Top 150 Ned Vizzini Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Dreams are only dreams until you wake up and make them real.”

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2. “I didn’t want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that’s really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you’re so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.”

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3. “I feel dead, wasted, awful, broken and useless. It’s not the kind of feeling you forget.”

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4. “I can’t eat and I can’t sleep. I’m not doing well in terms of being a functional human, you know?”

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5. “I’m not afraid of dying, I’m afraid of living.”

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6. “I don’t know how I can be so ambitious and so lazy at the same time.”

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7. “Life’s not about feeling better, it’s about getting the job done.”

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8. “So why am I depressed? That’s the million-dollar question, baby, the Tootsie Roll question; not even the owl knows the answer to that one. I don’t know either. All I know is the chronology.”

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9. “I didn’t want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that’s really sad.”

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10. “I wanted to tell people, “My depression is acting up today” as an excuse for not seeing them, but I never managed to pull it off.”

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11. “Sometimes I just think depression’s one way of coping with the world. Like, some people get drunk, some people do drugs, some people get depressed. Because there’s so much stuff out there that you have to do something to deal with it.”

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12. “It’s tough to get out of bed; I know that myself. You can lie there for an hour and a half without thinking anything, just worrying about what the day holds and knowing that you won’t be able to deal with it.”

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13. “I don’t owe people anything, and I don’t have to talk to them any more than I feel I need to.”

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14. “And when you say the truth you get stronger.”

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15. “People are screwed up in this world. I’d rather be with someone screwed up and open about it than somebody perfect and ready to explode.”

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16. “Life is a nightmare.”

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17. “I wasn’t gifted. Mom was wrong. I was just smart and I worked hard. I had fooled myself into thinking that was something important to the rest of the world. Other people were complicit in this ruse. Nobody had told me I was common.”

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18. “That made me happy. That was my Anchor.”

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19. “If you can’t get out of bed for long enough, people come and take your bed away.”

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20. “That’s what gets me through the day. Knowing that I could do it. That I’m strong enough to do it and I can get it done.”

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21. “I work. And I think about work, and I freak out about work, and I think about how much I think about work, and I freak out about how much I think about how much I think about work, and I think about how freaked out I get about how much I think about how much I think about work.”

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22. “I’m jealous of her. Can you be jealous of your mom for being able to handle things? I couldn’t take a day off, take a dog to the vet, and cook dinner. That’s like three times too much stuff for me to get done in one day. How am I ever going to have my own house?”

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23. “Depression starts slow.”

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24. “That’s the number one thing I hear about humans. You have all these choices, so you’re confused all the time, and you think so much that you’re never happy.”

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25. “I like how you don’t hide your problems like everyone else, and I don’t have to hide mine when I’m around you.”

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26. “If there is a next life, I hope it’s in the past; I don’t think the future will be any more handleable. I think it’s a little harsh how the END button is red.”

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27. “We look into each other’s eyes as we shake. His are still full of death and horror, but in them I see my face reflected, and inside my tiny eyes inside his, I think I see some hope.”

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28. “See, when you mess something up, you learn for the next time. It’s when people compliment you that you’re in trouble. That means they expect you to keep it up.”

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29. “I had fooled myself into thinking that I was something important to the rest of the world.”

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30. “Some of the most profound truths about us are things that we stop saying in the middle.”

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31. “A person’s relationship with food is one of their most important relationships.”

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32. “I’m done with those; regrets are an excuse for people who have failed.”

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33. “We’re all animals, high school is animals, but some of us are more animal than others. Like in ‘Animal Farm,’ which I read, all animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others? Here in the real world, all equals are created animal, but some are more animal than others.”

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34. “Life can’t be cured, but it can be managed.”

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35. “I had hurt her feelings, I found out later; I didn’t know I had that power.”

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36. “See, because being Cool is obviously the most important thing on earth. It’s more important than getting a job, or having a girlfriend, or political power, or money, because all those things are predicated by Coolness.”

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37. “I’m smart but not enough – just smart enough to have problems.”

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38. “The Shift is coming. The Shift has to be coming. Because if you keep living like this you’ll die.”

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39. “Some days I woke up and got out of bed and brushed my teeth like any normal human being; some days I woke up and laid in bed and looked at the ceiling and wondered what the hell the point was of getting out of bed and brushing my teeth like any normal human being.”

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40. “I should be a success and I’m not and other people- younger people- are. Younger people than me are on TV and getting their lives in order. I’m still a nobody. When am I going to not be a nobody?”

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41. “I owe her everything and I love her and I tell her these days, although every time I say it, it gets a little diluted. I think you run out of I love yous.”

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42. “I was already obsessed. The test had offended me by giving me questions I couldn’t answer. I intended to kill it.”

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43. “That’s all I can do. I’ll keep at it and hope it gets better.”

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44. “And I could have died right then. And considering how things went, I really should have.”

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45. “I’m still a nobody, when am I not going to be a nobody?”

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46. “I’m young, but I’m already screwing up my life. I’m smart but not enough – just smart enough to have problems.”

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47. “I waste at least an hour every day lying in bed. Then I waste time pacing. I waste time thinking. I waste time being quiet and not saying anything because I’m afraid I’ll stutter.”

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48. “My family shouldn’t have to put up with me. They’re good people, solid, happy. Sometimes when I’m with them I think I’m on television.”

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49. “So now live for real, Craig. Live. Live. Live. Live.”

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50. “I found myself jealous of the people who wrote the books. They were dead and they were still taking up my time. Who did they think they were?”

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