Top 5 Mark Jackman Quotes (2025 Update)

Mark Jackman Quote: “If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.”

1. “If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.”

2. “The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for his motto: Come for the butcher, stay for the meat.”

— Mark Jackman

3. “The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,′ the inventor said. ‘The hamster generates heat by running on the wheel. If you get a big enough hamster, it will keep your whole face warm.”

— Mark Jackman

4. “Probably your biggest mistake was doing funk-dance to Unchained Melody,” the dog offered earnestly. “It’s a ballad, Alf, and to be honest, it’s one of the slowest songs I can think of. You’d have been better off doing a slow waltz to something with that tempo. The other factor may have been the large amount of beer you consumed beforehand.”

— Mark Jackman

5. “My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone,” Reverend Jones said. “Don’t get me wrong, the Big Man upstairs does what he can but I’ve never once seen him filling up the tank of my car.”

— Mark Jackman

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