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Top 40 Natasha Leggero Quotes (2023 Update)

Natasha Leggero Quote: “Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “The idea that you’re supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can’t.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing – is there anything you can do?”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It’s like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “Don’t be intimidated by my outfit, it’s Forever 21.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “Pop culture, it’s crazy. There’s all this violence in video games. In ‘Call of Duty,’ people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let’s protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “I’m not ‘one of the guys.’ I don’t want to pretend to be one on stage. I’m not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “I’m not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the ‘Fast and Furious’ franchise.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, ‘Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole time I’m home?’ And my mother said, ‘You used to talk like that, too, Tasha.’ And I said, ‘Yes, but you see, I’ve reinvented myself. Do you have any idea who I think I am?’”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I’m not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress – big difference.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn’t think were funny. It’s important to pay attention also to what people are laughing at when you are just talking in regular conversation. Often that is when you are truly being yourself.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “The more developed your abs, the less time you’ve spent reading.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber’s calf, he would’ve never started Christianity.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ’s playlist.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “My friends who have babies can’t do anything. You can’t go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “I don’t see the point of watching men exercise.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “Justin’s fan are called Beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “There are different types of art, and you just have to follow where things take you. It helps me with my desire to perform live. That’s something that a lot of actors and actresses don’t get to experience on a regular basis.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “How are you gonna make an ‘idol’ from the type of person you’re trying to avoid in real life?”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it’s interesting terrain to talk about and expose.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “In general, comedians are attracted to vice.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “For comedians, we’re all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “Male comics are always coming up to me and they’re like ‘Hey Natasha. Don’t you think you’re a little attractive to be a comedian?’ and I’m like ‘Don’t you think you’re a little ugly to be talking to me?’”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “It’s a human instinct to be known.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.”
Natasha Leggero Quote: “Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?”
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