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Top 15 Phil Foglio Quotes (2025 Update)

Phil Foglio Quote: “Any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan.”

1. “Any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan.”

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Phil Foglio Quote: “Klaus Wulfenbach: Was my son upset? Bangladesh DuPree: Oh, him? Yeah! He’s all set to be a hero and rescue her – and then he finds out he’d need fireplace tongs to get her undressed? Yeah, upset is the word.”

2. “Klaus Wulfenbach: Was my son upset? Bangladesh DuPree: Oh, him? Yeah! He’s all set to be a hero and rescue her – and then he finds out he’d need fireplace tongs to get her undressed? Yeah, upset is the word.”

— Phil Foglio

Phil Foglio Quote: “One of the characteristics I cherish in my friends is their childlike gullibility, and several excited minutes were spent trying to actually find this book.”

3. “One of the characteristics I cherish in my friends is their childlike gullibility, and several excited minutes were spent trying to actually find this book.”

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Phil Foglio Quote: “Why are there mechanical squid in the water cistern?” The Castle sighed. “Why is everyone so surprised about that? Where else would we keep them?”

4. “Why are there mechanical squid in the water cistern?” The Castle sighed. “Why is everyone so surprised about that? Where else would we keep them?”

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Phil Foglio Quote: “My only requirement for that first story was that there had to be a fight or an explosion on every page. Naturally, no one wanted to publish it, but I liked the character, did a few stories to keep my hand in.”

5. “My only requirement for that first story was that there had to be a fight or an explosion on every page. Naturally, no one wanted to publish it, but I liked the character, did a few stories to keep my hand in.”

— Phil Foglio

Phil Foglio Quote: “Ah! Speak of the devil, and you find her in your hat.”

6. “Ah! Speak of the devil, and you find her in your hat.”

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Phil Foglio Quote: “Excuse me? Those are my fun-sized mobile agony and death dispensers. They’re works of art! You can break your own stuff, thank you very much.”

7. “Excuse me? Those are my fun-sized mobile agony and death dispensers. They’re works of art! You can break your own stuff, thank you very much.”

— Phil Foglio

Phil Foglio Quote: “People keep giving me rings. But I think a small death ray might be more practical.”

8. “People keep giving me rings. But I think a small death ray might be more practical.”

— Phil Foglio

Phil Foglio Quote: “I’ve also been busy doing stuff for Steve Jackson Games.”

9. “I’ve also been busy doing stuff for Steve Jackson Games.”

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Phil Foglio Quote: “Now I am in control!” He followed this statement with a burst of laughter that showed the owner had done a fair share of gloating in his time, and had the basics down pat.”

10. “Now I am in control!” He followed this statement with a burst of laughter that showed the owner had done a fair share of gloating in his time, and had the basics down pat.”

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Phil Foglio Quote: “As we have mentioned, dragons are not really considered a viable life form, as they come into direct conflict with humans over things like money and power, which, frankly, is just asking for it.”

11. “As we have mentioned, dragons are not really considered a viable life form, as they come into direct conflict with humans over things like money and power, which, frankly, is just asking for it.”

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Phil Foglio Quote: “If we had to go live action, I’d hold out for Tim Burton to direct.”

12. “If we had to go live action, I’d hold out for Tim Burton to direct.”

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Phil Foglio Quote: “The encyclopedia is the only place in the world where World Domination comes before Work! – The last words of Joaquin the Illiterate, just before he hit that big red button labeled Do Not Touch.”

13. “The encyclopedia is the only place in the world where World Domination comes before Work! – The last words of Joaquin the Illiterate, just before he hit that big red button labeled Do Not Touch.”

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Phil Foglio Quote: “I didn’t really think about becoming a professional artist until high school, when I realized that everything else required too much math.”

14. “I didn’t really think about becoming a professional artist until high school, when I realized that everything else required too much math.”

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Phil Foglio Quote: “As it happened, I had a friend who was a good person who liked to present himself as a dreadful one. Using him as a role model, I created the first Buck Godot strip.”

15. “As it happened, I had a friend who was a good person who liked to present himself as a dreadful one. Using him as a role model, I created the first Buck Godot strip.”

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Phil Foglio Quote: “Agatha, I’ve decided. I’m going to marry you for your library.”

16. “Agatha, I’ve decided. I’m going to marry you for your library.”

— Phil Foglio

Phil Foglio Quote: “Or you could just blow Castle Wulfenbach out of the sky.” Othar clapped his hands in delight. “An excellent suggestion, young apprentice!” Tarvek ignored this. “Except, of course, that Gil is still up there.” “Even better,” Othar declared. Tarvek briefly considered this, then reluctantly admitted, “But he still has my notes.”

17. “Or you could just blow Castle Wulfenbach out of the sky.” Othar clapped his hands in delight. “An excellent suggestion, young apprentice!” Tarvek ignored this. “Except, of course, that Gil is still up there.” “Even better,” Othar declared. Tarvek briefly considered this, then reluctantly admitted, “But he still has my notes.”

— Phil Foglio

Phil Foglio Quote: “You know, there’s more to being an evil despot than getting cake whenever you want it.” Agatha thought about this and was filled with a sudden conviction, one that would stand the test of time through everything else that happened to her through the years. “If that’s what you think, then you’re doing it wrong.”

18. “You know, there’s more to being an evil despot than getting cake whenever you want it.” Agatha thought about this and was filled with a sudden conviction, one that would stand the test of time through everything else that happened to her through the years. “If that’s what you think, then you’re doing it wrong.”

— Phil Foglio

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