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Top 8 Penelope Bloom Quotes (2025 Update)

Penelope Bloom Quote: “That beautiful, beautiful man. He stole your cherry and deflowered you in one fell swoop. Respect.”

1. “That beautiful, beautiful man. He stole your cherry and deflowered you in one fell swoop. Respect.”

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Penelope Bloom Quote: “I woke up with the kind of headache that makes you regret you ever existed. I didn’t just want to die, I wanted to go back in time and stop my parents from ever making me in the first place.”

2. “I woke up with the kind of headache that makes you regret you ever existed. I didn’t just want to die, I wanted to go back in time and stop my parents from ever making me in the first place.”

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Penelope Bloom Quote: “Please tell me you just compared a man to a burrito, because I love that.”

3. “Please tell me you just compared a man to a burrito, because I love that.”

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Penelope Bloom Quote: “You scared the crap out of me. I mean, not literally. I’m potty trained.”

4. “You scared the crap out of me. I mean, not literally. I’m potty trained.”

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Penelope Bloom Quote: “I was just thinking about how if I breathe out hooh, it’s cold, but if I breathe out, haah, it’s hot.”

5. “I was just thinking about how if I breathe out hooh, it’s cold, but if I breathe out, haah, it’s hot.”

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Penelope Bloom Quote: “Okay, Dad. Please make sure your seats are in the upright position. Please do not smoke. Vaping is fine, if that’s your thing. Although I wouldn’t advise it, because vapes still have nicotine in them, so you’re developing a nasty habit anyway. And nobody thinks you’re cool when you do smoke tricks.” “We’re not vaping,” I said. “Just fly the damn helicopter.”

6. “Okay, Dad. Please make sure your seats are in the upright position. Please do not smoke. Vaping is fine, if that’s your thing. Although I wouldn’t advise it, because vapes still have nicotine in them, so you’re developing a nasty habit anyway. And nobody thinks you’re cool when you do smoke tricks.” “We’re not vaping,” I said. “Just fly the damn helicopter.”

— Penelope Bloom

Penelope Bloom Quote: “If they give the purple heart for soldiers, I guess they could give me the blue ball medal for the testament of willpower I endured.”

7. “If they give the purple heart for soldiers, I guess they could give me the blue ball medal for the testament of willpower I endured.”

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Penelope Bloom Quote: “Shake the stick out of my ass and let loose... Words of wisdom from Candace. Maybe I’ll have them put that on your tombstone?” “Who says I’m dying first? I’m going to have them put, ’here lies the world’s oldest, saddest virgin. Maybe if she’d let a guy get six inches deep, she wouldn’t have gone six feet under.”

8. “Shake the stick out of my ass and let loose... Words of wisdom from Candace. Maybe I’ll have them put that on your tombstone?” “Who says I’m dying first? I’m going to have them put, ’here lies the world’s oldest, saddest virgin. Maybe if she’d let a guy get six inches deep, she wouldn’t have gone six feet under.”

— Penelope Bloom

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