quotes (2026 Update)

1. “Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.”

— Louis Tomlinson

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2. “Always be nice to people, no matter how bad they are to you, to show them you are not like them.”

— Louis Tomlinson

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3. “I’m gay. It’s pretty unfortunate.”

— Louis Tomlinson

4. “Even if there’s a tiny, tiny chance, isn’t that worth going for?”

— Louis Tomlinson

5. “Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.”

— Louis Tomlinson

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6. “If you want to do something, go for it. You’ve got nothing to lose.”

— Louis Tomlinson

7. “Sometimes I think I’m not normal, and I get weirder and weirder every day.”

— Louis Tomlinson

8. “If you want to go somewhere, you can; nothing is stopping you.”

— Louis Tomlinson

9. “And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!”

— Louis Tomlinson

10. “We’re not perfect, we’re not clean cut. We’re just trying to be ourselves.”

— Louis Tomlinson

11. “My ideas for the future? To take over the world.”

— Louis Tomlinson

12. “The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation.”

— Louis Tomlinson

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13. “You know what it would just be amazing to be remembered, you know like a mum telling a daughter ‘the boyband of my time, One Direction, they just had fun and they’re just normal guys but terrible, terrible dancers.’”

— Louis Tomlinson

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14. “Ehhhhh. I’m a song!”

— Louis Tomlinson

15. “Fans always tell me I’m beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them.”

— Louis Tomlinson

16. “If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.”

— Louis Tomlinson

17. “I like someone who doesn’t take life too seriously. I hate people who are a bit uptight.”

— Louis Tomlinson

18. “Woah! Calm down, Curly!”

— Louis Tomlinson

19. “When I’m at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It’s quite funny.”

— Louis Tomlinson

20. “There’s nothing that annoys me more than people being horrible to my mates.”

— Louis Tomlinson

21. “As long as we’ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book we’ll be fine.”

— Louis Tomlinson

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22. “I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.”

— Louis Tomlinson

23. “In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.”

— Louis Tomlinson

24. “I think my mom just filled me with confidence. I just thought I was the best at everything. Like any mother really.”

— Louis Tomlinson

25. “And I’d marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.”

— Louis Tomlinson

26. “Yes! The Tommo is back!”

— Louis Tomlinson

27. “When you’re in love you’ll do anything, I’d go to the end of the world.”

— Louis Tomlinson

28. “To be honest, I don’t think I’m the best role model in the world. I’m pretty immature sometimes.”

— Louis Tomlinson

29. “I want my first son to be called ‘Tommy.’ It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson.”

— Louis Tomlinson

30. “I’m Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!”

— Louis Tomlinson

31. “You can’t go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep...”

— Louis Tomlinson

32. “Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he’s a fungi!”

— Louis Tomlinson

33. “Swag mastah from Doncastah!”

— Louis Tomlinson

34. “There are six R’s.”

— Louis Tomlinson

35. “I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.”

— Louis Tomlinson

36. “It’s incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love.”

— Louis Tomlinson

37. “I love the big red bus!”

— Louis Tomlinson

38. “And as for you, stop having curly hair!”

— Louis Tomlinson

39. “I’m normally last and I’m quite a late person and that is just who I am.”

— Louis Tomlinson

40. “All my mates are at university, and it’s a life I haven’t had a chance to enjoy, so it’s great to turn up and sample a bit of it.”

— Louis Tomlinson

41. “I once woke up at a random guy’s house and i didn’t actually know who he was.”

— Louis Tomlinson

42. “I like kisses that aren’t too fast or rushed – that’s what makes a good kiss.”

— Louis Tomlinson

43. “I wan’t a girl who is fun and loves adventure.”

— Louis Tomlinson

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44. “Those sound like the three best answers I’ve ever heard on this show even though it’s the first ever of this show!”

— Louis Tomlinson

45. “It’s important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently – and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys.”

— Louis Tomlinson

46. “I’m a very loyal boyfriend. I’m a bit of a joker I can be romantic, but not too sickly.”

— Louis Tomlinson

47. “Love is only for the brave.”

— Louis Tomlinson

48. “I don’t know if we’ll ever get used to the attention from the fans.”

— Louis Tomlinson

49. “I can’t really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.”

— Louis Tomlinson

50. “In week one of the ‘X Factor,’ just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I’ve had lots and lots and lots of carrots.”

— Louis Tomlinson