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Top 500 Penny Reid Quotes (2026 Update)
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Penny Reid Quote: “Tuesday Horoscope: Your happily ever after begins today, as long as you remember there is no such thing as happily ever after.”

201. “Tuesday Horoscope: Your happily ever after begins today, as long as you remember there is no such thing as happily ever after.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “I don’t like to judge people. I love it. Writing.”

202. “I don’t like to judge people. I love it. Writing.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “The first time I heard him speak, I was sunk; his voice made my stomach do a skydive to my toes without a parachute. His voice reminded me of jazz and the bedroom and a strip tease: melodic, deep, soothing, slightly sandpapery, but with an irreverent, careless quality. I daydreamed about him reading me a book, the newspaper, a greeting card, an eviction notice – anything.”

203. “The first time I heard him speak, I was sunk; his voice made my stomach do a skydive to my toes without a parachute. His voice reminded me of jazz and the bedroom and a strip tease: melodic, deep, soothing, slightly sandpapery, but with an irreverent, careless quality. I daydreamed about him reading me a book, the newspaper, a greeting card, an eviction notice – anything.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “After dinner, we were all in the kitchen helping with the dishes, and I had the thought, Someone should go check on Momma. And that’s when I started to cry.”

204. “After dinner, we were all in the kitchen helping with the dishes, and I had the thought, Someone should go check on Momma. And that’s when I started to cry.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “He needed to pick one muffin, and stick with that muffin. He didn’t get to lay claim to all the muffins, because that’s not how life worked.”

205. “He needed to pick one muffin, and stick with that muffin. He didn’t get to lay claim to all the muffins, because that’s not how life worked.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “I wasn’t wondering whether you had a lip fungus, but thank you for getting that awkward conversation out of the way.”

206. “I wasn’t wondering whether you had a lip fungus, but thank you for getting that awkward conversation out of the way.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Each marriage is a living thing, just as complex as the two individuals within it.”

207. “Each marriage is a living thing, just as complex as the two individuals within it.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Furthermore, I preferred to only have cravings I could satisfy without the requirement or assistance of another person. This was, after all, the definition of self-reliance.”

208. “Furthermore, I preferred to only have cravings I could satisfy without the requirement or assistance of another person. This was, after all, the definition of self-reliance.”

— Penny Reid

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Penny Reid Quote: “Why do people care about each other? What is attraction? I can’t give you a list of reasons why I react to you like I do. This isn’t an equation to balance. You’re the one I’m always thinking about. It’s you. It just is.” “You.”

209. “Why do people care about each other? What is attraction? I can’t give you a list of reasons why I react to you like I do. This isn’t an equation to balance. You’re the one I’m always thinking about. It’s you. It just is.” “You.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “I exist as many things. All of them are in love with you.”

210. “I exist as many things. All of them are in love with you.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “So you created firewalls for mob bosses? As an aside, if I started a band, Mob Boss Firewall would be an excellent name.”

211. “So you created firewalls for mob bosses? As an aside, if I started a band, Mob Boss Firewall would be an excellent name.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Boys are stupid. I needed to explore becoming a lesbian.”

212. “Boys are stupid. I needed to explore becoming a lesbian.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “When I was younger, I wanted plenty of things, plenty of people, until I realized there was no point in wanting. Since then, I’ve never had something I wanted, not really. Not ’til you.”

213. “When I was younger, I wanted plenty of things, plenty of people, until I realized there was no point in wanting. Since then, I’ve never had something I wanted, not really. Not ’til you.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “But when Marie laughed, when her mouth curved in a perfect arch, when her eyes became the combined colors of hydrogen on the visible light spectrum, when the manifestation of happiness as perfect music passed her lips, then time stopped.”

214. “But when Marie laughed, when her mouth curved in a perfect arch, when her eyes became the combined colors of hydrogen on the visible light spectrum, when the manifestation of happiness as perfect music passed her lips, then time stopped.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “I will do anything to prove that to you. I will do anything to prove that what we have is worth a battle. What we have is worth a war.”

215. “I will do anything to prove that to you. I will do anything to prove that what we have is worth a battle. What we have is worth a war.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “He was so handsome I felt like filing a civil lawsuit against his parents, claiming punitive damages, pain and suffering to my psyche.”

216. “He was so handsome I felt like filing a civil lawsuit against his parents, claiming punitive damages, pain and suffering to my psyche.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Breathless and Wretched, the new fragrance by Calvin Klein.”

217. “Breathless and Wretched, the new fragrance by Calvin Klein.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Realization of his philandering arrived via an empty condom wrapper tucked in the back pocket of his jeans as I, the dutifully dumb girlfriend, decided to do him a favor by throwing some of his laundry in with mine.”

218. “Realization of his philandering arrived via an empty condom wrapper tucked in the back pocket of his jeans as I, the dutifully dumb girlfriend, decided to do him a favor by throwing some of his laundry in with mine.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “They’ve got to have backups on the cloud, or the mist, or whatever it’s called.”

219. “They’ve got to have backups on the cloud, or the mist, or whatever it’s called.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “We’re not pumpkins. We’re stunning autumn gourds.”

220. “We’re not pumpkins. We’re stunning autumn gourds.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Cell phones, like the other social media constructs of our time, encourage the collecting of so-called friends and contacts similar to how my grandmother used to collect teacups and put them on display in her china cabinet. Only now, the teacups are people, and the china cabinet is Facebook.”

221. “Cell phones, like the other social media constructs of our time, encourage the collecting of so-called friends and contacts similar to how my grandmother used to collect teacups and put them on display in her china cabinet. Only now, the teacups are people, and the china cabinet is Facebook.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Why are you so anxious to build yourself a ceiling? Why don’t you build a rocket instead?”

222. “Why are you so anxious to build yourself a ceiling? Why don’t you build a rocket instead?”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “It’s not the wanting part that makes you crazy. It’s the blackmailing-me-into-marrying-you-and-giving-you-a-baby that brings your mental health into question.” Jennifer.”

223. “It’s not the wanting part that makes you crazy. It’s the blackmailing-me-into-marrying-you-and-giving-you-a-baby that brings your mental health into question.” Jennifer.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Why do you love it?” I had a sense that I would enjoy her answer. I knew it would be unexpected and unique. Everything about her was unexpected and unique. She was my bright light of eccentricity in a very predictable and ordinary world. She made everything new and interesting or funny.”

224. “Why do you love it?” I had a sense that I would enjoy her answer. I knew it would be unexpected and unique. Everything about her was unexpected and unique. She was my bright light of eccentricity in a very predictable and ordinary world. She made everything new and interesting or funny.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “If they don’t learn about launching rockets at home, then they’ll just learn about it on the streets.” I glowered at him. “That sounds like something Hitler would say.”

225. “If they don’t learn about launching rockets at home, then they’ll just learn about it on the streets.” I glowered at him. “That sounds like something Hitler would say.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Sometimes doing nothing is what we’re called to do, I think. Does that make sense? In any relationship, sometimes we play the lead, and sometimes we follow.”

226. “Sometimes doing nothing is what we’re called to do, I think. Does that make sense? In any relationship, sometimes we play the lead, and sometimes we follow.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Soon all the leaves would fall, leaving this spot bare and brown. I felt like I was looking at the pinnacle of a particularly dazzling firework as it filled the night sky, just before it lost its shape and faded into darkness.”

227. “Soon all the leaves would fall, leaving this spot bare and brown. I felt like I was looking at the pinnacle of a particularly dazzling firework as it filled the night sky, just before it lost its shape and faded into darkness.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “If you give Cletus an inch, he’ll take a light-year.”

228. “If you give Cletus an inch, he’ll take a light-year.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” – Socrates.”

229. “The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” – Socrates.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Is a chameleon a coward because it can change its color? No. It’s evolved and awesome. I like to think of myself in a similar fashion.”

230. “Is a chameleon a coward because it can change its color? No. It’s evolved and awesome. I like to think of myself in a similar fashion.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “I did not want to dwell on my past. These people typically wished to swap stories. I had no desire for commiseration.”

231. “I did not want to dwell on my past. These people typically wished to swap stories. I had no desire for commiseration.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “I embraced it. Actually, I tackle-hugged it.”

232. “I embraced it. Actually, I tackle-hugged it.”

— Penny Reid

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Penny Reid Quote: “So the man told you the truth, and now you’re surprised to discover he didn’t lie.”

233. “So the man told you the truth, and now you’re surprised to discover he didn’t lie.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Seriously, big guy, you just need to make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.”

234. “Seriously, big guy, you just need to make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Sir McCoolpants Von No Touchy.”

235. “Sir McCoolpants Von No Touchy.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Non-knitters just didn’t understand the dynamics of a knitting group. It wasn’t just a good time or a fun time; it was the best time.”

236. “Non-knitters just didn’t understand the dynamics of a knitting group. It wasn’t just a good time or a fun time; it was the best time.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Don’t give up on your alphabet.”

237. “Don’t give up on your alphabet.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “The only items she approved of in my wardrobe were my shoes. In fact, she borrowed a pair of orange faux-crocodile leather wedge heals with a turquoise bow at the toe. I wore a zebra printed spiked heal; the rest of my outfit came from her closet. She said I owned the clothes of a radiologist and the shoes of an OBGYN; which is like the medical doctor equivalent of saying that I dressed like a librarian with a propensity for fuckmeboots.”

238. “The only items she approved of in my wardrobe were my shoes. In fact, she borrowed a pair of orange faux-crocodile leather wedge heals with a turquoise bow at the toe. I wore a zebra printed spiked heal; the rest of my outfit came from her closet. She said I owned the clothes of a radiologist and the shoes of an OBGYN; which is like the medical doctor equivalent of saying that I dressed like a librarian with a propensity for fuckmeboots.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Although it seemed like such a simple thing, for the first time in my life I realized the importance of an introduction. An introduction by a mutual friend buys instant credibility, especially when the mutual friend was universally liked – as.”

239. “Although it seemed like such a simple thing, for the first time in my life I realized the importance of an introduction. An introduction by a mutual friend buys instant credibility, especially when the mutual friend was universally liked – as.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “I might cry later, at home, while watching Steel Magnolias and dressed like a homeless person. Sometimes I applied mascara before crying just to heighten the experience.”

240. “I might cry later, at home, while watching Steel Magnolias and dressed like a homeless person. Sometimes I applied mascara before crying just to heighten the experience.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “He’s the man equivalent of a gun to the head, except without the fear for my life aspect.”

241. “He’s the man equivalent of a gun to the head, except without the fear for my life aspect.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Oh, Jennifer!” She said my name low and rough, as though it were a swear word. “A lady does not wear overalls.”

242. “Oh, Jennifer!” She said my name low and rough, as though it were a swear word. “A lady does not wear overalls.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “I love to read, but I’m not a writer. I love philosophy, but I’m not a philosopher. I love art, but I can’t paint, I can’t draw or sculpt. I love movies and the theater, but I’m a terrible actor. Therefore, I’m a patron.”

243. “I love to read, but I’m not a writer. I love philosophy, but I’m not a philosopher. I love art, but I can’t paint, I can’t draw or sculpt. I love movies and the theater, but I’m a terrible actor. Therefore, I’m a patron.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “For all my bravado, when I fell, I fell hard. I fell fast. I fell stupid. I invested too much too soon. My capacity for giving was matched only by their capacity for taking.”

244. “For all my bravado, when I fell, I fell hard. I fell fast. I fell stupid. I invested too much too soon. My capacity for giving was matched only by their capacity for taking.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “You give me offense, and I take it. I take offense to the fact that you would stand here and belittle Simone’s beliefs and her work to correct what she feels are grave wrongs when you take no action to fight for your beliefs. It is one thing to compare or even belittle sacred truths when both parties are working toward rectifying wrongs. But it is quite another to rail against a person who is doing something when you do nothing.”

245. “You give me offense, and I take it. I take offense to the fact that you would stand here and belittle Simone’s beliefs and her work to correct what she feels are grave wrongs when you take no action to fight for your beliefs. It is one thing to compare or even belittle sacred truths when both parties are working toward rectifying wrongs. But it is quite another to rail against a person who is doing something when you do nothing.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “When I finished my tale of both woe and whoa...”

246. “When I finished my tale of both woe and whoa...”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Whether or not I’m likable or nice or good or a Mary Sue is irrelevant. The fact is, I am boring and unlikable by your standards. That’s never going to change because I don’t subscribe to your standards.”

247. “Whether or not I’m likable or nice or good or a Mary Sue is irrelevant. The fact is, I am boring and unlikable by your standards. That’s never going to change because I don’t subscribe to your standards.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Wait for your Pierre, Natasha.”

248. “Wait for your Pierre, Natasha.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “I would wait until she came to me. Or, I would wait until I could wait no longer.”

249. “I would wait until she came to me. Or, I would wait until I could wait no longer.”

— Penny Reid

Penny Reid Quote: “Take romance for instance. Fictional women in romance novels never get their period. They never have morning breath. They orgasm seventeen times a day. And they never seem to have jobs with bosses.”

250. “Take romance for instance. Fictional women in romance novels never get their period. They never have morning breath. They orgasm seventeen times a day. And they never seem to have jobs with bosses.”

— Penny Reid

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