Top 5 Mandy De Sandra Quotes (2024 Update)

Mandy De Sandra Quote: “Wait, so Jesus was really a gay Ninja?”

1. “Wait, so Jesus was really a gay Ninja?”

2. “Jesus’s took his white robe of cheese off his body and showed off his erection. His cock was normal sized but it was a combo of exotic and exquisite cheeses. “I was born in Israel, but my cock is Moroccan, Greek, and French.”

— Mandy De Sandra

3. “Fellas. Those are some nice guns. The Second Amendment is as American as yummy apple pie and after you are drenched in my semen you will taste just as delicious.”

— Mandy De Sandra

4. “As I walk through the valley of death, and we meet the Reagansaurus worshipers, I pray to vanquish evil but forgive those who trespass against America. And those who fornicate on their food, may they choke on the love that is God, for He loved the world so much that He gave His only begotten son. In Jesus’s name we pray for protection. Amen.”

— Mandy De Sandra

5. “I do support violence and I like the idea of breaking stuff, but I don’t trust anything that comes from the Buddhists. We all know they are homosexuals who like to do weird things with their rice. Butt stuff. They cook rice and eat it out of their butts. That is a common fact.”

— Mandy De Sandra

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