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Top 25 Norman Wisdom Quotes (2025 Update)

Norman Wisdom Quote: “Such is life and life is such and after all it isn’t much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.”

1. “Such is life and life is such and after all it isn’t much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”

2. “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.”

3. “I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.”

4. “It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.”

5. “I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.”

6. “At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.”

7. “It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “I can never tell a joke, I’ve always found it easier to just fall over.”

8. “I can never tell a joke, I’ve always found it easier to just fall over.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland – I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.”

9. “I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland – I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “You know I’ve got a chum, a smashing mate, he’s got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It’s true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.”

10. “You know I’ve got a chum, a smashing mate, he’s got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It’s true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven’t got that, it’s very sad.”

11. “My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven’t got that, it’s very sad.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.”

12. “All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “I don’t know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.”

13. “I don’t know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “But no, I’ve just been very lucky. But I’ve worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.”

14. “But no, I’ve just been very lucky. But I’ve worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “I’ve always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It’s as simple as that.”

15. “I’ve always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It’s as simple as that.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes – which I do easily – and then there are people who like the falling over.”

16. “There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes – which I do easily – and then there are people who like the falling over.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “I like consistency. If you’ve had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.”

17. “I like consistency. If you’ve had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “I do play drums when I’m on tour.”

18. “I do play drums when I’m on tour.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place.”

19. “My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “I owe everything to the army.”

20. “I owe everything to the army.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “I’ve an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.”

21. “I’ve an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there.”

22. “In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “I’ve got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.”

23. “I’ve got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true – I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.”

24. “I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true – I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.”

25. “I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.”

— Norman Wisdom

Norman Wisdom Quote: “I’ve been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.”

26. “I’ve been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.”

— Norman Wisdom

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