Top 7 Nick Pageant Quotes (2024 Update)

Nick Pageant Quote: “Now I was truly offended. “I don’t read romance novels,” I hissed, “I read gay fiction.”

1. “Now I was truly offended. “I don’t read romance novels,” I hissed, “I read gay fiction.”

2. “She’s a lot more than nice,” Gran said with a leer, “after our last date, I came home with my face looking like a glazed donut. That gal’s juices are flowing. She must be on some kind of hormone replacement therapy.” “Gran!”

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3. “I like trees, they will someday be books.”

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4. “Can we all agree that the sexiest thing in the world is a nice ass in a jockstrap? Is there anything better in creation? I think not.”

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5. “Nothing says I love you like a pre- lubricated butthole.”

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6. “I got several slaps on my bare ass from the strangers who had just watched me take a beating. I decided boxing is super-gay.”

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7. “He dropped in front of me and did the leg spread. Lycra is proof that God exists.”

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