Top 120 Marc Maron Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.”

— Marc Maron

2. “That’s the big challenge of life – to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining.”

— Marc Maron

3. “I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they’ve overcome something or how they haven’t, it’s nourishing.”

— Marc Maron

4. “You can’t avoid pain in life. It’s how you handle pain, that’s what defines you.”

— Marc Maron

5. “I didn’t really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to.”

— Marc Maron

6. “Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap.”

— Marc Maron

7. “As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible.”

— Marc Maron

8. “People who have babies tell me I will know a love that is beyond anything I can imagine, and a joy that is indescribable. Love and joy? That sounds horrifying. I have no way of knowing whether I can handle either of those. I’m much better with need and fear. They are what ground me.”

— Marc Maron

9. “Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.”

— Marc Maron

10. “That’s an animal fable about humility. If you survive your mistake, you must learn from it. Accept that you’re fragile, vulnerable, and sometimes stupid. Realize that you’re not immortal and you’ve got to take care of yourself. And then laugh it off and fly away.”

— Marc Maron

11. “In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.”

— Marc Maron

12. “I’m just saying, ‘Hey, throw me a bone. How about a smile, cute t-shirt? Look at me.’ Nothing – unless it’s a turn to their friends to go, ‘Hey, why is that weird guy looking at us?’”

— Marc Maron

13. “There’s nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity.”

— Marc Maron

14. “The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.”

— Marc Maron

15. “Dogs are too much to handle. I don’t need anything in my house that’s needier than me.”

— Marc Maron

16. “I’m proud to be part of a generation where reading is a ‘look.’”

— Marc Maron

17. “The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better.”

— Marc Maron

18. “My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time.”

— Marc Maron

19. “The worst thing about living in this world, in general, is that things get overwhelming, and things cause a tremendous amount of despair and anxiety.”

— Marc Maron

20. “I’m not a narcissist, but I definitely have gotten enough explosive narcissistic shrapnel from my father. I’m sort of wired that way, but I don’t feel that I’m pathological, so all I can pull from is my own existence and my knowledge.”

— Marc Maron

21. “In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You’ve heard that, right? But what you don’t hear is that that’s the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure.”

— Marc Maron

22. “Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it’s the happy people who need medication.”

— Marc Maron

23. “When you commit your life to something and it doesn’t work out, it is a tough place to be. Suicide can be the spiritual reprieve of a faithless person. I knew I could always just end it, and there was solace in that.”

— Marc Maron

24. “I sort of get tired of myself sometimes. When you’re busy, your life becomes relatively small. But I never get tired of talking to other people.”

— Marc Maron

25. “I’m not completely sure we aren’t all living in a hallucination now.”

— Marc Maron

26. “We live in a culture where people are self-centered and careerist and everybody seems to think they have too much on their plate or they just don’t have time for other people’s pain.”

— Marc Maron

27. “I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they’re the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don’t know what it’s like to really want something – and then get it again and again and again.”

— Marc Maron

28. “I’m glad to be part of the war on sadness. I’m a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid.”

— Marc Maron

29. “When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate.”

— Marc Maron

30. “We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.”

— Marc Maron

31. “It’s easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.”

— Marc Maron

32. “For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.”

— Marc Maron

33. “Art is supposed to punch you in the brain, and it’s supposed to stay punched.”

— Marc Maron

34. “Americans don’t understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic.”

— Marc Maron

35. “Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.”

— Marc Maron

36. “Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you’re one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?”

— Marc Maron

37. “There’s a fine line between cultural criticism and bitterness.”

— Marc Maron

38. “I’m not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don’t need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens.”

— Marc Maron

39. “I didn’t know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I’m flattered if they do. I knew Bill a bit. We had dinner a couple of times and played guitar together once. I really tried to keep my distance from him professionally.”

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40. “Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do.”

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41. “I don’t really compartmentalize well. I’m in a state of anxiety and panic a lot, but it’s for different reasons. It used to be because I had nothing going on, but I work very hard and there doesn’t seem to be an end to it.”

— Marc Maron

42. “He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.”

— Marc Maron

43. “When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.”

— Marc Maron

44. “The way I figure it, if you can’t tell I’m high by looking at me, I win.”

— Marc Maron

45. “You know when you make popcorn there are always those fluffy white kernels that are fun and good to eat but there are also always those burnt, black kernels that don’t pop. You know why they don’t pop? Because they have integrity.”

— Marc Maron

46. “I’m just looking for authentic engagement of some kind, and usually, after an hour or more, you get that. Some people talk at you. Some people just want to answer questions, but a lot of times, all of a sudden you drift away, and you don’t remember you’re on the mic, and you’re in something real.”

— Marc Maron

47. “I’m sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don’t regret any of it.”

— Marc Maron

48. “I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn’t stop because I didn’t enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn’t handle the commitment.”

— Marc Maron

49. “My cats, the ones that I have, were feral when I found them so the relationship that I have with them 10 years in is very mutual, earned, and evolved over time. It was never an easy thing. I like that they have a certain distance and have their own sense of selves.”

— Marc Maron

50. “I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don’t think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was just comforting to know that I could.”

— Marc Maron