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Top 25 Mark Russell Quotes (2025 Update)

Mark Russell Quote: “When you trick somebody into participating in a small-time fraud, it’s called a ‘scam.’ But when the scam is so big that people have no choice but to participate, it’s called ’economics.”

1. “When you trick somebody into participating in a small-time fraud, it’s called a ‘scam.’ But when the scam is so big that people have no choice but to participate, it’s called ’economics.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.”

2. “The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn’t know any women.”

3. “A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn’t know any women.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don’t they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.”

4. “I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don’t they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “God changed Jacob’s name to “Israel,” which means “one who wrestles with God.” As far as I know, Israel is still the only nation named after a wrestler.”

5. “God changed Jacob’s name to “Israel,” which means “one who wrestles with God.” As far as I know, Israel is still the only nation named after a wrestler.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”

6. “The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.”

7. “Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “People are not in a good mood when any politician’s face appears on television.”

8. “People are not in a good mood when any politician’s face appears on television.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “The thing that you’re faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren’t careful. It’s that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is.”

9. “The thing that you’re faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren’t careful. It’s that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “You’ve got the brain-washed, that’s the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that’s the Republicans!”

10. “You’ve got the brain-washed, that’s the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that’s the Republicans!”

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Mark Russell Quote: “You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he’ll be booed. I don’t care if he’s the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.”

11. “You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he’ll be booed. I don’t care if he’s the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton’s second term will be good for business. My business.”

12. “Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton’s second term will be good for business. My business.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “You have to imbue the characters with their own sort of feeling of justification and morality. Everyone has that, whether we see them as evil or not. So I try to bring the characters to life by making them likable or lovable, in the sense that they can be, at least to themselves.”

13. “You have to imbue the characters with their own sort of feeling of justification and morality. Everyone has that, whether we see them as evil or not. So I try to bring the characters to life by making them likable or lovable, in the sense that they can be, at least to themselves.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “I do jokes about what’s funny, and both sides are funny.”

14. “I do jokes about what’s funny, and both sides are funny.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “I’m not trying to write a bleak and blistering screed against American civilization. I’m writing something that I hope is fun and satirical and full of possibility.”

15. “I’m not trying to write a bleak and blistering screed against American civilization. I’m writing something that I hope is fun and satirical and full of possibility.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “If the audience doesn’t like it, usually they’re just silent. But they’ve never all walked out at once.”

16. “If the audience doesn’t like it, usually they’re just silent. But they’ve never all walked out at once.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “If you call your opponent a politician, it’s grounds for libel.”

17. “If you call your opponent a politician, it’s grounds for libel.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you’re in trouble.”

18. “You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you’re in trouble.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “It makes me think. Maybe the only meaning to life is that which we get from each other.”

19. “It makes me think. Maybe the only meaning to life is that which we get from each other.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “You have the establishment and then you have the hippies revolting against the establishment, and what you end up getting are like accountants with long hair. And that’s kind of what happened with the youth movement in the ’70s.”

20. “You have the establishment and then you have the hippies revolting against the establishment, and what you end up getting are like accountants with long hair. And that’s kind of what happened with the youth movement in the ’70s.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “I think even the characters that are fundamentally evil and wrong, I want people to really love them. I think that’s important to writing believable characters. They don’t have to be likable but they have to be loved, at least by the author.”

21. “I think even the characters that are fundamentally evil and wrong, I want people to really love them. I think that’s important to writing believable characters. They don’t have to be likable but they have to be loved, at least by the author.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!”

22. “The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!”

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Mark Russell Quote: “I think you can’t write with anger. I think it always has to be with a wink. There always has to be an element of hope in what you write. Otherwise you’re just getting mad and it’s not going to be fun for anybody.”

23. “I think you can’t write with anger. I think it always has to be with a wink. There always has to be an element of hope in what you write. Otherwise you’re just getting mad and it’s not going to be fun for anybody.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one’s sporting ability.”

24. “Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one’s sporting ability.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he’s been in so long that it just doesn’t matter, and he’s not running for president. But it’s just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you’re just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.”

25. “Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he’s been in so long that it just doesn’t matter, and he’s not running for president. But it’s just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you’re just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “I can’t think of a performer who is better on television than in person.”

26. “I can’t think of a performer who is better on television than in person.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.”

27. “The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.”

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Mark Russell Quote: “What makes a person’s words and actions worth remembering are how they are different from everyone else’s.”

28. “What makes a person’s words and actions worth remembering are how they are different from everyone else’s.”

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