Top 40 Miranda Hart Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don’t fear the future. Dreams do come true.”

— Miranda Hart

2. “Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.”

— Miranda Hart

3. “Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame.”

— Miranda Hart

4. “I think it’s sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out to be the most marvellous thing you ever did.”

— Miranda Hart

5. “We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.”

— Miranda Hart

6. “No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.”

— Miranda Hart

7. “I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I’m happy.”

— Miranda Hart

8. “The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head.”

— Miranda Hart

9. “We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The key is never to compare and try to be something you’re not.”

— Miranda Hart

10. “I’ll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I’m wired badly, I’d say. I’m just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.”

— Miranda Hart

11. “There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It’s magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I’m honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.”

— Miranda Hart

12. “I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.”

— Miranda Hart

13. “I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out – I will gallop.”

— Miranda Hart

14. “The importance of nature. The feeding it gives the soul. The sense it gives of a whole world out there reminding you that you are but a speck, so pop your worries back into the futile box.”

— Miranda Hart

15. “With this decision I think I’ve spared myself a lot of misery. You may look at me and see a slightly frayed, wool-clad woman with an inexplicably hefty rucksack, but I look in the mirror and simply give thanks for all I’ve opted out of.”

— Miranda Hart

16. “I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I’d piped up at 18.”

— Miranda Hart

17. “My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.”

— Miranda Hart

18. “You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.”

— Miranda Hart

19. “No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.”

— Miranda Hart

20. “It’s a real man who can go out with a woman who’s taller than he is. That’s an alpha male right there.”

— Miranda Hart

21. “If I did better... I’d be God.”

— Miranda Hart

22. “Ever feel like you deserve some royal treatment? You should do, you’re amazing. Don’t go forgetting that now, will you? I will have no beating yourself up on my watch! Pretend.”

— Miranda Hart

23. “Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is – I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.”

— Miranda Hart

24. “I don’t know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.”

— Miranda Hart

25. “It’s on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.”

— Miranda Hart

26. “My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.”

— Miranda Hart

27. “I am not married, no. I wasn’t really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture.”

— Miranda Hart

28. “Also, in your 20s, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem.”

— Miranda Hart

29. “I hope your dreams have come or will come true. Or you feel inspired to down tools on what you wrongly thought was making you happy and follow the real dream.”

— Miranda Hart

30. “Pessimism is my default setting.”

— Miranda Hart

31. “I’ve never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I’ve never felt penalised.”

— Miranda Hart

32. “I’m very much in denial that I can’t dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.”

— Miranda Hart

33. “I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It’s eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.”

— Miranda Hart

34. “Everyone – particularly my female friends I speak to – all say ‘I wouldn’t be in my twenties again if I was paid.’ It’s a difficult time.”

— Miranda Hart

35. “To be upset over what you don’t have is to waste what you do have.’ Ken S. Keyes.”

— Miranda Hart

36. “I’m such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.”

— Miranda Hart

37. “I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.”

— Miranda Hart

38. “Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.”

— Miranda Hart

39. “If taking one-self seriously as a woman means committing to a life of grooming, pumicing, pruning and polishing one’s exterior for the benefit of onlookers, then I may as well leave my unwieldy rucksack to the top of a bleak Scottish hill and make my home there under a stone, where I’ll fashion shoes out of mud and clothes out of leaves.”

— Miranda Hart

40. “I started watching some ‘Doctor Who’ recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime – I’m pathetic.”

— Miranda Hart

41. “Have I finally convinced you that it’s always best to be who you are?”

— Miranda Hart