Top 35 Pseudonymous Bosch Quotes (2025 Update)

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— Pseudonymous Bosch

2. “Only bad books have good endings. If a book is any good, it’s ending is always bad – because you don’t want the book to end.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

3. “Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

4. “Better to cry wolf over and over than never to cry wolf at all.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

5. “Some secrets are meant to be known- but once known you can never forget them.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

6. “Why did so many grown-ups want to be young, she wondered, when it took so long to grow old? It was like going on a million-mile road trip then wanting to turn around without getting out of the car.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

7. “This book will not harm you unless someone throws it at you which is a possibilty never to be discounted.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

8. “Generally speaking, books don’t cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

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9. “Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

10. “Death is like an old dog. He always knows when you are at his door.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

11. “It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

12. “Very little in this world makes sense.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

13. “Before we do, I suggest you take a break. If you need to go to the bathroom, this is a good time. If you’re sleepy, go to bed and save the next chapter for tomorrow. For the magician’s story, you must have all your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

14. “The Legend of Cabbage Face”.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

15. “Never let a pickpocket bump into you if you can help it.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

16. “Sometimes when we are at our lowest points, we make the greatest discoveries.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

17. “If you’re sleepy, go to bed and save the next chapter for tomorrow.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

18. “Why did the ibis cross the Nile?” She nodded, shivering. He laughed, a deep, rumbling laugh. “To get to the other side, of course.” As.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

19. “Q: Why do you like chocolate so much? A: The answer, clearly, is because I’ve tasted chocolate.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

20. “Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

21. “Author’s note: At a certain point in the first 150 pages of this book there will be an emergency drill. Please follow all instructions and behave exactly as you would in a real emergency. Thank you.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

22. “Friends don’t have to have a lot of things in common. But there’s one thing friends usually do have in common – a sense of humor. That doesn’t mean they find all the same things funny. Sometimes, they might even laugh at each other. But at the end of the day, friends can always laugh with each other.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

23. “Your problem, it is not here’ – he pointed the pen at Max-Ernest’s throat – ‘it is here’ – he pointed the pen at Max-Ernest’s chest. ‘My heart is heavy, too. But you must be strong. This situation, it is very serious. It is not only Cass’s life that is at stake. If she dies, the Secret, it will die too.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

24. “But remember what I said about forgetting what I said?”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

25. “She hadn’t visited this spot in a few years, but when she was younger it had been a frequent hideout. She called it the Barbie Graveyard because it was where, one night when she was nine years old, she’d ceremoniously buried every single doll she had. She’d marked the site with a melted Barbie toaster. “They all died in an electrical fire,” she told her mother somberly. “I couldn’t save them.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

26. “Who needs to go somewhere when you can read about it.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

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27. “For he who has power over dragons has power over us all.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

28. “This new condition, this unwilled silence, had fallen over him ten days ago. The day Cass had gone into the hospital. The day she had fallen into a coma.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

29. “The name of this book is mysterious.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

30. “It’s funny the way secrets work. If you don’t know about a secret, it doesn’t bother you. You go about your business without a care in the world. Everything’s fine and dandy. But as soon as you hear about the secret, it starts to nag at you. Suddenly, your dying to know what the secret is.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

31. “Let’s have a chapter break. I don’t know about you, but I could sure use it.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

32. “No wandering minds allowed.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

33. “I must admit, this is one of the most politely written ransom notes I’ve ever received. – Mrs. Johnson.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

34. “It probably won’t injure you at all. Unless somebody throws it at you, which is a possibility that should never be discounted.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch

35. “Happily, you don’t know how to find me. If you did, I’ve no doubt, you would try to bribe me to finish the story. I know how you are. I know how I am, too. I am very susceptible to bribes. As you’ve probably noticed, I have no self-control whatsoever. I like chocolate best. But I also have a fondness for cheese.”

— Pseudonymous Bosch