Top 7 Mamrie Hart Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Friends should be like a good bra, lifting you up. Bad friends are like sports bras. They can do wonders when you go out dancing or during high-energy times, but one a day-to-day basis they really just smush down some of your greatest assets.”

— Mamrie Hart

2. “Don’t readjust your contacts. No, that is not the slow hyena from The Lion King. That is my four-pound best friend.”

— Mamrie Hart

3. “We are always growing up. I’m growing up as I type this. An eighty-seven-year-old woman is still technically growing up. So be as immature as you want. Right now, you are the youngest you you’re ever going to be.”

— Mamrie Hart

4. “I spent my days spread-eagle in front of a fan, with bright pink calamine lotion slathered all over my undercarriage. If you walked into my room, you’d think I was giving birth to a Pepto-Bismol baby.”

— Mamrie Hart

5. “These days if I ate three bites of a Blizzard, that Blizzard would turn into a tornado of farts.”

— Mamrie Hart

6. “I inevitably felt like a fetus with eyeliner in comparison.”

— Mamrie Hart

7. “Sunsets are the photography equivalent of people telling you what they dreamt.”

— Mamrie Hart

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