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Top 25 Mike Omer Quotes (2025 Update)

Mike Omer Quote: “Kids have almost three times as many taste buds as adults, so they experience taste differently and prefer simpler tastes.”

1. “Kids have almost three times as many taste buds as adults, so they experience taste differently and prefer simpler tastes.”

Mike Omer Quote: “She never understood people’s urge to say, “I told you so.” It was like taking pride in the fact that you weren’t convincing enough.”

2. “She never understood people’s urge to say, “I told you so.” It was like taking pride in the fact that you weren’t convincing enough.”

Mike Omer Quote: “People loved their dramatic exits.”

3. “People loved their dramatic exits.”

Mike Omer Quote: “A bird in the hand was worth two in the bush. Unless it crapped on your fingers and pecked you. Some birds carried salmonella too.”

4. “A bird in the hand was worth two in the bush. Unless it crapped on your fingers and pecked you. Some birds carried salmonella too.”

Mike Omer Quote: “But death can trickle in during quiet, thoughtful moments. It doesn’t ask for permission, often sneaking into people’s minds before they notice it is there.”

5. “But death can trickle in during quiet, thoughtful moments. It doesn’t ask for permission, often sneaking into people’s minds before they notice it is there.”

Mike Omer Quote: “Libraries had a scent that nothing else did. Was it simply the intermingling smells of old pages, dust, adhesive, and ink? Or did the stories have a scent of their own? If you took papers and book glue and ink and mixed them together, would it smell the same?”

6. “Libraries had a scent that nothing else did. Was it simply the intermingling smells of old pages, dust, adhesive, and ink? Or did the stories have a scent of their own? If you took papers and book glue and ink and mixed them together, would it smell the same?”

Mike Omer Quote: “These days, people gave birth to kids without taking responsibility for them. Instead, they lobbed their children onto society and then complained when crime rose or unemployment got worse.”

7. “These days, people gave birth to kids without taking responsibility for them. Instead, they lobbed their children onto society and then complained when crime rose or unemployment got worse.”

Mike Omer Quote: “He had been told by several people that he drank too much coffee, that it wasn’t good for him. As far as he was concerned, those people were just jealous and cranky because they didn’t drink enough coffee.”

8. “He had been told by several people that he drank too much coffee, that it wasn’t good for him. As far as he was concerned, those people were just jealous and cranky because they didn’t drink enough coffee.”

Mike Omer Quote: “It’s his eighth birthday.” Her mother said eighth as if the number had significance. As if it weren’t simply the number that came after seven.”

9. “It’s his eighth birthday.” Her mother said eighth as if the number had significance. As if it weren’t simply the number that came after seven.”

Mike Omer Quote: “As her thrashing weakened, he considered the mark the noose would leave. Initially, he had wished there would be no mark at all. But he now thought of it as his first gift, a beautiful necklace to signify their bond. Regular people used a ring around a finger. No wonder the divorce rate was so high.”

10. “As her thrashing weakened, he considered the mark the noose would leave. Initially, he had wished there would be no mark at all. But he now thought of it as his first gift, a beautiful necklace to signify their bond. Regular people used a ring around a finger. No wonder the divorce rate was so high.”

Mike Omer Quote: “The plan was now upside down. It was a nalp.”

11. “The plan was now upside down. It was a nalp.”

Mike Omer Quote: “There should be a word to define the pleasure of wearing really comfortable pajamas.”

12. “There should be a word to define the pleasure of wearing really comfortable pajamas.”

Mike Omer Quote: “She had tried yoga, meditation, running, and swimming. So far, nothing cleansed the soul better than a Snickers.”

13. “She had tried yoga, meditation, running, and swimming. So far, nothing cleansed the soul better than a Snickers.”

Mike Omer Quote: “It was a pity because the NYPD frowned upon cops who killed their ex-spouses. But some things were unavoidable.”

14. “It was a pity because the NYPD frowned upon cops who killed their ex-spouses. But some things were unavoidable.”

Mike Omer Quote: “The coffee maker, a ridiculously expensive model bought a year before by Captain Fred Bailey, was the squad’s most treasured possession. As far as Mitchell was concerned, it was more important than any of the detectives.”

15. “The coffee maker, a ridiculously expensive model bought a year before by Captain Fred Bailey, was the squad’s most treasured possession. As far as Mitchell was concerned, it was more important than any of the detectives.”

Mike Omer Quote: “Instagram and Facebook, she’d found out, literally rewired your brain. Likes and comments on a user’s post were found to release bursts of dopamine, which made the user happy. That made sense; everyone enjoyed getting likes on a Facebook post. But this essentially turned the phone into a personal dopamine stimulator. Brain scans showed that in cases of people who were addicted to social media, the brain rewired itself, making them desire more likes, or retweets, or smiling emojis.”

16. “Instagram and Facebook, she’d found out, literally rewired your brain. Likes and comments on a user’s post were found to release bursts of dopamine, which made the user happy. That made sense; everyone enjoyed getting likes on a Facebook post. But this essentially turned the phone into a personal dopamine stimulator. Brain scans showed that in cases of people who were addicted to social media, the brain rewired itself, making them desire more likes, or retweets, or smiling emojis.”

Mike Omer Quote: “He had water in places he couldn’t even speak about in public. They were getting intimate, the rain and him. Much more intimate than Mikey and his current girlfriend were lately.”

17. “He had water in places he couldn’t even speak about in public. They were getting intimate, the rain and him. Much more intimate than Mikey and his current girlfriend were lately.”

Mike Omer Quote: “To Liora, for understanding that serial killers are a valid discussion for our anniversary vacation.”

18. “To Liora, for understanding that serial killers are a valid discussion for our anniversary vacation.”

Mike Omer Quote: “She had managed to creep out a man who performed autopsies for a living. Achievement unlocked.”

19. “She had managed to creep out a man who performed autopsies for a living. Achievement unlocked.”

Mike Omer Quote: “He really did look like a modern version of Humpty Dumpty.”

20. “He really did look like a modern version of Humpty Dumpty.”

Mike Omer Quote: “She fed the papers two by two into the slot, enjoying the view of the papers turned into narrow white ribbons. Shredding was great. She should do it more often.”

21. “She fed the papers two by two into the slot, enjoying the view of the papers turned into narrow white ribbons. Shredding was great. She should do it more often.”

Mike Omer Quote: “Jacob always thought of himself as a morning person, but Marissa knew well that in the first thirty minutes of the day her husband’s cognitive abilities were quite similar to the abilities of a toddler – and not a bright toddler, at that.”

22. “Jacob always thought of himself as a morning person, but Marissa knew well that in the first thirty minutes of the day her husband’s cognitive abilities were quite similar to the abilities of a toddler – and not a bright toddler, at that.”

Mike Omer Quote: “As a negotiator, Abby could face deranged criminals armed to the teeth, holding numerous hostages, while her voice remained measured, each word de-escalating the situation. But when she talked to the guy she was married to for twelve years, her voice automatically adopted the style of nails dragged on a blackboard, and she couldn’t think of a single word to utter aside from expletives.”

23. “As a negotiator, Abby could face deranged criminals armed to the teeth, holding numerous hostages, while her voice remained measured, each word de-escalating the situation. But when she talked to the guy she was married to for twelve years, her voice automatically adopted the style of nails dragged on a blackboard, and she couldn’t think of a single word to utter aside from expletives.”

Mike Omer Quote: “It was that well-known problem of social media – with a perverse twist. When you followed a person online, they always seemed perfect. Their family was the happiest family; their trips were the best trips; every picture was wonderful, enviable, something to be desired. But it hardly ever reflected the truth.”

24. “It was that well-known problem of social media – with a perverse twist. When you followed a person online, they always seemed perfect. Their family was the happiest family; their trips were the best trips; every picture was wonderful, enviable, something to be desired. But it hardly ever reflected the truth.”

Mike Omer Quote: “Secrets were sticky. They could clog your tear ducts if you weren’t careful.”

25. “Secrets were sticky. They could clog your tear ducts if you weren’t careful.”

Mike Omer Quote: “The more closely something artificial resembled a human, the more alien it seemed.”

26. “The more closely something artificial resembled a human, the more alien it seemed.”

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