Top 160 Meghan Quinn Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Eccedentesiast. It’s someone who hides their pain behind a smile. We learned quickly how to become masters at this repressive art.”

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2. “The bond we have, this connection, it’s what the greatest love stories are made of. It’s what I want our story to be made of.”

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3. “Just because it takes you a little longer to find yourself doesn’t make you pathetic. Remember, we all have our own timelines.”

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4. “Failure is a part of life. Without failure you never learn, and without trying, you’re never given the chance to fail. So what? If this doesn’t work out, you move on to the next idea. Don’t shortchange yourself because you’re afraid you won’t be able to bring this idea to fruition.”

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5. “Let yourself love. I promise you won’t regret it.”

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6. “I am. I’m very much attached to you, Lottie. I don’t know how you did it, but I’m addicted. You’re not going anywhere.”

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7. “Do you think I should?” I ask. “Because you sure as hell didn’t make it easy on me last night when you were accusing me of telling Ellie the truth.” “I know, but – ” “And do you think it was easy on me, seeing the absolute disdain you had for me?” “No, but – ” “And do you think it was easy on me, knowing the man that I trusted, that I was falling for, didn’t trust me to keep him safe with our secret?”

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8. “Say it right now that you don’t want this and I’ll go back to eating my salad. If not, I’m going to eat you.”

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9. “I, uh, asked you to calm your tits, you know, adjust your bust before it combusts.”

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10. “I’ve seen him before you two were together and since, and I’m telling you right now, I’ve never seen a man so into a woman as Huxley is into you. He worships you, Lottie.”

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11. “This six-month endeavor has done nothing but make me realize how extremely horny I am, because instead of enjoying this country’s beautiful culture, all I can think about is lifting up every kilt that crosses my path and checking for underwear. I’m a Pervy Pervertson.”

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12. “Sometimes, you have to hold on to the things that tried to tear you down, because it’s good to be reminded why you’re going to succeed.”

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13. “Yuck, the mere thought of prancing camel toes gallivanting the streets of New York had me dry heaving.”

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14. “The downside of love is heartache and uncertainty, but the upside of falling is finding an everlasting love that will carry you through a lifetime of happiness.”

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15. “No rambling about how I believe the Brentwood Boys book series should be made into a made-for-TV drama, preferably streamed on HBO or Netflix for max nudity purposes.”

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16. “I love you more than I ever thought it was possible to love someone. And it hit me like a ton of bricks. I need you to be a part of my life, Lottie. I need you to be a permanent fixture. Which is why I came up with this contract.” I.”

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17. “You abandoned me, left me alone, the one thing I begged you not to do. The one thing you promised you’d never do.” Tears are now coming in droves.”

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18. “Your helping heart. You don’t let people see it; you hide it away from the public eye. But as a spectator, having paid close enough attention, I’ve seen it, and it’s beautiful.”

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19. “It’s called living. Life is short, Georgie. You never know when your time is up, so spend every waking moment you have experiencing what life has to offer. Your clothes will dry, but your memory of this moment will live forever.”

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20. “Myla is the girl doing cannonballs in the pool on vacation and tossing random items into the deep end so she can impress you by retrieving them within seconds of hitting bottom. She’s not one to lie out by the pool, drink froufrou drinks, and dip her toe in the water momentarily.”

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21. “It’s easy to observe when you sit back and listen, if you truly listen to someone rather than preparing to respond to what they’re saying. It’s the difference in creative listening and reactive listening.”

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22. “Need a place to stay? I have a seven-bedroom home. Need a date for your reunion? I’m your man. Need me to make a phone call to this ex-boss of yours, let her know she made a huge mistake by letting you go? I’m there for you. Want a job? I can find you one.”

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23. “I hold my feet up and say, “Shoes. Please take off my shoes.” Huxley points at me, then JP, and says, “Go ahead, remove the shoes.” “Why don’t you remove the shoes?” “Because I’m the older brother, which automatically puts me in the managerial role.” “Are you saying you’ll manage how I take off his shoes?” “Yeah, now take them off.” “How about you both take one off?” I say, wiggling my feet.”

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24. “She’s incredibly intelligent, very book smart, but give her a drink and she becomes the hot-mess express, selling tickets for everyone to see.”

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25. “A man never reveals his true feelings after the fourth encounter. Don’t you know anything about love arcs?”

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26. “Flawsome. Someone who embraces their flaws and still believes they’re awesome.”

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27. “She’s more than a catch, she’s absolute perfection.”

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28. “You, uh, you like to choke people?” “No, but there’s something so sexy, so possessive, about being able to hold your girl at the nape of her neck.” “Possessive, are we?” I ask, trying to feel this man out. “I prefer to claim what’s mine.”

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29. “I did until he broke up with me and told me I was lame because I started a fan fiction for Supernatural.”

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30. “You always hear about the people who wish they could go back in time and change their decisions, the steps they took in life. I never believed in that. I always thought, good or bad, every decision you make is a lesson, a path to get you to where you’re going. I don’t think that anymore.”

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31. “You can’t trust a man with a curly mustache. It just screams deviant.”

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32. “I know. I had no idea what I was getting myself into. I thought it was a book about a nice college girl interviewing a businessman until contracts start to be talked of and kisses happen in elevators. Then before you know it,” Grams wings her hands in the air freely, “penises are flying about and tampons are being pulled out.” Fanning herself, she continues, “I’ve been quite educated.”

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33. “I will fight someone to their death if they tell me bubble gum is a legitimately tasty artificial flavor. Nothing, and I mean nothing, tastes good in bubble gum flavor other than actual bubble gum.”

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34. “Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it’s inside you until someone pulls it out.”

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35. “Prove your existence. That’s your new motto to live by. What did you do today to prove your existence, what are you doing tomorrow to prove your existence in this world?”

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36. “I turn toward Dylan, who’s already reaching into her dress and unclasping her bra. The production crew rotates around us, cleaning up and preparing for tomorrow’s show, ignoring Dylan’s impending freeing of her breasts. They’re used to it by now. They know, when the show’s over and the red light has been turned off, Dylan is reaching into her shirt or dress and taking off her bra. I just wish when she did it, she didn’t grunt like a pig digging for truffles.”

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37. “Every person needs a moment in their life of total insanity. A time where there is nothing else you can do but snap in half, wave your arms in the air, and run around like a crazy person, tongue hanging out and insanity in you eyes.”

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38. “It’s about time you stop dreaming and start creating. Don’t wait for things to happen for you – make them happen, Cooper, because I guarantee before you know it, you’re going to be an old fart like myself, not giving a damn about his socks and wondering how life slipped by so quickly.”

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39. “Marta ripped my butthole right off my body to join my other lady bits in the graveyard of broken and torn private parts.”

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40. “Ehhh, that was a little harsh. But before you go and put your judgy face on, you need to know the difference between a nagging mom and a meddling mom.”

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41. “What’s our story? How did we meet? How did you propose? How far along am I? Should I be showing? Are we having a boy or a girl? What are the names of the people we’re having dinner with? Why on earth did I sign that GD contract?”

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42. “Note to self: when feeling the music and thrusting hard, keep eyes open. At all times.”

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43. “And what nickname should I use for you?” “You might have to get to know me better to find out.” “Why do I feel like that’s an innuendo to call you daddy?”

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44. “There comes a time in a girl’s life when she has to reach deep down into her soul, clear the pathways of her inner goddess, and let out her nuclear Satan.”

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45. “Let’s get one thing straight,” he says, his voice menacing. “I don’t have a wandering eye, never have, never will. And I signed a contract with you. That means I belong to you and you belong to me until our obligations are fulfilled within our agreement. Do you understand?”

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46. “I just hope that one day, when you’ve created the life you deserve, and that beautiful smile has returned to your face, you can forgive me.”

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47. “Make mistakes, tell the worst truth rather than the best lie, love hard, and be the better man.”

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48. “I was always the friend, never the lover.”

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49. “Life isn’t some walk in the park where you can make wishes on dandelions. Life is work. Life is a journey of triumphs and sorrows. Of successes and failures. Of learning experiences and growing opportunities. You can’t sit back and expect different results when you’re not doing anything to change.”

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50. “I think we all know what happens when you take your eyes off the broiler; it eats your meal alive and then laughs at you when you’re crying into your burnt and unrecognizable dish.”

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