Top 35 Miranda Cosgrove Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “I don’t need religion to tell me to hate fags.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

2. “I might die if I forget how to breathe.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

3. “Sparks fly, it’s like electricity...”

— Miranda Cosgrove

4. “I love getting my nails done. My mom’s best friend is a manicurist. When I was little, she’d do little paintings on my nails, like flowers.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

5. “I’m on the Web a lot. I like to play games online. Sometimes I play Sims.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

6. “My ideal guy would be funny and fun to be around.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

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7. “Growing up, my next door neighbor was my best friend and an only child too.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

8. “I like James Franco. I think he’s really cute. I remember a while ago there was a rumor going around that he was getting married and all my friends and I were freaking out. Yeah, I think he’s cute!”

— Miranda Cosgrove

9. “My mom is a really good cook. I didn’t get the cooking gene, but she cooks this really amazing dinner every Christmas, and that’s always really fun.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

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10. “One fan asked me to sign their sock -laughs- that was crazy. They just took off their shoe and handed me their sock and asked if I’d sign it.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

11. “I don’t have any siblings, but I have best friends that I have known since kindergarten that I’m protective of. If they call me and tell me someone was mean to them at school – I want to go to school and be mean to that person and try to stand up for them.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

12. “With the ‘iCarly’ soundtrack, I didn’t get to write any of the songs. I just picked songs that meant a lot to me that I really liked.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

13. “I do text a lot. Sometimes, at night, my thumbs hurt because I’ve texted so much, so I definitely text too much.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

14. “I had to take the driver’s test twice. And they don’t make you parallel park anymore, but you can’t hit the curb when you’re backing up. And I hit the curb.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

15. “I really love music but I’ve always wanted to act.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

16. “I feel like I hadn’t given that many classic films, like, a really good chance. I watched ‘Casablanca’ a really long time ago when I was like, 12. I didn’t like it that much, and then when I saw it again in class, I loved it.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

17. “I’ve feel like I’ve been doing TV shows most of my life.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

18. “I’ve been acting for a while, but theater is pretty different. I’ve never been in a play.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

19. “I think the Beatles are a lot of people’s favorite band.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

20. “I love theater. Like, every time I go to New York, I see a play.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

21. “I do home schooling. I went to regular school until fifth grade, and then I started doing home schooling, which it’s completely different. I have a teacher on set with me and I just work with her, one-on-one.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

22. “I love entertaining people and making them laugh. It’s my favorite thing to do.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

23. “Some of my favorite movies are just movies that are just good stories, and aren’t necessarily big budget movies or anything.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

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24. “I like the old, classic scary movies. I love ‘Psycho,’ ‘The Sixth Sense,’ and ‘Poltergeist.’”

— Miranda Cosgrove

25. “My dad went to USC and it always had been very important to me and my family.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

26. “I love making ‘iCarly’ – it’s so much fun, and I love getting the script every week and not really knowing what insane thing I’m going to be doing. It’s just like an adventure every episode; that’s really fun.”

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27. “It’s Crazy when I watch myself on TV. I’m always thinking like ‘oh no how could I have done that’ and I go crazy like seeing these little things that I do that probably other people would never even notice and stuff like that.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

28. “My parents never said I had to be 16 to date, but that has been the rule for all my friends.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

29. “I write songs all the time in my room. I play them for my friends and family.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

30. “I’ve only had one serious boyfriend, but we dated for three years.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

31. “The first time someone called me a role model, I remember thinking, ‘What does that mean?’ But I feel aware of it when I’m reading scripts.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

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32. “My room is never clean. I play ‘Guitar Hero’ all the time and throw things around my room.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

33. “I do have a journal, that I write all my thoughts in every day. So that’s kind of something. I also have a burn box where I write secrets down and put it in a box.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

34. “I’m more into, like, colour than, like, the type of car and stuff. I don’t know much about cars, so I’m just more into picking the right color.”

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35. “I’ve had journals ever since I was really little. Sometimes I write poems and stuff, but for the most part I write down what happens to me during the day that I don’t want to forget. So I have books filled with little things like that.”

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36. “I want to go to college, and I want to keep acting and singing.”

— Miranda Cosgrove

37. “I’ve seen all the Judd Apatow movies, and I’d love to have a really funny little part in one of them some day.”

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38. “A big part of why I wanted to go to college is to meet people and make friends.”

— Miranda Cosgrove