Top 40 Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Conquering meant one pushed the obstacle out of the way. Total annihilation or domination.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

2. “He spoke like a man who’d been born in a barn and raised by a pile of porn magazines.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

3. “You will marry me. We will be together. I will not discuss this again.” His dark eyes turned into bottomless, black pits. “Capisce?” he growled. Barbarian. Or, is he a medieval bastard? Dammit why didn’t I pay closer attention to time periods in history class?”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

4. “It is called cacophobia, Miss Snow. It is a disorder.” I blinked at him, trying my best not to laugh hysterically and roll on the floor.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

5. “Funny how one man could flourish in the face of uncertainty while it crippled others.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

6. “It was completely unprofessional to speak about your boss like that to someone who wasn’t a trusted friend or family member you leaned on for the requisite boss-venting.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

7. “Cold-blooded? Me? Hardly. I’m the ultimate purveyor of justice, an executioner with a flawless track record and crystal clear conscience.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

8. “A life where you didn’t follow your heart wasn’t a life. And sometimes you just had to make the leap and trust in something that didn’t make sense.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

9. “I get that you have a huge ego and probably don’t want to admit you’re a disgusting, shallow bastard, but don’t hide behind a doctor’s note.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

10. “Now if you’ll excuse me, real life is calling and there’s no room for self-righteous, delusional little girls. Big boys only.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

11. “I am about to step forward to assist, but she seems all right, rubbing her head and apologizing to the entire world. I hope she doesn’t stab herself with a straw or spontaneously combust. Then I’ll never get my coffee. I cannot start my day without it.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

12. “He was more like toilet paper – people needed it but only noticed its importance with lacking.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

13. “I wanted to ruffle this man’s pretty feathers. Then I wanted to pluck them out and make a fancy headband.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

14. “I don’t know, maybe it has something to do with you telling me I found the love of my life and now I have to die to save him. Could.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

15. “You have to believe you deserve the things you want and expect them to happen. Then you need the determination to see them through despite the obstacles.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

16. “Okay. Parachuting on its own? Maybe not so terrifying. Parachuting into a Mexican jungle at night while strapped to an angry Uchben man named Brutus? An unimaginable nightmare that would haunt my every waking moment for the rest of my life.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

17. “By the way, I bought six tubes of lip gloss after seeing you naked.” Oh, wait. “In the photo, I mean.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

18. “Am I really going to die?” Cimil’s face lit up with shock. “Jeez. What kind of goddess do you think I am? We just met, and I only kill people I know.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

19. “Mia. I will never share you. I will never trade you. I will never leave you. You are mine, and I will not let you go.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

20. “Silence!” Mr. Nice Yells. “Or I will begin plucking out eyeballs! Through your buttholes!”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

21. “How was it possible he looked cool and calm and falling to pieces all at once?”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

22. “I realized how love could insulate a person from just about anything. Especially self-love.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

23. “I vote you fire him and then kick his ass so your liability is reduced to only your personal assets versus the company’s.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

24. “Cimil’s eyes lit. “The Niccolo DiConti? What an honor!” Niccolo stood a little taller then. “Yes, I seek your assistance.” Cimil rolled her eyes. “Well, no duh. You didn’t abandon your queen’s side, risking her wrath, to see me in my fabulous birthday suit.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

25. “That sports were theatrical events meant to fill a primal void created by the lack of bloodshed men craved.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

26. “I am the captain of my own crunch.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

27. “She had witnessed Niccolo flag down a blue pickup that night by merely whispering, “Stop your mechanical carriage.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

28. “All right, big boy. I am officially declaring you a dating crime scene.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

29. “What? This jackass just threw me on the floor,” Sadie barked. Carlos shot her a look. “Kitchen now.” Andrus interceded. “I assure you, I am fine. No need to scold the tiny meat wench.” “Meat wench? Someone needs to beat some manners into you.” Smirking, the man raised one dark brow and then glanced at his groin. “You may beat me anytime you like.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

30. “I think it’s because when I look at you, I see us. and we’re beautiful together.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

31. “Becoming leader of this place had been his calling, but Liv had been his destiny.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

32. “Can you believe diss woman!” Nice yells, suddenly appearing at my side. “Another cliffhanger. I will find diss writer woman and compel her to finish di damn story!”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

33. “Cimil watched Helena disappear into the pawnshop. “Ha! Did I tell you this was gonna be drama-tastic, or what?” she said toward the roof of the car. “Just wait ’til you see what I have coming next! That vampire’s gonna be so jealous, his head’s going to spin like a Beyblade.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

34. “When it comes to your looks, the only option in this world that matters is yours.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

35. “In that moment, lying there on the floor in agony, he realized that was why his feelings for Liv had so drastically changed. Earlier, she had actually gotten up and attacked one of the men, trying to protect him. Him. A complete bastard who never did anything for anyone.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

36. “With its ten-foot-high inward sloping walls, slick with algae, I was stuck. “Lord love a duck,” I muttered. “Can this get any worse?”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

37. “Of course, IQ is not the same as being educated. IQ measures the ability to learn, comprehend, and problem solve. Education is the process of acquiring knowledge. These are two separate things, although not entirely unrelated. For example, a person with a superior IQ learns at a faster pace, thus can acquire knowledge faster. However, a person with a superior education can easily outsmart someone with a genius IQ who’s lacking knowledge.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

38. “Yes or no, Vanderhorsssthst?” He glares. “And sink very carefully about your answer because I have cliffhanger on zi brain and I am not happy.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

39. “Books everywhere. Librarian down. Librarian down! I rush to her aid.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

40. “The heat of his sweet breath mixing with hers, his scent filling her lungs, was like a drug made from concentrated sin.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

41. “Hi there, Harper. Are you excited about the new house and baby brother on the way?” It was Austin’s mother. She was a really, really, really ooold woman. Forty.”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff