Top 7 Michael Ebner Quotes (2025 Update)

Michael Ebner Quote: “Their excessive consumption of fiction was an essential distraction from their broken home.”

1. “Their excessive consumption of fiction was an essential distraction from their broken home.”

2. “People in his everyday – cashiers, bus drivers, teachers – were always much cooler or more evil in his memories. His mind had no time for the mundane – adding creative character and plot embellishments to everyone and everything for his sanity’s survival.”

— Michael Ebner

3. “Sofia was ice. She was ripples. She was the kind of person who’d sneak into the zoo after hours just to paint an extra spot on a giraffe’s neck. She was stubborn. She was lovely. She was the autumn leaf that refused to fall.”

— Michael Ebner

4. “If getting into Heaven was based on interesting elevator conversation then there would be more suits lined up to Hell than the eye could ever see.”

— Michael Ebner

5. “You know mistreating an animal is one thing, because we all like bacon and eggs, but mistreating a human being and a family member, well, that’s just down right unforgivable.”

— Michael Ebner

6. “Do you think there are more good things in life or bad things?”

— Michael Ebner

7. “They’ll make the shorter version of your life come true.”

— Michael Ebner

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