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Top 15 Pat Condell Quotes (2025 Update)

Pat Condell Quote: “On the other hand, and let’s face it, there’s always another hand, unless you’re a Saudi Arabian shoplifter of course, hurt feelings can be quite traumatic. I’ve heard that it can take seconds, sometimes even minutes, to get over it.”

1. “On the other hand, and let’s face it, there’s always another hand, unless you’re a Saudi Arabian shoplifter of course, hurt feelings can be quite traumatic. I’ve heard that it can take seconds, sometimes even minutes, to get over it.”

— Pat Condell

Pat Condell Quote: “Q: Prove God doesn’t exist. A: That’s a tough one. Show me how it’s done by proving Zeus and Apollo don’t exist, and I’ll use your method.”

2. “Q: Prove God doesn’t exist. A: That’s a tough one. Show me how it’s done by proving Zeus and Apollo don’t exist, and I’ll use your method.”

— Pat Condell

Pat Condell Quote: “What is the difference between a Doctor of Medicine and a Doctor of Theology? One prescribes drugs, while the other might as well be on drugs.”

3. “What is the difference between a Doctor of Medicine and a Doctor of Theology? One prescribes drugs, while the other might as well be on drugs.”

— Pat Condell

Pat Condell Quote: “Nobody should be compelled to respect an ideology that doesn’t respect them.”

4. “Nobody should be compelled to respect an ideology that doesn’t respect them.”

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Pat Condell Quote: “Well it’s a gloomy, rainy old day to be here in London, but it could be worse; I could be in Saudi Arabia where men are men, and women are cattle. Can I say that?”

5. “Well it’s a gloomy, rainy old day to be here in London, but it could be worse; I could be in Saudi Arabia where men are men, and women are cattle. Can I say that?”

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Pat Condell Quote: “Freedom of thought, freedom of speech, freedom of identity. This is my Holy Trinity, each one an intrinsic aspect of my god: Freedom, the Holiest of Holies. Yes it bloody well is. It is absolutely sacred and inviolable, beyond any negotiation or compromise, now and forever. Amen.”

6. “Freedom of thought, freedom of speech, freedom of identity. This is my Holy Trinity, each one an intrinsic aspect of my god: Freedom, the Holiest of Holies. Yes it bloody well is. It is absolutely sacred and inviolable, beyond any negotiation or compromise, now and forever. Amen.”

— Pat Condell

Pat Condell Quote: “Religion disapproves of original thought the way Dracula does sunlight.”

7. “Religion disapproves of original thought the way Dracula does sunlight.”

— Pat Condell

Pat Condell Quote: “It does seem quite ironic to me that the very people who clearly have made no attempt to think for themselves are always the most vocal in demanding respect for their “ideas”.”

8. “It does seem quite ironic to me that the very people who clearly have made no attempt to think for themselves are always the most vocal in demanding respect for their “ideas”.”

— Pat Condell

Pat Condell Quote: “Being called close-minded by religious people is a bit like being called yellow by a bunch of bananas.”

9. “Being called close-minded by religious people is a bit like being called yellow by a bunch of bananas.”

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Pat Condell Quote: “The best thing about religion is that it’s so transparently absurd it can’t possibly last forever. I’m convinced it will only take a small shift in human consciousness for it to be laughed off the planet, and I hope I’m still around when that happens.”

10. “The best thing about religion is that it’s so transparently absurd it can’t possibly last forever. I’m convinced it will only take a small shift in human consciousness for it to be laughed off the planet, and I hope I’m still around when that happens.”

— Pat Condell

Pat Condell Quote: “Suspicion of, or dislike of, Islam is not a phobia. It’s an honest, healthy reaction to the evidence that has been provided. But.”

11. “Suspicion of, or dislike of, Islam is not a phobia. It’s an honest, healthy reaction to the evidence that has been provided. But.”

— Pat Condell

Pat Condell Quote: “Freedom requires religion like a slug requires salt.”

12. “Freedom requires religion like a slug requires salt.”

— Pat Condell

Pat Condell Quote: “People keep framing this as a religious freedom issue, but there’s a difference between practicing your religion – which everyone has the right to do – and rubbing your religion in people’s faces as a triumphalist political statement, which is what’s happening here.”

13. “People keep framing this as a religious freedom issue, but there’s a difference between practicing your religion – which everyone has the right to do – and rubbing your religion in people’s faces as a triumphalist political statement, which is what’s happening here.”

— Pat Condell

Pat Condell Quote: “But it seems to me that if God had intended for you to cover your face then, in His wisdom, He would have provided you with a flap of skin for the purpose.”

14. “But it seems to me that if God had intended for you to cover your face then, in His wisdom, He would have provided you with a flap of skin for the purpose.”

— Pat Condell

Pat Condell Quote: “If you’re looking at the Bible for a guide to living a compassionate, wise and humane life, well, frankly you’ve got more chance of finding a lap dancing club in Mekka or a virgin in a catholic orphanage.”

15. “If you’re looking at the Bible for a guide to living a compassionate, wise and humane life, well, frankly you’ve got more chance of finding a lap dancing club in Mekka or a virgin in a catholic orphanage.”

— Pat Condell

Pat Condell Quote: “Now, the past has plenty to teach us, but I don’t think it should be allowed to detain us against our will.”

16. “Now, the past has plenty to teach us, but I don’t think it should be allowed to detain us against our will.”

— Pat Condell

Pat Condell Quote: “Centuries ago religion may have had a role to play in maintaining social order, but now it’s a threat to social order.”

17. “Centuries ago religion may have had a role to play in maintaining social order, but now it’s a threat to social order.”

— Pat Condell

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