Top 180 Meghan Quinn Quotes (2026 Update)
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51. “Women weren’t put on this earth to please us nor serve us. Women were formed to be companions, partners in crime, and compasses to guide us through right and wrong. They are here to be our rock, our best friend, and the one person we turn to in good times and bad.”

— Meghan Quinn

52. “You’ve invested in everything outside of our marriage and nothing to our marriage. And I just can’t keep fighting for something only one of us wants.”

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53. “No friend of mine is going to date someone who listens to Nickelback. No way in hell.”

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54. “God created blow jobs for one reason: so men can dispense of the moronic sperm.”

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55. “The greatest gift I ever was given was an open heart for the people around me. I loved tenderly, I loved emotionally, and I loved with passion. That love brought me the greatest people in my life, and I know, sitting in my bed, blankets covering my legs, that I will leave this Earth with a legacy. A legacy that doesn’t speak of the work I put into my career, but a legacy in the people I loved.”

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56. “I thought we trusted each other. I thought we’d established a connection, a bond so strong that nothing could penetrate it. I thought we were moving toward more, but apparently, I was wrong, because, with the flip of a switch, he turned on me.”

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57. “I think I might have met my match – and she’s wrapped up in a tiny, feisty, all-American package.”

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58. “Love is funny. It comes in all different shapes and sizes. Sometimes it’s hard to find and sometimes it’s sitting right in front of you, waiting to be recognized. What I learned from all the books I’ve read and from the book that I’m writing is that no matter what, you have to work to find love. It isn’t a given and it isn’t instantaneous. It’s a privilege to find, and should never be taken lightly.”

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59. “Myla is the girl doing cannonballs in the pool on vacation and tossing random items into the deep end so she can impress you by retrieving them within seconds of hitting bottom. She’s not one to lie out by the pool, drink froufrou drinks, and dip her toe in the water momentarily.”

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60. “You might be a future queen, but when it comes to the bedroom, I’m your goddamn king. Got it?”

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61. “When you feel like you’re at your absolute worst, total rock bottom, it could be the universe letting you know that you need to build a new foundation, a stronger one – a foundation that will jumpstart the next chapter in your life.”

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62. “I know. I had no idea what I was getting myself into. I thought it was a book about a nice college girl interviewing a businessman until contracts start to be talked of and kisses happen in elevators. Then before you know it,” Grams wings her hands in the air freely, “penises are flying about and tampons are being pulled out.” Fanning herself, she continues, “I’ve been quite educated.”

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63. “A job, a relationship, where you live – they don’t define you. It’s how you live your life, treat others, and take advantage of every moment presented to you.”

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64. “I lived in San Francisco for many years, and the pigeons there are out of control. And get this, there’s a pigeon rescue where people actually donate money to save them. Who’s deranged enough to do that? The homeless people need food, water, and shelter, and billionaires donate to save the pigeons. Honestly, what is the world coming to?”

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65. “I love what you’ve done with your hair. No doubt the whole bullseye on top of your head is fun for birds when you’re outside.”

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66. “I turn toward Dylan, who’s already reaching into her dress and unclasping her bra. The production crew rotates around us, cleaning up and preparing for tomorrow’s show, ignoring Dylan’s impending freeing of her breasts. They’re used to it by now. They know, when the show’s over and the red light has been turned off, Dylan is reaching into her shirt or dress and taking off her bra. I just wish when she did it, she didn’t grunt like a pig digging for truffles.”

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67. “Who knew a girl in a blue dress would be your kryptonite?”

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68. “Oh, she does want something. I can see it in her far-off gaze. It’s wishful, hopeful, something behind those sultry eyes that she truly, truly wants.”

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69. “What on earth is this?” “An engagement ring,” he says casually. “Uh, this isn’t an engagement ring, this is an ice rink for a family of five.”

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70. “I don’t want to be your friend. I want to be your boyfriend, your goddamn forever.” His hands drive up my sides, holding my ribs, holding on to me tightly. “I want you forever, Em.”

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71. “She’s incredibly intelligent, very book smart, but give her a drink and she becomes the hot-mess express, selling tickets for everyone to see.”

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72. “A man never reveals his true feelings after the fourth encounter. Don’t you know anything about love arcs?”

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73. “I’ve seen the extent he’ll go to in order to deceive someone into making a deal. Who’s to say he wouldn’t do that to my sister?”

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74. “Fear doesn’t determine your future. Fear is what holds you back.”

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75. “Milly stops, turns to Carson, and even though her cheeks are blushing she says, “You’re going to make me puke with all your innuendo. Is that what you want, Carson? For me to puke?” “If she pukes, I puke.” Jason raises his hand, looking concerned. “You know how sensitive I am to vomit. Total trigger for me.”

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76. “What does it feel like to just sit there in denial?” “Comfortable,” I answer.”

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77. “As a true romantic who loves everything about love, I can’t help wondering if there’s a man out there who checks all the boxes of the perfect romcom hero.”

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78. “Sometimes, you have to hold on to the things that tried to tear you down, because it’s good to be reminded why you’re going to succeed.”

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79. “JP smiles sheepishly. “Actually, I have a special guest coming, and I’m meeting up with him in a few to take some pictures.” “A special friend?” Ryot asks. Kelsey comes up and loops her arm through JP’s. “Don’t let him fool you. He’s talking about a pigeon.”

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80. “Note to self: when feeling the music and thrusting hard, keep eyes open. At all times.”

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81. “And what nickname should I use for you?” “You might have to get to know me better to find out.” “Why do I feel like that’s an innuendo to call you daddy?”

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82. “That’s the problem with a small town: it holds an ocean of memories, good and bad, that washes over you every time you step outside your house.”

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83. “It’s about time you stop dreaming and start creating. Don’t wait for things to happen for you – make them happen, Cooper, because I guarantee before you know it, you’re going to be an old fart like myself, not giving a damn about his socks and wondering how life slipped by so quickly.”

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84. “This six-month endeavor has done nothing but make me realize how extremely horny I am, because instead of enjoying this country’s beautiful culture, all I can think about is lifting up every kilt that crosses my path and checking for underwear. I’m a Pervy Pervertson.”

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85. “Ooo, a man who knows when he’s wrong. Be still my heart.”

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86. “No rambling about how I believe the Brentwood Boys book series should be made into a made-for-TV drama, preferably streamed on HBO or Netflix for max nudity purposes.”

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87. “Who’s to say I’m going to see you again?” “Me.” I take out my phone, unlock it, and hand it to her. “Enter your phone number so I can bug you with texts.”

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88. “The door shuts behind us, and I turn to find Huxley bent down on one knee, holding a ring box.”

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89. “Where the hell did Ollie Owens, the pint-sized ballbuster, even come from?”

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90. “What’s our story? How did we meet? How did you propose? How far along am I? Should I be showing? Are we having a boy or a girl? What are the names of the people we’re having dinner with? Why on earth did I sign that GD contract?”

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91. “Your helping heart. You don’t let people see it; you hide it away from the public eye. But as a spectator, having paid close enough attention, I’ve seen it, and it’s beautiful.”

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92. “Good morning,” he says, with a tilt of his cup in my direction, interrupting my thoughts. He holds up the hose and in his best Cousin Eddie impression from Christmas Vacation, he says, “Shitter was full.”

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93. “Days since last male-induced orgasm: Seventy, and I wiped a cobweb from my lady area this morning.”

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94. “I hold my feet up and say, “Shoes. Please take off my shoes.” Huxley points at me, then JP, and says, “Go ahead, remove the shoes.” “Why don’t you remove the shoes?” “Because I’m the older brother, which automatically puts me in the managerial role.” “Are you saying you’ll manage how I take off his shoes?” “Yeah, now take them off.” “How about you both take one off?” I say, wiggling my feet.”

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95. “When I asked you what you’d want if it was a perfect world, you said to work with your sister, move out of your mom’s house, stick it to Angela, erase your student loans, and to have a place where you can lie in the rain without judgment.”

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96. “It’s hard to realize as a wife that you come second, that your opinion doesn’t matter, that you will and can be forgotten.”

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97. “You can’t trust a man with a curly mustache. It just screams deviant.”

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98. “My parents always said, it might be my tenth picture I take that day, but it’s the first for that person, and you always need to make sure to remember that.”

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99. “There comes a time in a girl’s life when she has to reach deep down into her soul, clear the pathways of her inner goddess, and let out her nuclear Satan.”

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100. “Ehhh, that was a little harsh. But before you go and put your judgy face on, you need to know the difference between a nagging mom and a meddling mom.”

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