Top 50 Michael Buckley Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “You can’t judge the many by the actions of the few.”

— Michael Buckley

2. “The night is young, and by the grace of magic, so are we.”

— Michael Buckley

3. “Please, don’t hate me because I am beautiful.”

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4. “The world is always ruled by a maniac. – Baba Yaga.”

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5. “The only bad ideas are the ones never tried.”

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6. “Trickster, love will be the end of you.”

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7. “If you want a happy ending you have to go out and take it.”

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8. “Don’t disrespect the sword marshmallow.”

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9. “I’m going to teach you the art of swordsmanship-or in other words, how to totally kill someone with a sharp, pointy thing.”

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10. “That’s why crazy people are so dangerous. You think they’re nice until they’re chaining you up in the garage.”

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11. “That woman is hiding something!” she said. “You think everyone’s hiding something.” “And you would hug the devil if he gave you cookies.”

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12. “Welcome to the party,” I say to them as more and more people gather to watch. “I’m telling my friends here that we have to fight together. We have to look after one another. This is about the end of the world, and we have to put aside our hate and fear of one another. If we can’t learn to stand together by tomorrow, we’ll all be lying together dead.” – Lyric.”

— Michael Buckley

13. “I’m the smartest person I know and I’ve never read a book in my life.”

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14. “If only he can get over becoming a NERD.”

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15. “If we have to get married and have a million babies, I hope our relationship will be built on mutual disgust and an endless barrage of ridicule and insults. It feels like the only thing I can count on right now. I don’t want something dumb like respect and affection getting in the way.”

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16. “Wendell turned to the chalkboard and wrote I AM A WORTHLESS FAT-BODY.”

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17. “Nothing like a puppet to give you the willies.”

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18. “Puck was a genuine pain in the butt, but he had powers and those powers made him useful.”

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19. “Animals shouldn’t eat gumdrops! They shouldn’t drink tea or chocolate milk, either.”

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20. “And a utility belt! I’m like an asthmatic Batman!”

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21. “Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? – Uncle Jake.”

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22. “When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?”

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23. “How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be a giant goose again.”

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24. “But know this, if you get killed out there I’m going to fire you.”

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25. “You sick, twisted monster,” Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.”

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26. “Sabrina suggested they burn their orange monkey sweaters and blue heart covered pants but Daphne refused. Granny took Sabrina aside and apologised for the outfit, saying that Mr. Canis might not have been the right choice to shop for girls. After all, he was colour-blind.”

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27. “I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas?”

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28. “I feel like a movie star,” Daphne said as the girls hurried downstairs. “You look like a mental patient,” Sabrina remarked.”

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29. “So this fairy tale is a horror story.”

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30. “Oh really? How about Ms. Longdon, who swore her toilet was haunted?” said Sabrina.”

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31. “He did something so un-Pucklike, Sabrina couldn’t believe it. He got up sat behind her, and let his enormous fairy wings sprout from his back. Then he wrapped them around her to keep the bitter cold away. It was the first truly nice thing the so-called Trickster King had ever done for her.”

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32. “You are a terrible human being,” Daphne croaked. “Woof!” the dog agreed.”

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33. “Pfefferkuchenhaus.”

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34. “I hear noises coming from his mouth but they don’t sound like words,” Daphne said.”

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35. “Listen Relda, stop meddling in our affairs or you’re going to regret it,” said the mayor. “If you don’t want me meddling, then you must really do a better job of covering up your mistakes.”

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36. “Each time she applied her lip gloss, she imagined another fleet of brain cells dying a horrible death.”

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37. “The Big Bad Wolf is asking for my help? The Devil must have his long underwear on today.”

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38. “But most disturbing were his eyes, as they changed into an achingly bright blue color. The same color Canis’s eyes were in the picture Sabrina had found of her family.”

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39. “I look around at the beach where I grew up. This is where everything changed for me. I was just a girl who happened to witness the arrival of a strange race of people from under the sea. One of them was the most beautiful person I ever met. He walked out of the ocean and changed my life forever. – Lyric.”

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40. “I’m going to give you a sentence, a full sentence with a noun and a verb and a possible agitate. I don’t like all these judges running around with their half baked sentences, thats how you get salmonella poisoning.”

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41. “I was going to say he’s aimless,” the witch replied. “I know he’s a bit old to be old to living at home with his mom, but he’s had a difficult time holding a job. He’s worked at Wendy’s, Taco Bell, and Burger King, but it all ends the same way- he challenges his manager to combat, takes over the restaurant, and enslaves his coworkers. Then it’s back to video games.” – Morgan le Fay.”

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42. “You want me to be your boyfriend, don’t you?” Puck taunted. His wings suddenly popped out of his back and he swooped over to Sabrina. Before she knew how to react, the boy kissed her on the lips. A million thoughts ran through Sabrina’s head at once. Puck was annoying. He had dumped her in vats of disgusting glop. He’d put creepy crawlers in her bed. But the most awful thought of them all was the one about the kiss – it was nice.”

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43. “New York City is a place where everyone lived on top of each other, and that was exactly how Sabrina liked it. Living out in the middle of nowhere was dangerous and suspicious.”

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44. “The library spilled onto the floor and into the other rooms. Some books held up wobbly tables, others were literally swept under the rug. Sabrina had once found a book inside the toilet tank.”

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45. “And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?”

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46. “Are you familiar with that play? In fact, we’re almost living it!”

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47. “Keep your distance, men. Don’t be fooled into believing that our enemies are helpless. These ‘girls’, as they call themselves are a crafty bunch. I’ve see inside the thing they call a ‘purse’. It is filled with all kinds of toxic sprays and pointy things they wouldn’t hesitate unleashed on us.”

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48. “Moth, that wasn’t very nice.”

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49. “Sabrina shook off her surprise and together they took turns kicking the stranger.”

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50. “But, Dad! We can’t leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!” Daphne said. “Besides, that’s Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.”

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