Top 40 Max Barry Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “When it’s done with being graceful and poetic, language is meant to communicate, after all.”

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2. “People resist a census, but give them a profile page and they’ll spend all day telling you who they are.”

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3. “That’s the thing you learn about values: they’re what people make up to justify what they did.”

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4. “Apparently we’re now in a state where most ads are full of people looking at us in a way that would heat us up down to our toes if it happened in real life, and we don’t think anything of it.”

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5. “The most fundamental thing about a person is desire. It defines them. Tell me what a person wants, truly wants, and I’ll tell you who they are, and how to persuade them.”

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6. “By this action, the Government has proved that so long as it exists, none of us are truly free. Government and freedom are mutually exclusive. So if we value freedom, there’s only one conclusion. It’s time to get rid of this leftover relic we call Government.”

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7. “Words aren’t just sounds or shapes. They’re meaning. That’s what language is: a protocol for transferring meaning. When you learn English, you train your brain to react in a particular way to particular sounds. As it turns out, the protocol can be hacked.”

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8. “With Lola, everything was solvable. She was my independent variable.”

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9. “I will not be what I was made, but what I make.”

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10. “My own fault. The equipment had safeties but your primary piece of protective equipment was your brain. There was a presumption that anyone entering this room was intelligent enough to keep away from hot things, sharp things, and things carrying large stores of momentum.”

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11. “Civilizations rose and fell; what caused them to be remembered was not their contribution to knowledge or culture, not even the size of their empires, but rather how much force they extorted upon the landscape.”

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12. “Hey, I saw this old British movie, all the people spoke so different, you could hardly understand them. But everyone here speaks American as good as you and me. What’s with that?”

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13. “Companies were getting a lot tougher on labor contracts these days; Hack had heard stories. At Adidas, if you quit your job and your replacement wasn’t as competent, they sued you for lost profits.”

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14. “And I, methinks, am gone astray In trackless wastes and lone.”

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15. “Corporations! It’s like there are these gigantic monsters living among us, and we don’t mind that they’re monsters because when we look at them they smile and hand us cheeseburgers. That’s nuts.”

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16. “Some people would break the rules to get things done and some wouldn’t; it was simple as that. John didn’t have much use for the latter.”

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17. “A panic state is not helpful to good decision making.”

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18. “It is a building designed by committee: all they have been able to agree on is that it should be rectangular, have windows, and not fall over.”

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19. “I tended to be skeptical of anything that couldn’t be measured, written down, and independently verified across a series of double-blind tests. But this was hard data. Lola’s heart beat fastest for me.”

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20. “And, hey. You. Thanks for being the kind of person who likes to pick up a book. That’s a genuinely great thing. I met a librarian recently who said she doesn’t read because books are her job and when she goes home, she just wants to switch off. I think we can agree that that’s as creepy as hell. Thank you for seeking out stories, the kind that take place in your brain.”

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21. “There’s no requirement that jobs be meaningful. If there was, half the country would be unemployed.”

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22. “The fact was, if you paid attention, people tried to persuade each other all the time. It was all they did.”

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23. “I’m not a privacy nut, and I don’t care that much if these organizations want to know where I go and what I buy. But what bothers me is how HARD they’re all working for that data, how much money they’re spending, and how they never admit that’s what they want. It means that information must be really valuable for some reason, and I just wonder to who and why.”

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24. “I love you,′ she said. She nestled closer, her hand moving up the back of his neck. The wind lifted. ‘Don’t kill me,’ he said. ‘I’m not going to,’ she said.”

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25. “Australians were very practical, Emily had found. They did things quickly and purposefully and to the absolute minimum standard required. It was refreshing and guenuine but sometimes led to situations like building a town around a hole.”

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26. “We attempt to conceal ourselves, Emily, but the truth is we do not entirely want to be concealed. We want to be found.”

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27. “Good words were the difference between Emily eating well and not. And what she had found worked best were not facts or arguments but words that tickled people’s brains for some reason, that just amused them. Puns, and exaggerations, and things that were true and not at the same time.”

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28. “You went to school,” Lee said. “I mean, at some point. And it didn’t suit you very well. They wanted to teach you things you didn’t care about. Dates and math and trivia about dead presidents. They didn’t teach persuasion. Your ability to persuade is the single most important determinant of your quality of life, and they didn’t cover that at all. Well, we do. And we’re looking for students with natural aptitude.”

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29. “It was funny how as soon as you knew there was something better, what you had seemed unbearable.”

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30. “After a while, he sat. She leaned her head on his shoulder. She felt very close to him. “I promise not to turn you into my thought slave,” she said, and felt him smile a little. But she had thought about it.”

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31. “When someone thinks, “I liked his last book, I’ll hope this new one is good” and shells out their hard-earned, I fervently want that person to be thrilled.”

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33. “Librarians are amazing like that. They will hand you a book they know will make your eyes bug out because they know that is the point of novels, not to satisfy but to surprise.”

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34. “Imagine a hundred million people clicking polls and typing in their favorite TV shows and products and political leanings, day after day. It’s the biggest data profile ever. And it’s voluntary. That’s the funny part. People resist a census, but give them a profile page and they’ll spend all day telling you who they are.”

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35. “A tragedy like this, we all blame ourselves.”

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36. “She could taste loss in the back of her throat so badly that she could vomit.”

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37. “He strode briskly away, to do whatever it was the managers did. Have meetings, I guess. Make phone calls. It was hard for us on the technical side to understand why the company required so many managers. Engineers built things. Salespeople sold things. Even Human Resources I could understand, kind of. But managers proliferated despite performing very few identifiable functions.”

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38. “You might be an intelligent person, but once you let someone else filter the world for you, you have no way to critically analyze what you’re hearing. At best, absolute best case scenario, if they blatantly contradict themselves, you can spot that. But if they take basic care to maintain an internal logical consistency, which they all do, you’ve got nothing. You’ve delegated the ability to make up your mind.”

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39. “I have nothing and no one but you, and you’re useless. That’s not a personal commentary. It’s a statement of fact.”

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40. “You know, this all started when they got rid of tax. That’s when everyone started buying out of society. When we had tax, we had a community.”

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41. “I don’t know how anyone can appreciate devotion that slavish. It’s not objective. I have a similar issue with religion.”

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42. “Elizabeth puts her hands on her hips. Elizabeth has shoulder-length brown hair that looks as if it has been cut with a straight razor and a mouth that could have done the cutting. Elizabeth is smart, ruthless, and emotionally damaged; that is, she is a sales representative. If Elizabeth’s brain was a person, it would have scars, tattoos, and be missing one eye. ‘Do you want to ask me a question, Roger? Do you want to ask if I took your donut?”

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43. “To me, though, there’s nothing particularly difficult to understand about a man who murders what he loves, and blames her for it.”

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44. “Roger is a powerful, confident, good-looking man kept awake at nights by the heart-gripping fear that other people don’t think he is powerful, confident, and good-looking.”

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45. “Persuasion stems from understanding. We compel others by learning who they are and turning it against them.”

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46. “You think I need to say something to make it real.”

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