Top 35 Mo Rocca Quotes (2024 Update)

Mo Rocca Quote: “I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I’m feeling sentimental, I’ll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.”

1. “I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I’m feeling sentimental, I’ll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character – teaches people about leadership and cooperation.”

2. “I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character – teaches people about leadership and cooperation.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don’t know when to come down.”

3. “I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don’t know when to come down.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in – the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill – and yet they neglected to include the right to vote.”

4. “Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in – the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill – and yet they neglected to include the right to vote.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine’s Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine’s Day.”

5. “I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine’s Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine’s Day.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.”

6. “One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “Wheel of Fortune was an important SAT prep for me.”

7. “Wheel of Fortune was an important SAT prep for me.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.”

8. “Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother’s apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her.”

9. “If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother’s apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.”

10. “Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie ‘Meet Me in St. Louis,’ office parties and cookies.”

11. “I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie ‘Meet Me in St. Louis,’ office parties and cookies.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I’ll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier – sometimes as early as 5:45 – filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive.”

12. “Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I’ll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier – sometimes as early as 5:45 – filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “I don’t think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn’t be voting. However, we shouldn’t be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups.”

13. “I don’t think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn’t be voting. However, we shouldn’t be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “I’d rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special.”

14. “I’d rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “I know a lot about a few things – mostly useless things.”

15. “I know a lot about a few things – mostly useless things.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America’s electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it’s not that simple.”

16. “Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America’s electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it’s not that simple.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “I mean, you’re gonna be left behind if you don’t appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira.”

17. “I mean, you’re gonna be left behind if you don’t appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.”

18. “When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “I’m in fact a hair under six feet, but I’m very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.”

19. “I’m in fact a hair under six feet, but I’m very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.”

20. “Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar.”

21. “I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “It’s interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.”

22. “It’s interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “Oh, this has got to be something humorus.”

23. “Oh, this has got to be something humorus.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods – so much media. Do books even matter anymore?”

24. “Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods – so much media. Do books even matter anymore?”

Mo Rocca Quote: “Yes, I still love ‘South Park,’ but I also love morning TV now.”

25. “Yes, I still love ‘South Park,’ but I also love morning TV now.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “I still don’t know how to cook and that’s just unacceptable.”

26. “I still don’t know how to cook and that’s just unacceptable.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “I was not a jock in high school. I know, you’re shocked.”

27. “I was not a jock in high school. I know, you’re shocked.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “I’m always working on a few different stories at once, so there’s always some really big coffee table book I’m carrying around.”

28. “I’m always working on a few different stories at once, so there’s always some really big coffee table book I’m carrying around.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “Homemade sweaters are always itchy.”

29. “Homemade sweaters are always itchy.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don’t think it’s funny, but you’re convinced that other people will think it is, well they won’t.”

30. “The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don’t think it’s funny, but you’re convinced that other people will think it is, well they won’t.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “While some of my closest friends were jocks, it seemed that they spoke a different language with each other. Joining in their conversation was fraught with risk.”

31. “While some of my closest friends were jocks, it seemed that they spoke a different language with each other. Joining in their conversation was fraught with risk.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “It’s much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.”

32. “It’s much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “If there’s one thing that everyone can agree on, it’s that, right or wrong, they hate the press.”

33. “If there’s one thing that everyone can agree on, it’s that, right or wrong, they hate the press.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.”

34. “My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.”

Mo Rocca Quote: “Look, not embracing the ‘Today’ show is soooo yesterday.”

35. “Look, not embracing the ‘Today’ show is soooo yesterday.”

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