Top 90 Navessa Allen Quotes (2026 Update)

1. “Never taunt the man with the power to tie you up.”

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2. “And after all, if I always assumed the worst and the worst didn’t come to pass, I might sometimes be relieved instead of constantly disappointed and angry.”

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3. “He’s ruthless; a walking red flag. Good thing red is my favorite color.”

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4. “No. Goddamnit. I did not need a brat kink on top of my newly awakened praise kink. The two were supposed to cancel each other out, not act as amplifiers.”

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5. “Hotness is not a redeemable character trait. It’s actually not a character trait at all.”

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6. “Nice stache, Porno Joe.” Great. Smart-assery ran in Aly’s family.”

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7. “She made me feel alive. She made me want to fight to keep living, to not let the monsters and the darkness win, because it was so much better being surrounded by her light. And if her penchant for taser play had taught me anything, she could more than put me in my place if necessary. She was my match, my queen, and I would spend the rest of my life worshipping her like one if she let me.”

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8. “No. Goddammit. I did not need a brat kink on top of my newly awakened praise kink... Please god. Don’t let her have a fisting kink, I thought. Being used like a puppet was not something I wanted to experience.”

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9. “He’d dragged me out of the gray world I’d been living in and taught me how to see colors again.”

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10. “Please, God. Don’t let her have a fisting kink, I thought. Being used like a puppet was not something I wanted to experience.”

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11. “One day, I would learn to stop being such a smartass, but today was not that day.”

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12. “You’re not blind. Your dumb baklava slid sideways.”

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13. “I cocked a brow at her. “Alpha, huh? Is that something out of your porno books?” She rolled her eyes. “They’re called spicy romances, and they’ve taught me as much about myself as your masktok account has.”

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14. “And when he smiled and those dimples appeared? It triggered ovulation. You couldn’t convince me otherwise. Not after the way I stood there staring at him while my ovaries donned their warpaint and started metaphorically chucking eggs at the man.”

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15. “Taking a deep breath, I turned her back around to face the wall, whispering into her ear, “Only for you, Lo.” And then I dropped to my knees.”

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16. “You’re going to sit. I’m going to play.”

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17. “I stabbed the knife down. Straight into the corner of her mattress. She clapped her hands over her mouth to muffle her horrified scream. I crooked a finger at her, beckoning her forward. “Come here, Aly,” I said, wrapping my other hand around the knife handle so there would be no mistaking my intent. “I want to watch you ride it.”

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18. “Don’t pull out. I want to feel you unload inside me.”

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19. “Get on your knees and pray.”

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20. “One showed a tubby little raccoon ambling past my back door, and I saved it to my photos to rewatch it later because even though I knew they were wild animals and carriers of the rabies virus, every time I saw a trash panda, I wanted to pick it up and smoosh it.”

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21. “It felt like my brain short-circuited. It felt like I died. It felt like I spoke to the Devil, and the Devil told me he was proud of what we’d just done.”

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22. “Don’t boss me around or I’ll come.”

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23. “She huffed out a laugh. “What can I say? I’m a sucker for homemade trail mix.”

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24. “My entire life was devoted to caring for others. i wanted someone to take care of me for once. I wanted someone to want me. No, need me. I wanted a man so obsessed that he hacked into cameras to watch me when he couldn’t sleep. I wanted him to monitor my location data, order me a home security system so no one else could break into my house, and threaten to murder anyone who hurt me.”

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25. “The corner of the bed is right behind you,” he said. “I’m going to guide you down. The knife handle has a thick guard on it, and the blade is stuck deep enough that it shouldn’t move, but I’m still going to keep a hand under you, both as a barrier and to hold it in place.” “But your hands are hurt,” I said. “I like the pain.”

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26. “Goddamn it. He was going to be my undoing, wasn’t he?”

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27. “This is something I’ve dreamed about for months, and I’m not going to deny myself a chance to touch you just because we’re in a fight.” Awww. Our first official fight.”

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28. “Am I being Gilmored right now?” He nodded. “Yup. He’s going full Emily on you.”

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29. “I don’t want to clip your wings, Lo. I want to see you fly.”

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30. “My breathing picked up as I stared down at my phone, nipples peaking beneath my scrubs. I was like a Pavlovian dog for him, but instead of drooling over the anticipation of food, I got wet somewhere else over the expectation of pleasure.”

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31. “On principle, I didn’t trust anyone who didn’t like cats, so they’d never be around to judge me anyway.”

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32. “Specifically, thirst traps of men wearing some sort of mask. My obsession with them started at the beginning of autumn when this subgenre of videos rose to the spotlight every year, thanks to horny book lovers and lusty lurkers like me.”

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33. “She was my match, my queen, and I would spend the rest of my life worshipping her like one if she let me.”

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34. “That’s me, a real gentleman. Grab her hand in the streets and her hair in the sheets.”

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35. “What are you going to do instead?” she asked. “I’m considering joining the priesthood.” She grinned. “Does that mean I’ll get to call you Daddy?” I nearly choked. “Isn’t it Father?” “Tomato, tomahto.”

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36. “I tugged her closer, petrified on her behalf, on behalf of all women, because men like Brad were something they had to worry about constantly.”

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37. “I need so much more therapy than I’m currently getting.”

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38. “You owe him a favor, remember? His payment for all this is dinner once a month with the family.” I turned to Josh, wide-eyed. “Am I being Gilmored right now?” He nodded. “Yup. He’s going full Emily on you.”

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39. “Praise kink: unlocked.”

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40. “Maybe it was time to accept the fact that I wasn’t normal, and I never would be. I wanted things most people didn’t, craved darkness and depravity instead of light and love. I’d been fighting my nature for as long as I could remember, and I was tired of it.”

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41. “I won’t do it if you don’t promise to be a good boy,” she crooned. Praise kink: unlocked.”

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42. “Okay, that was fair. But still. “Look, I had good reason to worry. Your roommate broke into my house and planted a camera there. And also hacked into my work to watch me.” Instead of being appropriately horrified, Tyler laughed. “Finally, someone to take some of the burden of his love off my shoulders.”

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43. “You never gave me an answer,” Josh said, snapping me out of my dark thoughts. “About what?” “Whether or not you’re my girlfriend.”

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44. “Tyler liked to leave his socks lying around, but he’d been doing it less and less. He complained the other day that he was running out of them and the dryer must be eating them somehow. It wasn’t. I was throwing them away to try and break his bad habit.”

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45. “And what had I tried to do? Push him away? Why did I think I didn’t get to have good things?”

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46. “Reader, I puke-laughed. And, no. I do not recommend it.”

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47. “And no, Lucius did not appreciate being asked if he’d learned any fun new spells recently. I still wasn’t convinced he wasn’t some kind of wizard. The fact that he’d spent the last our and half trying to set me on fire with his eyes was suspicious as hell.”

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48. “Help me,” I whimpered, Batman-style, and yes, it was just as pathetic as it sounds. “Oh my god,” she said with a shaky laugh. “You’re not blind. Your dumb baklava slid sideways.”

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49. “Does he have his quirks? Yes. Will you get annoyed at the way he turns everything into a joke? Sooner than you expect. But Josh is the kind of ride-or-die you could go to with a body, and he’d help you hide it.” I choked on my coffee. If only Tyler knew how true that statement was.”

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50. “Alec threw his shovel aside and dropped to his knees. “What’s in the box?” he yelled, doing his best Brad Pitt impersonation.”

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