Top 90 Navessa Allen Quotes (2026 Update)
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51. “Alyssa Cappellucci,” he said. “Will you marry me so I can spend the rest of my life chasing you?”

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52. “You’re deranged. You know that?” I shrugged. Deranged. Protective. Same thing.”

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53. “What are you going to do instead?” she asked. “I’m considering joining the priesthood.” She grinned. “Does that mean I’ll get to call you Daddy?” I nearly choked. “Isn’t it Father?” “Tomato, tomahto.”

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54. “I tugged her closer, petrified on her behalf, on behalf of all women, because men like Brad were something they had to worry about constantly.”

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55. “I need so much more therapy than I’m currently getting.”

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56. “One showed a tubby little raccoon ambling past my back door, and I saved it to my photos to rewatch it later because even though I knew they were wild animals and carriers of the rabies virus, every time I saw a trash panda, I wanted to pick it up and smoosh it.”

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57. “You owe him a favor, remember? His payment for all this is dinner once a month with the family.” I turned to Josh, wide-eyed. “Am I being Gilmored right now?” He nodded. “Yup. He’s going full Emily on you.”

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58. “Praise kink: unlocked.”

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59. “One day, I would learn to stop being such a smartass, but today was not that day.”

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60. “Maybe it was time to accept the fact that I wasn’t normal, and I never would be. I wanted things most people didn’t, craved darkness and depravity instead of light and love. I’d been fighting my nature for as long as I could remember, and I was tired of it.”

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61. “Don’t boss me around or I’ll come.”

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62. “She huffed out a laugh. “What can I say? I’m a sucker for homemade trail mix.”

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63. “I won’t do it if you don’t promise to be a good boy,” she crooned. Praise kink: unlocked.”

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64. “Okay, that was fair. But still. “Look, I had good reason to worry. Your roommate broke into my house and planted a camera there. And also hacked into my work to watch me.” Instead of being appropriately horrified, Tyler laughed. “Finally, someone to take some of the burden of his love off my shoulders.”

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65. “You never gave me an answer,” Josh said, snapping me out of my dark thoughts. “About what?” “Whether or not you’re my girlfriend.”

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66. “Tyler liked to leave his socks lying around, but he’d been doing it less and less. He complained the other day that he was running out of them and the dryer must be eating them somehow. It wasn’t. I was throwing them away to try and break his bad habit.”

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67. “And what had I tried to do? Push him away? Why did I think I didn’t get to have good things?”

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68. “Reader, I puke-laughed. And, no. I do not recommend it.”

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69. “And no, Lucius did not appreciate being asked if he’d learned any fun new spells recently. I still wasn’t convinced he wasn’t some kind of wizard. The fact that he’d spent the last our and half trying to set me on fire with his eyes was suspicious as hell.”

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70. “Help me,” I whimpered, Batman-style, and yes, it was just as pathetic as it sounds. “Oh my god,” she said with a shaky laugh. “You’re not blind. Your dumb baklava slid sideways.”

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71. “Does he have his quirks? Yes. Will you get annoyed at the way he turns everything into a joke? Sooner than you expect. But Josh is the kind of ride-or-die you could go to with a body, and he’d help you hide it.” I choked on my coffee. If only Tyler knew how true that statement was.”

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72. “Alec threw his shovel aside and dropped to his knees. “What’s in the box?” he yelled, doing his best Brad Pitt impersonation.”

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73. “Taking care of her felt good. It was clear to me from what I’d seen that someone needed to, and I’d be damned if I let another man do it.”

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74. “Every time I got around pregnant women and they started talking about what they were going through, it made me question whether or not I wanted to have kids, or at least whether or not I wanted to bear them myself. Surrogacy or adoption were looking real tempting right now.”

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75. “And then I was shaking, sobbing, legs slamming together and clamping down on his wrist as he tore the most soul-shattering orgasm I’d ever had from my ruined body.”

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76. “I thought we could spend some quality time together as a family. You, me. Our maladjusted son who just scooted his butt across the carpet behind you.”

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77. “Am I being Gilmored right now?” He nodded. “Yup. He’s going full Emily on you.”

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78. “Josh turned toward it and yelled, Batman-style, “Have you no respect for our alone time?” Yowl. “I’m not having this argument with you, young man!” Josh called back. Yowl. “Excuse you, sir. You better not talk to your mother like that when I’m not around.”

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79. “My breathing picked up as I stared down at my phone, nipples peaking beneath my scrubs. I was like a Pavlovian dog for him, but instead of drooling over the anticipation of food, I got wet somewhere else over the expectation of pleasure.”

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80. “I love you,” I told her, unable to keep it in any longer. “I know,” she said. “You do?” She nodded, her hair tickling my forehead. “Yeah, you’ve been saying it in your sleep for the past week.”

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81. “No,” Aly said. “There is absolutely no way. What did you do? Cover yourself in catnip? He hates men.” Now, why did that little piece of information suddenly make me feel so special?”

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82. “On principle, I didn’t trust anyone who didn’t like cats, so they’d never be around to judge me anyway.”

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83. “Fred came running right up to me, his tail held high and mouth wide open as he sang me the song of his people.”

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84. “Never saw the point of small talk. It’s just useless words people throw around while they wait for someone to say something meaningful.”

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85. “Run, Lauren,” I said, unable to stop myself. “Make it good for both of us.”

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86. “Nothing is ever black and white, not even the mob.”

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87. “I checked to see if Fred was not in the room. What i was about to do to his mother, no child should see.”

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88. “What was it about smartass men that was so attractive?”

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89. “I prefer the couple who slays together, stays together.”

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90. “Please, God. Don’t let her have a fisting kink, I thought. Being used like a puppet was not something I wanted to experience.”

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91. “Specifically, thirst traps of men wearing some sort of mask. My obsession with them started at the beginning of autumn when this subgenre of videos rose to the spotlight every year, thanks to horny book lovers and lusty lurkers like me.”

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92. “I’m only willing to allow you a few days. After that, I’m coming for you, baby, whether you’re ready or not. And until then, I’ll be watching.”

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93. “Now that I know that, all I want to do is keep you locked in this house, naked.” “Smash. Next question.”

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94. “I’d love to see how a coward like you holds up against a fully conscious woman.”

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95. “Grab her hand in the streets and her hair in the sheets.”

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96. “It would be a nonstop campaign of terror. Roadkill left on their cars. Thumbtacks in their shoes. Random pizzas delivered to their house with notes saying they were sent from the feds. They would never know peace again.”

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