Top 40 Patrick Thomas Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Marriage is not something to be entered into lightly, but with your whole heart and soul. If done right, it should be forever. And.”

— Patrick Thomas

2. “Hermes was always moving, even when he stood still. Think of him as a god with ADHD on a double espresso in a room full of shiny objects. Some.”

— Patrick Thomas

3. “I don’t like to say goodbye,” said Lunay. “You prefer ‘Until we meet again’?” asked Cindy. “No, I’m rather partial to keep a banana in your pocket so if we meet again I’ll know you’re happy to see me.”

— Patrick Thomas

4. “The problem is so many people are so blinded by their own beliefs, it shuts them off from seeing reality.”

— Patrick Thomas

5. “My plan was ill conceived, against convention, and, above all, silly. I loved it the moment I thought of it.”

— Patrick Thomas

6. “Kintaro was a legendary Japanese hero who’s gone by many names, but mostly he uses the one his witch mother gave him. He made some cooing noises, and a small flock of pigeons suddenly dive bombed me. “Just giving you some motivation.” In addition to having strength in Herc’s class, Kintaro also talked to animals. Now I realize a lot of people in Central Park talk to the pigeons – as well as rocks and lampposts – but when Kintaro speaks, animals listen.”

— Patrick Thomas

7. “The Devil tended to do it better than his underlings. Likes to give the marks less wiggle room to get out of the contract. The lesser demons are so anxious to get any soul that they’ll promise the world and deliver Jersey. Of.”

— Patrick Thomas

8. “Early morning suits and overalls were on their way to work, covering people too bewildered by employment to realize what an atrocious hour it was to be up and about. Still, they had enough wits about them to take great pains to walk around the man arguing with his bottle and apparently losing. Edgar.”

— Patrick Thomas

9. “Pride not only precedes a fall, but often hangs around a while longer to see what other damage it can do.”

— Patrick Thomas

10. “No powers? Ye’ve got to be kidding me. Have ye heard his jokes? They’re so bad they can drop a man at twenty paces,” said.”

— Patrick Thomas

11. “The light filled all present with a special grace and warmth. I swear it smiled. Then the light was gone and the ceiling returned, having the nerve to act as if it had never left.”

— Patrick Thomas

12. “The necrophiliacs were homophobic and sexist to boot. You’d think pervs would be more tolerant of others. Go figure.”

— Patrick Thomas

13. “That’s when a shadow came over the table. The shadow was so big you could almost hear the table creak under its weight. It was like having an indoor eclipse. We had been approached by someone whom I could only describe as the fattest individual I had ever seen. I have never been one to make fun of the adiposily overadvantaged, but that is what this person was. Probably.”

— Patrick Thomas

14. “I recently got my wife to take me back, which is good because I don’t like to work and she supports me when we’re together.”

— Patrick Thomas

15. “Mind if I sit down?” asked Conrad. “It’s a free country,” said Toni. “Then why is everything so expensive?” said.”

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16. “Politicians think that politics is a game and their offenses are somehow less real because of that.”

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17. “Sometimes it’s not worth questioning authority because it usually won’t know the answer.”

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18. “I don’t know nothing about looking a gift horse in the mouth or anywhere else. I mean, who gives a horse as a gift anyhow? Unless it’s just the head of course.”

— Patrick Thomas

19. “I could fix the two of you up, assuming you don’t mind the fact that he is into sadism and just got out of jail for accidentally leaving his last lover tied up in a basement for two months.”

— Patrick Thomas

20. “Several rows of spectators were blocking our view of the upcoming parade, almost all of them more vertically endowed than we were. In short, vertical envy had reared its ugly head and was making faces at us.”

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21. “I’ve heard that the way to someone’s heart is through their stomach. It’s not the only way, although you do have to make sure to go to your right and toward the head. And it does save the trouble of having to crack open the rib cage.”

— Patrick Thomas

22. “Magic is not the solution to every problem, but it sure helps in eleven out of ten cases.”

— Patrick Thomas

23. “You just bought yourself a world of trouble.” “But I ordered one of peace and love. I’d like to return the one of trouble or get a full refund,” I said. “I’m pretty sure I have the receipt somewhere.”

— Patrick Thomas

24. “It feels so good to be loved,” Murphy said. “How would ye know?” said Paddy. “I hear things and have a good imagination,” he said.”

— Patrick Thomas

25. “Magic isn’t just fun, it’s an adventure. Then again, so’s falling off a cliff.”

— Patrick Thomas

26. “It didn’t matter that everyone else seemed to be doing it. To butcher a cliche, if everyone jumped off a bridge, they would all get wet. And some were going to drown. Or.”

— Patrick Thomas

27. “Things started to fly around the room. I don’t mean little things like books and lamps. I’m talking the refrigerator, the stove, and the couch. It was like a deadly game of dodge ball. I.”

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28. “Hex had forgone his dark blue trenchcoat in favor of a short, black leather jacket. He was wearing a t-shirt that said “I saved the Earth and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.” Hex.”

— Patrick Thomas

29. “There was no smell, no texture, no temperature to it. It had as much substance as a politician’s promise.”

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30. “Bulfinche’s is a Manhattan bar that has not only seen all the weirdness the world has to offer, but encourages it to come by for a drink. A leprechaun owns it, and a god of wine and orgies tends bar. I.”

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31. “Tremble in fear as Pasphrfep the Pillager comes to feast on your souls.”

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32. “It’s great being dead.”

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33. “Or as some who have faced her call her – No, please don’t kill me!”

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34. “When Ted walked in the door, silence fell across the room. The silence must have been especially clumsy, perhaps even hitting its head and losing consciousness, because no one spoke. Instead, everyone watched. It seemed like a scene from an old western, where a gunfighter itching for a shoot-out walks into a saloon. I half expected to see tumbleweeds roll by.”

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35. “Isn’t that the kettle calling the pot collect?” English.”

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36. “Then the Maw did something really disgusting. It let loose with the evil mother of all farts. It was actually visible, a gray murky mist. I covered my mouth and nose with my sleeve, but my eyes were burning. I had been tear-gassed before. This was worse. While.”

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37. “See that you do,” said the nurse and tried to walk away with purpose, but purpose stayed behind, not wanting anything to do with her. In truth it was a little embarrassed to be seen with her after her behavior at the last Christmas party.”

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38. “We sang not for fame and fortune, but because the song needed to be set free from our souls. Once liberated, most folks understood why it had been locked up in the first place. Once.”

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39. “Be careful. Sometimes you don’t carry a grudge. It carries you.”

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40. “The Devil never shows up on time for his own staff meetings, preferring instead to make everyone else stew and wait. Sometimes it’s a few minutes, sometimes a few weeks. It can get pretty ugly. Considering.”

— Patrick Thomas