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Top 7 Pete Jordan Quotes (2025 Update)

Pete Jordan Quote: “When a costumed chicken came up and tried to teach me the freakin’ chicken dance, without thinking, I barked, ‘Get away from me!’ Then, through the chicken’s beak, I saw a dejected teenage girl. What a jerk I am, I thought, and apologized to her. Despite the fact that there were still more hours of pay to earn by doing nothing, yelling at six-foot chickens was a clear indication that it was time to go.”
Pete Jordan Quote: “Each year, the city government, the police department and the local newspapers warned adult Amsterdammers to take precautions. Before going to bed the night before Luilak, adults were advised to: disconnect their doorbells, bring garbage cans indoors, close all windows, avoid sleeping in street-facing rooms and wear earplugs.”
Pete Jordan Quote: “Cycling nowadays is tantamount to attempting suicide.”
Pete Jordan Quote: “During my bus ride out to the nursing home, I filled ou the rest of the story: After more than a thousand years of keeping their meat and dairy separated, along came Jesus who apparently told the Jews that it wasn’t a big deal after all. He told anyone who’d listen that boiling a young goat in his mother’s milk wasn’t really a commandment from above, rather just a helpful culinary tip like ‘Don’t oversalt’ or ‘Thaw before eating.”
Pete Jordan Quote: “You into Charlie Parker?” he asked. “No,” I had to say again. “Well, Bird was a dishwasher just like me and you,” he said. “Worked at Jimmy’s Chicken Shack in New York. You can hear it in his sax.”
Pete Jordan Quote: “Though I was able to use the four months at the warehouse job to read twenty-six Mark Twain books in a row, I made no friends and got lonely.”
Pete Jordan Quote: “The warning about not chopping off one’s face by stepping into the helicopter’s tail rotary wing made a strong impression on me.”
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