Top 160 Meghan Quinn Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “You abandoned me, left me alone, the one thing I begged you not to do. The one thing you promised you’d never do.” Tears are now coming in droves.”

— Meghan Quinn

2. “You always hear about the people who wish they could go back in time and change their decisions, the steps they took in life. I never believed in that. I always thought, good or bad, every decision you make is a lesson, a path to get you to where you’re going. I don’t think that anymore.”

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3. “I am. I’m very much attached to you, Lottie. I don’t know how you did it, but I’m addicted. You’re not going anywhere.”

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4. “Eccedentesiast. It’s someone who hides their pain behind a smile. We learned quickly how to become masters at this repressive art.”

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5. “It’s called living. Life is short, Georgie. You never know when your time is up, so spend every waking moment you have experiencing what life has to offer. Your clothes will dry, but your memory of this moment will live forever.”

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6. “I feel like I’ve been waiting for you my whole life.”

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7. “There is a difference. Loving someone and being in love with someone. You can love anyone that touches your soul in a way you’ll never replace. Never forget. But being in love with someone, that is reserved for a special person, someone who you see yourself spending the rest of your life with.”

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8. “Consider this your last first date ever.”

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9. “The bond we have, this connection, it’s what the greatest love stories are made of. It’s what I want our story to be made of.”

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10. “Flawsome. Someone who embraces their flaws and still believes they’re awesome.”

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11. “If there’s one thing I learned from being the only girl in my family, it was this. Do not give boys an inch, because they will always take a mile.”

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12. “I love you more than I ever thought it was possible to love someone. And it hit me like a ton of bricks. I need you to be a part of my life, Lottie. I need you to be a permanent fixture. Which is why I came up with this contract.” I.”

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13. “Just because it takes you a little longer to find yourself doesn’t make you pathetic. Remember, we all have our own timelines.”

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14. “Let yourself love. I promise you won’t regret it.”

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15. “Let’s get one thing straight,” he says, his voice menacing. “I don’t have a wandering eye, never have, never will. And I signed a contract with you. That means I belong to you and you belong to me until our obligations are fulfilled within our agreement. Do you understand?”

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16. “Life isn’t some walk in the park where you can make wishes on dandelions. Life is work. Life is a journey of triumphs and sorrows. Of successes and failures. Of learning experiences and growing opportunities. You can’t sit back and expect different results when you’re not doing anything to change.”

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17. “Failure is a part of life. Without failure you never learn, and without trying, you’re never given the chance to fail. So what? If this doesn’t work out, you move on to the next idea. Don’t shortchange yourself because you’re afraid you won’t be able to bring this idea to fruition.”

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18. “You always have to trust that there are good people out there in the world, and even if the bad people have louder mouths, the good people have bigger hearts. And those hearts will outweigh the mouths.”

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19. “She really needs to unclench because the sensation of her butt trying to slice off my finger is completely freaking me out right now. “Debra, I think it might help if you relax a little,” I suggest, praying for the throbbing in my finger to stop from lack of circulation. “How can I relax when you have your finger up my butt and a demonic smile on your face?”

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20. “Say it right now that you don’t want this and I’ll go back to eating my salad. If not, I’m going to eat you.”

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21. “Prove your existence. That’s your new motto to live by. What did you do today to prove your existence, what are you doing tomorrow to prove your existence in this world?”

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22. “Make mistakes, tell the worst truth rather than the best lie, love hard, and be the better man.”

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23. “Sometimes, when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, what you’ve really hit is the foundation for the next chapter in your life.”

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24. “I had a chance to lay it all out on the table, and I didn’t. But that’s the problem with shame. Shame doesn’t like company. Shame’s not something that likes to be shared.”

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25. “She’s more than a catch, she’s absolute perfection.”

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26. “You, uh, you like to choke people?” “No, but there’s something so sexy, so possessive, about being able to hold your girl at the nape of her neck.” “Possessive, are we?” I ask, trying to feel this man out. “I prefer to claim what’s mine.”

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27. “Every person needs a moment in their life of total insanity. A time where there is nothing else you can do but snap in half, wave your arms in the air, and run around like a crazy person, tongue hanging out and insanity in you eyes.”

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28. “You’ve taken my heart. You’ve taken my soul. There’s nothing else left for me to give.”

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29. “Yuck, the mere thought of prancing camel toes gallivanting the streets of New York had me dry heaving.”

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30. “I never judge. Love is love. Lust is lust. As long as everyone gives consent, let people live.”

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31. “Do you think I should?” I ask. “Because you sure as hell didn’t make it easy on me last night when you were accusing me of telling Ellie the truth.” “I know, but – ” “And do you think it was easy on me, seeing the absolute disdain you had for me?” “No, but – ” “And do you think it was easy on me, knowing the man that I trusted, that I was falling for, didn’t trust me to keep him safe with our secret?”

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32. “No friend of mine is going to date someone who listens to Nickelback. No way in hell.”

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33. “Myla is the girl doing cannonballs in the pool on vacation and tossing random items into the deep end so she can impress you by retrieving them within seconds of hitting bottom. She’s not one to lie out by the pool, drink froufrou drinks, and dip her toe in the water momentarily.”

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34. “It’s easy to observe when you sit back and listen, if you truly listen to someone rather than preparing to respond to what they’re saying. It’s the difference in creative listening and reactive listening.”

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35. “Just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, when you don’t think there’s any way you could climb the mountain again to find happiness, you stumble across a trail, one that has its bumps and bruises, but offers a gorgeous outcome.”

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36. “I, uh, asked you to calm your tits, you know, adjust your bust before it combusts.”

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37. “I actually wanted to find out about, why men were so proud of their members. It wasn’t like ladies went around purposefully giving themselves camel toes to show off how big their lady folds were.”

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38. “Have you deep-throated with your head hanging off the bed? Highly recommend. I never enjoyed balls in my face as much as that night.” “Oh, when a nut-sack rests on my eyeball, it’s a strangely comforting thing. Like a cold cucumber, but instead, a pouch full of semen.”

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39. “I will fight someone to their death if they tell me bubble gum is a legitimately tasty artificial flavor. Nothing, and I mean nothing, tastes good in bubble gum flavor other than actual bubble gum.”

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40. “Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it’s inside you until someone pulls it out.”

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41. “I’ve seen him before you two were together and since, and I’m telling you right now, I’ve never seen a man so into a woman as Huxley is into you. He worships you, Lottie.”

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42. “First impressions are meaningless, because not everyone can be on point all the time, and yet, one bad day can ruin us.”

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43. “Marta ripped my butthole right off my body to join my other lady bits in the graveyard of broken and torn private parts.”

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44. “The downside of love is heartache and uncertainty, but the upside of falling is finding an everlasting love that will carry you through a lifetime of happiness.”

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45. “I just hope that one day, when you’ve created the life you deserve, and that beautiful smile has returned to your face, you can forgive me.”

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46. “She’s my person, my best friend, and working with her would be a dream.” She glances at me. “But she can’t afford to hire me, and I need to make money.”

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47. “Women weren’t put on this earth to please us nor serve us. Women were formed to be companions, partners in crime, and compasses to guide us through right and wrong. They are here to be our rock, our best friend, and the one person we turn to in good times and bad.”

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48. “I want to know if you’ve ever been in love. Huxley: Never. No one has even come close to making me feel as though I could spend the rest of my life with them, as if I can’t go another day without laying eyes on them, as if I need them in my arms just to get a solid night’s sleep. I’ve only ever had surface-level relationships with the women I’ve been with.”

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49. “Love is funny. It comes in all different shapes and sizes. Sometimes it’s hard to find and sometimes it’s sitting right in front of you, waiting to be recognized. What I learned from all the books I’ve read and from the book that I’m writing is that no matter what, you have to work to find love. It isn’t a given and it isn’t instantaneous. It’s a privilege to find, and should never be taken lightly.”

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50. “Need a place to stay? I have a seven-bedroom home. Need a date for your reunion? I’m your man. Need me to make a phone call to this ex-boss of yours, let her know she made a huge mistake by letting you go? I’m there for you. Want a job? I can find you one.”

— Meghan Quinn