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Top 10 Moms Mabley Quotes (2025 Update)

Moms Mabley Quote: “Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain’t never killed nobody.”
Moms Mabley Quote: “A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man’s man only as long as he can.”
Moms Mabley Quote: “It’s no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn’t inconvenient.”
Moms Mabley Quote: “Use those brains that God put in your head.”
Moms Mabley Quote: “My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.”
Moms Mabley Quote: “I don’t want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That’s what I’m gonna do with it.”
Moms Mabley Quote: “Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I’m holding him for the police.”
Moms Mabley Quote: “If you don’t want your children to know the truth about life don’t send ’em to the theater to see Moms ’cause I’m gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?”
Moms Mabley Quote: “LOVE is like Playing Checkers. You have to know which Man to MOVE.”
Moms Mabley Quote: “Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house!”
Moms Mabley Quote: “You know Moms has been accused of liking young men, and I’m guilty.”
Moms Mabley Quote: “Black women, white women- all of them. I’m colorblind. I don’t know the difference. I only know you’re a human being and you’re my children.”
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