Top 160 Maria Semple Quotes (2024 Update)
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Maria Semple Quote: “The only way to get to Antarctica is by cruise ship. Even the smallest one has 150 passengers, which translates into me being trapped with 149 other people who will uniquely annoy the hell out of me.”

151. “The only way to get to Antarctica is by cruise ship. Even the smallest one has 150 passengers, which translates into me being trapped with 149 other people who will uniquely annoy the hell out of me.”

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Maria Semple Quote: “Bee, don’t hate Dad. I hate him enough for the both of us. That being said, I may forgive him. Because I don’t know what Dad and I would be without the other.”

152. “Bee, don’t hate Dad. I hate him enough for the both of us. That being said, I may forgive him. Because I don’t know what Dad and I would be without the other.”

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Maria Semple Quote: “Manjula,” the Internet assistant, had stolen all his miles on American Airlines last week.”

153. “Manjula,” the Internet assistant, had stolen all his miles on American Airlines last week.”

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Maria Semple Quote: “He wasn’t fat, exactly. He reminded Eleanor of how papayas swelled during the rainy season or the way Greg Gumbel looked like someone had taken a bicycle pump to Bryant Gumbel.”

154. “He wasn’t fat, exactly. He reminded Eleanor of how papayas swelled during the rainy season or the way Greg Gumbel looked like someone had taken a bicycle pump to Bryant Gumbel.”

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Maria Semple Quote: “Anytime I get into a one-on-one social situation, especially if there’s something at stake, my anxiety spikes. I talk fast. I jump topics unexpectedly. I say shocking things.”

155. “Anytime I get into a one-on-one social situation, especially if there’s something at stake, my anxiety spikes. I talk fast. I jump topics unexpectedly. I say shocking things.”

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Maria Semple Quote: “I can feel the irrationality and anxiety draining my store of energy like a battery-operated racecar grinding away in the corner. This is the energy I will need to get through the next day. But I just lie in bed and watch it burn, and with it any hope for a productive tomorrow. There go the dishes, there goes the grocery store, there goes exercise, there goes bringing in the garbage cans. There goes basic human kindness.”

156. “I can feel the irrationality and anxiety draining my store of energy like a battery-operated racecar grinding away in the corner. This is the energy I will need to get through the next day. But I just lie in bed and watch it burn, and with it any hope for a productive tomorrow. There go the dishes, there goes the grocery store, there goes exercise, there goes bringing in the garbage cans. There goes basic human kindness.”

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Maria Semple Quote: “If I’m forced to be honest, here’s an account of how I left the world last week: worse, worse, better, worse, same, worse, same. Not an inventory to make one swell with pride. I don’t necessarily need to make the world a better place, mind you. Today, I will live by the Hippocratic oath: first do no harm. How.”

157. “If I’m forced to be honest, here’s an account of how I left the world last week: worse, worse, better, worse, same, worse, same. Not an inventory to make one swell with pride. I don’t necessarily need to make the world a better place, mind you. Today, I will live by the Hippocratic oath: first do no harm. How.”

— Maria Semple

Maria Semple Quote: “Grab your crampons because we have an uphill climb. But fear not: I do underdog.”

158. “Grab your crampons because we have an uphill climb. But fear not: I do underdog.”

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Maria Semple Quote: “Let everyone else travel all over the world. What they’re searching for in Los Angeles and New York and everywhere else is something I already have right here in Seattle. I want it all to myself.”

159. “Let everyone else travel all over the world. What they’re searching for in Los Angeles and New York and everywhere else is something I already have right here in Seattle. I want it all to myself.”

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Maria Semple Quote: “Then I realized, no, these are all homeless bums.”

160. “Then I realized, no, these are all homeless bums.”

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Maria Semple Quote: “And don’t get me started on Canadians. It’s a whole thing.”

161. “And don’t get me started on Canadians. It’s a whole thing.”

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