Top 160 Meghan Quinn Quotes (2025 Update)
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51. “She’s incredibly intelligent, very book smart, but give her a drink and she becomes the hot-mess express, selling tickets for everyone to see.”

— Meghan Quinn

52. “A man never reveals his true feelings after the fourth encounter. Don’t you know anything about love arcs?”

— Meghan Quinn

53. “I think I might have met my match – and she’s wrapped up in a tiny, feisty, all-American package.”

— Meghan Quinn

54. “What does it feel like to just sit there in denial?” “Comfortable,” I answer.”

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55. “Oh, she does want something. I can see it in her far-off gaze. It’s wishful, hopeful, something behind those sultry eyes that she truly, truly wants.”

— Meghan Quinn

56. “I know. I had no idea what I was getting myself into. I thought it was a book about a nice college girl interviewing a businessman until contracts start to be talked of and kisses happen in elevators. Then before you know it,” Grams wings her hands in the air freely, “penises are flying about and tampons are being pulled out.” Fanning herself, she continues, “I’ve been quite educated.”

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57. “I turn toward Dylan, who’s already reaching into her dress and unclasping her bra. The production crew rotates around us, cleaning up and preparing for tomorrow’s show, ignoring Dylan’s impending freeing of her breasts. They’re used to it by now. They know, when the show’s over and the red light has been turned off, Dylan is reaching into her shirt or dress and taking off her bra. I just wish when she did it, she didn’t grunt like a pig digging for truffles.”

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58. “This six-month endeavor has done nothing but make me realize how extremely horny I am, because instead of enjoying this country’s beautiful culture, all I can think about is lifting up every kilt that crosses my path and checking for underwear. I’m a Pervy Pervertson.”

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59. “Sometimes, you have to hold on to the things that tried to tear you down, because it’s good to be reminded why you’re going to succeed.”

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60. “And what nickname should I use for you?” “You might have to get to know me better to find out.” “Why do I feel like that’s an innuendo to call you daddy?”

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61. “I lived in San Francisco for many years, and the pigeons there are out of control. And get this, there’s a pigeon rescue where people actually donate money to save them. Who’s deranged enough to do that? The homeless people need food, water, and shelter, and billionaires donate to save the pigeons. Honestly, what is the world coming to?”

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62. “I don’t want to be your friend. I want to be your boyfriend, your goddamn forever.” His hands drive up my sides, holding my ribs, holding on to me tightly. “I want you forever, Em.”

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63. “I was always the friend, never the lover.”

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64. “No rambling about how I believe the Brentwood Boys book series should be made into a made-for-TV drama, preferably streamed on HBO or Netflix for max nudity purposes.”

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65. “I thought we trusted each other. I thought we’d established a connection, a bond so strong that nothing could penetrate it. I thought we were moving toward more, but apparently, I was wrong, because, with the flip of a switch, he turned on me.”

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66. “If you told me eight years ago that I would be sitting here on my wedding day, Stryder married to the girl I once thought was my forever, Hardie a father to Joey’s baby, and all my boys still alive after the multiple tours we’ve been through, I would have thought you were crazy.”

— Meghan Quinn

67. “I’m pretty sure the one they keep calling Horny is a Disney prince reincarnated.”

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68. “Well from an outsider’s perspective, love seems easy, but when you’re the one in the hot seat, making the decisions, it’s not that easy putting your heart out there, gathering enough courage to fall into the unknown. Love isn’t easy and love isn’t kind; love is something you sacrifice everything for in the hopes that maybe, just maybe, there is a person in this world who will accept you for who you are.”

— Meghan Quinn

69. “Your helping heart. You don’t let people see it; you hide it away from the public eye. But as a spectator, having paid close enough attention, I’ve seen it, and it’s beautiful.”

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70. “That’s the problem with a small town: it holds an ocean of memories, good and bad, that washes over you every time you step outside your house.”

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71. “Kelsey was right – there really is a fine line between love and hate, and we crossed over it.”

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72. “When I asked you what you’d want if it was a perfect world, you said to work with your sister, move out of your mom’s house, stick it to Angela, erase your student loans, and to have a place where you can lie in the rain without judgment.”

— Meghan Quinn

73. “Fear doesn’t determine your future. Fear is what holds you back.”

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74. “I hold my feet up and say, “Shoes. Please take off my shoes.” Huxley points at me, then JP, and says, “Go ahead, remove the shoes.” “Why don’t you remove the shoes?” “Because I’m the older brother, which automatically puts me in the managerial role.” “Are you saying you’ll manage how I take off his shoes?” “Yeah, now take them off.” “How about you both take one off?” I say, wiggling my feet.”

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75. “I did until he broke up with me and told me I was lame because I started a fan fiction for Supernatural.”

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76. “Who knew a girl in a blue dress would be your kryptonite?”

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77. “You can’t trust a man with a curly mustache. It just screams deviant.”

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78. “But that’s the thing you’re not getting, Kelsey. He reacted without thinking, and his reaction was to not trust me. I was about to tell him that I loved him. That he makes me so incredibly happy and every day I’m grateful to wake up in his arms.” Tears flow down my cheeks. “But to him, I’m something he’s willing to throw away over an assumption. Do you see the problem?”

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79. “Your heartbeat is the cadence of my life, and without it in my palm, I’m an aimless wanderer. I don’t ever want to feel that again.”

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80. “It’s about time you stop dreaming and start creating. Don’t wait for things to happen for you – make them happen, Cooper, because I guarantee before you know it, you’re going to be an old fart like myself, not giving a damn about his socks and wondering how life slipped by so quickly.”

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81. “The door shuts behind us, and I turn to find Huxley bent down on one knee, holding a ring box.”

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82. “Ehhh, that was a little harsh. But before you go and put your judgy face on, you need to know the difference between a nagging mom and a meddling mom.”

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83. “Where the hell did Ollie Owens, the pint-sized ballbuster, even come from?”

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84. “I love what you’ve done with your hair. No doubt the whole bullseye on top of your head is fun for birds when you’re outside.”

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85. “What’s our story? How did we meet? How did you propose? How far along am I? Should I be showing? Are we having a boy or a girl? What are the names of the people we’re having dinner with? Why on earth did I sign that GD contract?”

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86. “Note to self: when feeling the music and thrusting hard, keep eyes open. At all times.”

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87. “Sometimes, son, the best things are worth waiting for.”

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88. “There comes a time in a girl’s life when she has to reach deep down into her soul, clear the pathways of her inner goddess, and let out her nuclear Satan.”

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89. “You know, sometimes I think we get caught up in the idea that our jobs make or break us as humans, when that’s not the case at all. A job is a means to make money and provide for yourself. I think it’s the relationships we cultivate, the energy we put out into the world, that define us. You could be a billionaire with all the riches in the world, but that wouldn’t mean your life was truly rich.”

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90. “She specifically told me to crawl into my own scrotum and drown in my sperm. I’m pretty positive when a girl wants my unborn children to kill me, she’s not going to want to talk to me again.”

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91. “You’ve invested in everything outside of our marriage and nothing to our marriage. And I just can’t keep fighting for something only one of us wants.”

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92. “I think we all know what happens when you take your eyes off the broiler; it eats your meal alive and then laughs at you when you’re crying into your burnt and unrecognizable dish.”

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93. “My parents always said, it might be my tenth picture I take that day, but it’s the first for that person, and you always need to make sure to remember that.”

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94. “JP smiles sheepishly. “Actually, I have a special guest coming, and I’m meeting up with him in a few to take some pictures.” “A special friend?” Ryot asks. Kelsey comes up and loops her arm through JP’s. “Don’t let him fool you. He’s talking about a pigeon.”

— Meghan Quinn

95. “Ran into her on the sidewalk. She was looking for a rich boyfriend. I happen to be rich. Therefore, it works out perfectly.”

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96. “Milly stops, turns to Carson, and even though her cheeks are blushing she says, “You’re going to make me puke with all your innuendo. Is that what you want, Carson? For me to puke?” “If she pukes, I puke.” Jason raises his hand, looking concerned. “You know how sensitive I am to vomit. Total trigger for me.”

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97. “When you feel like you’re at your absolute worst, total rock bottom, it could be the universe letting you know that you need to build a new foundation, a stronger one – a foundation that will jumpstart the next chapter in your life.”

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98. “It’s hard to realize as a wife that you come second, that your opinion doesn’t matter, that you will and can be forgotten.”

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99. “Oh Bodi, Double Stuf Oreos are not a manly cookie. Double Stuf Oreos were specifically engineered by Nabisco for raging pregnant women and for those of us riding the red tide into Crampsville, but you’re cute for thinking otherwise.”

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100. “Good morning,” he says, with a tilt of his cup in my direction, interrupting my thoughts. He holds up the hose and in his best Cousin Eddie impression from Christmas Vacation, he says, “Shitter was full.”

— Meghan Quinn